what's your best "this is fucked up" BBing moment ?

[bigmc]

Maybe, but I had you in the first group.   

haha you wish

[NordicNerd]

We have all had them, when you have 12 eggs in the blender at 2AM , and you're like...."I'm a dick"
...

Bought 2 pounds of egg protein powder. Tasted ok. Then the nasty side-effects started to show. Never in my life have I farted such stinkers as when I ate that stuff. And I farted all the time- drove the girlfriend nuts.

NN

[ESFitness]

having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief   shitty way to start that morning.

or..

getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.

or...

getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware

or.....

getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't  arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)

or........
picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.

or.......

doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.

forgot one..

dropped off some orders at the pharm in TJ and had some time to kill while they were boxed up, so I figure i'd head over and hang out at a strip club (it was 11am on a sunday... sounded better than eating shrimp lobster and watching tourists in the hot sun), so I head out completely forgetting I put a bag of 90 proviron's in my pocket.

so I head down to the club where an ex-gf dances and I hang out for a while drinking cokes and puff on a big fat Davidoff Churchill... then a girl with thick thighs and big tits catches my eye.. so she comes over and sits on my lap and asks if I want a dance.. I say no (I've never paid for a dance... let alone given a stripper even a dollar... unless I dated them). she doesn't seem too concerned and hangs out with me for an hour ordering me free cokes and telling me how pretty my blue eyes are and squeezing my shoulders... after a while my legs were getting tired from this bitch sitting on my lap for an hour and I say I gotta go, so she gets up and I go piss and leave a $10 on the table for the drinks.

as i'm walking out she kisses me on the cheek and says 'bye'... which I thought was 'odd'.. maybe she recognized me with Alba (an ex gf who danced there)... maybe she was trying to make Alba jealous or something... whatever... so as soon as I walk out on the street I have 3 "cops" with pistols in my face and push me up against the wall and go into my pockets and pull out the bag, they look at it for 2 seconds and put it back in my pocket and turn me around and zip-tie my hands in front of me and lead me to a white truck with a topper on back with a couple doors on it (a 'paddy-wagon' truck). I ask them 'what the fuck do you cocksucking guys think youre doing?' and start to cause a scene to get other tourists attention. They say "we go to jail", I figure 'fine.. lets go. the naval base MP's will come through the jail tonight or tomorrow morning and get me out anyways along with the 18yr old military guys who got arrested that weekend.... so I hop in the back of the truck.. they still hadn't really "searched" me, didn't even take my wallet. So we drive for 2 mins and stop... the door pops up and I figure we're at the jail already.... nope.... we're at the ATM... so now they want me to get some cash... it's in peso's I hoped, because I didn't want to withdraw $4000 for these scumbags or whatever it was.. I had to withdraw cash twice, since I guess the first one wasn't enough.. I go to hand this weasel-faced inbred Mexican cop the money and he doesn't want it... instead they put me back in the truck...by this time I dunno what the fuck is going on... maybe we gotta go to another ATM.... well 2 mins later we stop again and they open the door and I get out and we're in some fucken alley... well this must be the jail now... nope... we're at the currency exchanger. lol... so I gotta give them the pesos and get American dollars... and give them the dollars... they just wanted the big bills.. no ones or change. lol.. I think the whole thing came out to like $45... they cut the zip-ties and go in their truck and left me standing there in the alley. I had to get a Taxi Libre back to the pharmacy where my biz partner thought the whole thing was the funniest thing he'd heard all week. dollars to doughnuts the 'cop' had no idea what the Proviron pills were, and probably didn't care.... and i'm pretty sure that stripper bitch set me up... must've felt the bag of pills in my pocket. stupid part was I wasn't even bringing them back myself, i'd just put'em in my pocket by accident. lol

[240_Iz_Nutz]

having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief   shitty way to start that morning.

or..

getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.

or...

getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware

or.....

getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't  arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)

or........
picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.

or.......

doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.

Those are some killer stories. I remember just barely missing and having blood just explode all over the bathroom a few times, but that pales in comparison to those stories. 

[240_Iz_Nutz]

forgot one..

dropped off some orders at the pharm in TJ and had some time to kill while they were boxed up, so I figure i'd head over and hang out at a strip club (it was 11am on a sunday... sounded better than eating shrimp lobster and watching tourists in the hot sun), so I head out completely forgetting I put a bag of 90 proviron's in my pocket.

so I head down to the club where an ex-gf dances and I hang out for a while drinking cokes and puff on a big fat Davidoff Churchill... then a girl with thick thighs and big tits catches my eye.. so she comes over and sits on my lap and asks if I want a dance.. I say no (I've never paid for a dance... let alone given a stripper even a dollar... unless I dated them). she doesn't seem too concerned and hangs out with me for an hour ordering me free cokes and telling me how pretty my blue eyes are and squeezing my shoulders... after a while my legs were getting tired from this bitch sitting on my lap for an hour and I say I gotta go, so she gets up and I go piss and leave a $10 on the table for the drinks.

