True Story... This happened around 1999, if I am not mistaken.
A group of about 7-8 guys and I go out to party one night at the China Club (used to be a popular NYC club in the late 90's and early 2000's). An old friend (IFBB PRO - who was MARRIED at the time) meets an attractive girl and starts to flirt aggressively with her. They dance, smile, make out and are practically attached to the hip for hours on in.
Every so often, he would shimmy his ass over to our group and tell us how she is practically "in the bag". We egged him on and told him how she was too good for him and what not, but he insisted that she was "almost there".
Midway through the night, after spending close to $1000 on her ($750 - Champagne service to get a small VIP cubicle & another $250 dollars of specialty drinks for her), he says that she has agreed to take him back to her place in order to get to some serious action.
Later, as they start to leave, we all give him nods of approval. Slowly, with as much swagger as humanly possible in his walk, he starts to slither out of the club with his "prize" on had (he was gripping her hand for dear life and mean mugging anyone who would look in his woman's direction). They get to her place, shit starts to get hot and heavy, when she then breaks it to him by saying, "I just had my period yesterday, so all we can do is a little oral sex and maybe masturbation".
Although this angers him to no end, he starts to go with it and gets to undressing her, when he then decides to go into the bathroom to get himself ready (he wanted to apply one of those penile desensitizers & maybe even a cock ring from what I remember). Upon stepping out of the bathroom, the girl was completely knocked out (sleeping - rightfully so, after having drank close to a full bottle of champagne, 15-20 specialty drinks and possibly done a few drugs). This guy was already blasted on alcohol, ecstasy and who knows what else and is fuming in anger due to her body laying there limp like a cadaver from all the shit she had taken in throughout night. He tries to wake her, but she isn't budging and all she continues to mumble out is that, "she is too tired, maybe later..".
He gets in a roided rage and does what any respectful man would do. He storms into the bathroom, takes a massive dump in the toilet, then reaches in and picks up chunks of his own feces and scatters it all over her apartment. He rubbed it all over her tooth brush, hair brush, door knobs, her kitchen silverware, her TV's screen and remote control, inside her drawers and even on her bed.
He then left a piece of paper that had written on it, "You think your shit don't stink, well take a whiff of mine!!"...
The following day at the gym, when he told us about what had occurred the night prior, I knew then and there that I would never hang out with that guy ever again.
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P.S. Ron and Mods, if interested PM me for the name of that Pro. Bob Chick already knows, as we both knew the guy in question.
