Author Topic: Imagine an advanced civilisation.. (Read 5352 times)

Cleanest Natural · « **on:** August 21, 2013, 01:34:30 AM »

...comes here and wants to study humans.. they take an individual...

What would they think of us

BigCyp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2013, 01:50:06 AM »

If they took Beto81 it would work in our favour, we would no longer be viewed as a threat.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2013, 01:51:28 AM »

REPORT

-subject seems to be male

G_Thang · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2013, 01:55:32 AM »

they wouldn't have to met Chaos, would just have to see photos to get the World Engine rolling.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2013, 02:03:14 AM »

What would they think of us

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Maybe they don't think

as we do ?.
Anyway, Wiggs is " the expert" on interdimensional traveling aliens

The Ugly · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2013, 04:50:50 AM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on August 21, 2013, 02:03:14 AM

What would they think of us

Maybe they don't think as we do ?.
Anyway, Wiggs is " the expert" on interdimensional traveling aliens

Aliens are demons.

BigCyp · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2013, 04:57:12 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on August 21, 2013, 01:51:28 AM

REPORT

-subject seems to be male

Haha

- subject seems to be male
- blood is abnormal, clear fluid with the occasional red streak. Burns at 60 degrees centigrade?
- Skin color is gray to yellow, clammy with a foul reproductive odour
- When asked to speak, what he said was so shit that my crew threatened to abandon ship so a temporary gag is in place

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2013, 05:17:02 AM »

-absence of intelligence is apparent but manifests the need to alter it's perception of reality
-trainable.. up to a point (see Pavlov)
-weird smell
-eliminates waste through oral cavity
-seeks companionship of same sex individuals who seek company of same sex individuals who often manifest affection on all fours

-not wanted for any other experimentation

Wiggs · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2013, 05:49:08 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on August 21, 2013, 04:50:50 AM

Aliens are demons.

Yes, YES! You guys are learning!

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2013, 06:02:25 AM »

Are Mexicans Aliens?

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2013, 06:28:53 AM »

Don't trust these little motherfuckers! Little fuck is trying to communicate to put spells on people!

How the fuck is this little asshole blinking? Not bad for a fake.......

Z Father · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2013, 06:52:31 AM »

Imagine if they happened upon Wiggs.

We were forced to place diffusers in the subjects nostrils, the suction was so great it was damaging the integrity of our artificial atmosphere and endangering our lives

Subjects appears delusional, he keeps insisting what a superior specimen he is and an elite athlete, he tried to escape and Kaaal-zark simply touched him on the shoulder and he fell down and hurt his ankle.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2013, 06:55:30 AM »

let us not be mean to one another

if an alien civilisation descended upon uk jeff they would send one of their perfect beings to him .. he would greet the tall beautiful muscular alien in a g string flexing oiled up and the alien would radio "beam me up and drop the nuke"

Z Father · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2013, 07:43:49 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on August 21, 2013, 06:55:30 AM

let us not be mean to one another

if an alien civilisation descended upon uk jeff they would send one of their perfect beings to him .. he would greet the tall beautiful muscular alien in a g string flexing oiled up and the alien would radio "beam me up and drop the nuke"

Sev, are you implying that when UKjeff started screaming as the Alien doctors inserted the 19 inch anal probe, the alien leader said "relax...I'm just trolling you" ?

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2013, 07:48:15 AM »

Quote from: Z Father on August 21, 2013, 07:43:49 AM

Sev, are you implying that when UKjeff started screaming as the Alien doctors inserted the 19 inch anal probe, the alien leader said "relax...I'm just trolling you" ?

I am implying that the alien is obviously mistaking pleasure for pain...

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2013, 10:44:39 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on August 21, 2013, 01:34:30 AM

...comes here and wants to study humans.. they take an individual...

What would they think of us

They would scrap their plans of invading (realizing it would be too difficult to even engage in a dogfight with these superior beings) and instead make him King of their Civilization.

King Shizzo the 1st!

Parker · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2013, 11:16:15 AM »

They probably are studying us now, and are taking bets on when will implode...

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2013, 11:20:25 AM »

Quote from: Parker on August 21, 2013, 11:16:15 AM

They probably are studying us now, and are talking bets on when will implode...

we'll even

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2013, 03:42:27 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on August 21, 2013, 05:49:08 AM

Yes, YES! You guys are learning!

Fake Jew Wiggs & "aliens"

King Shizzo · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2013, 03:57:18 PM »

Wtf? Aliens would clearly be happy. Their asexual hybrid has taken root nicely. May still have the alpha surplus gene though. Must have him mate with Buck Angel.