Fuck him. He wasn't all that funny, his writing style was nothing special...you people are easily impressed
he tried his shit with me and I turned it around and rammed it up his ass, and it was easy
Fuck you. As consensus has proven herein this thread, his writing style is legendary; but please do continue to be the dissenting voice if it suits you so.
Groink, I like you, but you are not particularly eloquent, rather smarmy and in possession of an average IQ. This doubly so given your evident East European potato eating "factory worker" physical appearance. We do not require further analysis from Carlton C
oon on the matter. Groink, we "get it"... you're a low brow type, you like a tussle rather than reading books, no problem.
Now, moving on. Duchaine owned you into oblivion with one request, that being:
- swear on your daughter's life that everything you claim herein about your lifetime (or otherwise) use of steroids is true?
What happened? Oh yeah, you couldn't do it. No, Groink finds posing on camera for old queers comes easier than meeting Dan's above listed challenge.
Groink, take a look at your daughter, she is the human being you can not bring yourself to hold as collateral in this wee game of brinkmanship. You are a charlatan, a mountebank; a busted flush in the homosexual lavatory that forms your existence!
Of course, the aforementioned challenge finds itself sitting nicely alongside another challenge that was also issued from the lengthy loins of his Lordship to the fuckwit that is you. This second challenge asserted that you - scumbag Groink - would never have the balls to leave getbig for a few months in order we could thereafter gage your popularity herein. Come Groink, let us ascertain who does - or does not - miss you? You know full well that NOBODY would ever mention you... even in passing LOL
Yet what do we have here? The princely and popular Dan Duchaine being referenced in what is arguably the thread of 2012... and referenced by who? BY YOU. HIS MOST JEALOUS DETRACTOR!!! Such irony will find itself wasted on the bloated and beet root faced clown from Poland.
Never since "manlet Matt C" revealed his love of bestiality and fondness for receiving other mens piss have we observed such a shambles!
*Cue Groink's typical bellyaching attempt to assert that he "doesn't have to answer anything Dan asks"Groink, you are a pathetic, old and particularly ruddy colored fool. Your vile, rat-like and beady-eyed slavic physiognomy betrays more than you could ever know!
You are of Eastern European descent yet you have the nerve to curse Sev?
Whilst you, lonely Groink, sit there calumniating Duchaine, he will - such is his rich and fulfilling life - find himself sat enjoying a fresh Saddle of Kentish Lamb (with Jersey Royals and a medley of vegetables) followed by Oprah Winfrey Chocolate Cushions accompanied by Raspberries and Jivara Chantilly for afters!
Oh and, lovely rocket, dan asks what is responsible for your return to posting? All we need now is Toxie and flower to return, upon which we will be set for some old time reminiscing.