as i'm walking out she kisses me on the cheek and says 'bye'... which I thought was 'odd'.. maybe she recognized me with Alba (an ex gf who danced there)... maybe she was trying to make Alba jealous or something... whatever... so as soon as I walk out on the street I have 3 "cops" with pistols in my face and push me up against the wall and go into my pockets and pull out the bag, they look at it for 2 seconds and put it back in my pocket and turn me around and zip-tie my hands in front of me and lead me to a white truck with a topper on back with a couple doors on it (a 'paddy-wagon' truck). I ask them 'what the fuck do you cocksucking guys think youre doing?' and start to cause a scene to get other tourists attention. They say "we go to jail", I figure 'fine.. lets go. the naval base MP's will come through the jail tonight or tomorrow morning and get me out anyways along with the 18yr old military guys who got arrested that weekend.... so I hop in the back of the truck.. they still hadn't really "searched" me, didn't even take my wallet. So we drive for 2 mins and stop... the door pops up and I figure we're at the jail already.... nope.... we're at the ATM... so now they want me to get some cash... it's in peso's I hoped, because I didn't want to withdraw $4000 for these scumbags or whatever it was.. I had to withdraw cash twice, since I guess the first one wasn't enough.. I go to hand this weasel-faced inbred Mexican cop the money and he doesn't want it... instead they put me back in the truck...by this time I dunno what the fuck is going on... maybe we gotta go to another ATM.... well 2 mins later we stop again and they open the door and I get out and we're in some fucken alley... well this must be the jail now... nope... we're at the currency exchanger. lol... so I gotta give them the pesos and get American dollars... and give them the dollars... they just wanted the big bills.. no ones or change. lol.. I think the whole thing came out to like $45... they cut the zip-ties and go in their truck and left me standing there in the alley. I had to get a Taxi Libre back to the pharmacy where my biz partner thought the whole thing was the funniest thing he'd heard all week. dollars to doughnuts the 'cop' had no idea what the Proviron pills were, and probably didn't care.... and i'm pretty sure that stripper bitch set me up... must've felt the bag of pills in my pocket. stupid part was I wasn't even bringing them back myself, i'd just put'em in my pocket by accident. lol

Classic. I really don't think most people how enjoyable it is to have guns pulled on them.

[ESFitness]

or being a a buddy's apt when he has two hockey duffle-bags each packed FULL of serostim boxes that he was holding for a buddy of his.... I remember thinking, I.... Err... 'we' should take this stuff... there's at least $60k worth of gh in here. lol.  The bags were to head up to Art Atwood in a couple days. Up till then I'd never seen that much gh at once... it was like seeing your first kg.

[kyomu]

Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show. 

 

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[Mr Nobody]

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Wonder how many times Paco has gone through the paint on tan? Has he retired now or will he enter any more contests?

[no one]

It's passive-aggressive behaviour.

If I had to take a guess I'd say Jeff is divorced maybe multiple times.

or a closeted homosexual. or both actually. one leading to the other, his repression and inability to deal with his orientation and denial over it causing him to act out angrily.

makes sense to me.

oh and ukdildo- I thought you were mr competitive bodybuilding? is this not correct?

you seem to take exception to my wonderfully composed soliloquy to why I quit competing. your major crux being 'hahaha what a fucking liar how does the judge see you with your clothes on and tell you that. here your a liar' etc etc

I thought an expert such as yourself would know that weigh ins are done in the am a few hours before the show. judges are at the weigh in. do you step on the scale in your jeans and running shoes ukdildo? lol holy FUCK you're DUMB.

I looked great that day. I look great today. I'll look fucking fantastic tomorrow. thank you for caring.

[ukjeff]

I thought an expert such as yourself would know that weigh ins are done in the am a few hours before the show. judges are at the weigh in. do you step on the scale in your jeans and running shoes ukdildo? lol holy FUCK you're DUMB.

Not that dumb that I remember that the only guys who stripped down were the ones trying get under a weight limit.

You claimed super-heavy, why would you need to strip off?
Sweatshirt and track suit bottoms would have been fine.

[no one]

Not that dumb that I remember that the only guys who stripped down were the ones trying get under a weight limit.

You claimed super-heavy, why would you need to strip off?
Sweatshirt and track suit bottoms would have been fine.

cause the cut off is 225 lbs YOU FUCKING DUMMY!!! hahaha priceless!

hahaha omg ya tell you what let me wear 10 lbs of clothes so I can compete in a different class. what if someone only weighed 223 but he heavyweight class was stacked. oh let me just wear my jeans then and a fucking sweatshirt he says so I can move up a class. hahahaha omg your an idiot hahaha

[no one]

holy fuck mr pro bber himself bringing the stupid like nobody can!

[bigmc]

holy fuck mr pro bber himself bringing the stupid like nobody can!

at this stage i think if you look outside

jeff will be rooting through your garbage for material to troll you with

but its ok he isnt insane he puts a wink smiley at the end of his posts

i bet he has been in trouble for harrassing girls in the past

and works in a job where he is constantly mocked for his stupidity

[FitnessFrenzy]

My worst bodybuilding moment was one time, when I was in Gold's gym venice, and I was training chest with Jay Cutler. Suddenly, the Mayor of bodybuilding walks in and wants to pay me and Jay 200 dollars to carry him in his legs and arms (like a bag of potatoes) across the Gold's gym parking lot.

Jay looked up at the Mayor with a very confused look on his face. I'm not sure Jay fully understood what was going on. He had MADMAX translate into layman terms what the Mayor was saying. While Jay was pondering the offer deeply,

I shook the Mayor's hand and declined his offer. Then, I went outside and went on a hedonistic tour of California for four days with Vissy and Goodrum. Needless to say, that trip added to this week being my most fucked up bodybuilding memory.

[ukjeff]

cause the cut off is 225 lbs YOU FUCKING DUMMY!!! hahaha priceless!

hahaha omg ya tell you what let me wear 10 lbs of clothes so I can compete in a different class. what if someone only weighed 223 but he heavyweight class was stacked. oh let me just wear my jeans then and a fucking sweatshirt he says so I can move up a class. hahahaha omg your an idiot hahaha

If you stepped on the scales in sweatshirt and jeans and weighed in 226 they would tell you to take them off.
Do you think stewards and judges are idiots?
You were only competing in a 2 bit show, it wasn't the Arnold Classic Amateur.

[no one]

at this stage i think if you look outside

jeff will be rooting through your garbage for material to troll you with

but its ok he isnt insane he puts a wink smiley at the end of his posts

i bet he has been in trouble for harrassing girls in the past

and works in a job where he is constantly mocked for his stupidity

well we already know he has no friends and his 'relationship' must be a little lacking as well.

he's a fucking weirdo. he won't be here much longer. he gets kicked off every forum he posts on after a whole for his obsessive and creepy behaviour. the same will happen here.

[bigmc]

well we already know he has no friends and his 'relationship' must be a little lacking as well.

he's a fucking weirdo. he won't be here much longer. he gets kicked off every forum he posts on after a whole for his obsessive and creepy behaviour. the same will happen here.

yeah its a shame people like him arent looked after anymore

40 years ago he would have been in an asylum of some sort

it isnt his fault

[FitnessFrenzy]

well we already know he has no friends and his 'relationship' must be a little lacking as well.

he's a fucking weirdo. he won't be here much longer. he gets kicked off every forum he posts on after a whole for his obsessive and creepy behaviour. the same will happen here.

CSWOL doesn't like ukjeff, so that actually speaks volumes.

[ukjeff]

[ukjeff]

CSWOL doesn't like ukjeff, so that actually speaks volumes.

awww..he seemed happy enough in the video he made about me.

[no one]

If you stepped on the scales in sweatshirt and jeans and weighed in 226 they would tell you to take them off.
Do you think stewards and judges are idiots?
You were only competing in a 2 bit show, it wasn't the Arnold Classic Amateur.

hahaha weigh in in your jeans and workboots it's ok! why even have weight classes! haha your such a fucking idiot it's almost difficult to comprehend.

keep posting. it's enjoyable making a fool of you. your just oblivious to your own stupidity perhaps. but fortunately the whole board sees it.

keep up the good work corky!

[ukjeff]

hahaha weigh in in your jeans and workboots it's ok! why even have weight classes! haha your such a fucking idiot it's almost difficult to comprehend.

keep posting. it's enjoyable making a fool of you. your just oblivious to your own stupidity perhaps. but fortunately the whole board sees it.

keep up the good work corky!

Why did you only enter shows because your friends wanted you to?
I cant imagine any other bodybuilder who would put themselves through all that to please their mates.
Maybe some competitors would care to comment.

Oh and why didnt you get on stage?

[ukjeff]

hahaha weigh in in your jeans and workboots it's ok! why even have weight classes! haha your such a fucking idiot it's almost difficult to comprehend.

keep posting. it's enjoyable making a fool of you. your just oblivious to your own stupidity perhaps. but fortunately the whole board sees it.

keep up the good work corky!

People only stripped off at weigh in back in my day if they were close to weight limits.
I had to strip down to my underpants in the foyer of a venue to make light heavy.

[bigmc]

People only stripped off at weigh in back in my day if they were close to weight limits.
I had to strip down to my underpants in the foyer of a venue to make light heavy.

At least thats what i told the judge

fixed

[no one]

hahahaha what a fucking BOZO this guy is!