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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #350 on: August 27, 2014, 04:59:15 AM »
Yeah, right, tell me more about how posing naked for pics while being a grown woman doesn't make one a whore (and a head case). I wasn't born yesterday you old hag.



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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #351 on: August 27, 2014, 05:02:00 AM »
Here comes a white knight.
My gfs pic on bb.com MISC was a 5 page thread in half an hour, before I deleted it, so yeah, you are probably right.  ::)



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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #352 on: August 27, 2014, 05:02:30 AM »
Don't worry bro, one day people on getbig will think your posts are funny.

It's an existing meme made for people like you.Sorry to break it to you but out of 20 or so jokes you make a day maybe 2 are mildly amusing, even a broken clock is right twice a day.throw enough shit out and some will stick.Youve been white knighting Booty since the beginning, sad really, I wonder what your wife would think.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #353 on: August 27, 2014, 05:05:57 AM »
It's an existing meme made for people like you.Sorry to break it to you but out of 20 or so jokes you make a day maybe 2 are mildly amusing, even a broken clock is right twice a day.throw enough shit out and some will stick.Youve been white knighting Booty since the beginning, sad really, I wonder what your wife would think.

she probably thinks you love the cock
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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #354 on: August 27, 2014, 05:06:40 AM »
It's an existing meme made for people like you.Sorry to break it to you but out of 20 or so jokes you make a day maybe 2 are mildly amusing, even a broken clock is right twice a day.throw enough shit out and some will stick.Youve been white knighting Booty since the beginning, sad really, I wonder what your wife would think.
His wife would be pleased to know that BigCyp isn't a woman hater and bully.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #355 on: August 27, 2014, 05:09:57 AM »
You are welcome!
few

i was just in the shower wondering if you were gonna take it the wrong way

you are just a beautiful woman, so perfect to masturbate to, know what i'm saying


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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #356 on: August 27, 2014, 05:44:36 AM »
are you saying cyp that drowning in come is about as funny as a rolf harris tribute act at a childrens birthday party

What i'm saying bigmc, is that Arnie of bumfun is about as funny as Lee Rigby's memorial cards

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #357 on: August 27, 2014, 05:47:33 AM »
What i'm saying bigmc, is that Arnie of bumfun is about as funny as Lee Rigby's memorial cards

are you inferring cyp that swarming round bums is as effective at telling jokes as Rotherham council are at investigating Asians
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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #358 on: August 27, 2014, 05:49:10 AM »
What # wife are you on these days?

 I'd like to say she's my 11th wife  ;D, but this one is only #4.
She's the perfect woman for me and I plan on staying with this one.
1. Has a youthful, sexy look with bedroom eyes ,small waist and a bubble butt.
2. Like me she loves dogs and never wanted kids.
3. Good career as a banker.
4. Enjoys morning sex, unlike my last wife, who  wanted to screw late at night.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #359 on: August 27, 2014, 05:55:42 AM »
What i'm saying bigmc, is that Arnie of bumfun is about as funny as Lee Rigby's memorial cards

K bro, keep throwing comedy duds in like this along with your recipes, poems and emotional leaving getting threads  :-*

It's not a bird, I told you guys before - it's the guy who wanks from his high rise balcony, he just got a place at Old Trafford

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #360 on: August 27, 2014, 05:59:23 AM »
are you inferring cyp that swarming round bums is as effective at telling jokes as Rotherham council are at investigating Asians

Haha yes bigmc!!! Harmed by his mum is as funny as the mexican chainsaw video

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #361 on: August 27, 2014, 06:03:12 AM »
K bro, keep throwing comedy duds in like this along with your recipes, poems and emotional leaving getting threads  :-*


You come across as someone who washes his hands every 5 minutes, tries to 'get big' but never can, tries to have sex with young females but never does, lives by himself, watches porn every single day and goes tanning.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #362 on: August 27, 2014, 06:07:06 AM »
You come across as someone who washes his hands every 5 minutes, tries to 'get big' but never can, tries to have sex with young females but never does, lives by himself, watches porn every single day and goes tanning.

You come across as a guy with an ugly wife so he has to white knight cam girls online,boring low wage job that is desperate to get out of, inflated ego that was torn down when realised no one gave a fuck he left, hides a feminine side that likes to write poetry, bake and be the beta in the relationship.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #363 on: August 27, 2014, 06:10:03 AM »
Haha yes bigmc!!! Harmed by his mum is as funny as the mexican chainsaw video

its clear that charmed by man come is as light hearted as an isis propaganda video
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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #364 on: August 27, 2014, 06:11:47 AM »
its clear that charmed by man come is as light hearted as an isis propaganda video

Talking of funny, every comment you have made in this thread is a dud, the uk banter thing has gone to your head, being British isn't enough, need some creativity and brains too to create humour.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #365 on: August 27, 2014, 06:15:33 AM »
You come across as a guy with an ugly wife so he has to white knight cam girls online,boring low wage job that is desperate to get out of, inflated ego that was torn down when realised no one gave a fuck he left, hides a feminine side that likes to write poetry, bake and be the beta in the relationship.

Lol, you are so bitter bro.

My wife is gorgeous, I am twice your size, and if I spat in your little metrosexual face you would apologise for not saying thank you.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #366 on: August 27, 2014, 06:16:43 AM »
Talking of funny, every comment you have made in this thread is a dud, the uk banter thing has gone to your head, being British isn't enough, need some creativity and brains too to create humour.

don't hate me because im better than this at you

might be an idea to learn from the sick lyrical whirlwind that me and cyp are laying on you

you are coming across like shizzo in this thread

wtf happened to you  ???
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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #367 on: August 27, 2014, 06:20:06 AM »
Lol, you are so bitter bro.

My wife is gorgeous, I am twice your size, and if I spat in your little metrosexual face you would apologise for not saying thank you.

When you get my age, you no longer care about internet insults.
I'm just glad to have any wife with a working vajaja and no butt or back hair.
For the record, my  waist size is like my age...over 50. :o


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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #368 on: August 27, 2014, 06:36:15 AM »
don't hate me because im better than this at you

might be an idea to learn from the sick lyrical whirlwind that me and cyp are laying on you

you are coming across like shizzo in this thread

wtf happened to you  ???

Exactly, the guy is close to tears when he posts these days. Maybe he's depressed because he almost had sex with someone from plenty of fish and they turned him down last minute when they found out he looked like Marlon from Emmerdale?

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #369 on: August 27, 2014, 06:41:03 AM »
Don't worry bro, one day you'll see a real vagina up close and you will be so happy that attacking females on the internet will not even occur to you

You sure about that? Remember that Jodi Arias pic someone posted here? I think I turned gay for about 45 seconds after I saw that.

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #370 on: August 27, 2014, 07:30:48 AM »
I'd like to say she's my 11th wife  ;D, but this one is only #4.
She's the perfect woman for me and I plan on staying with this one.

Good grief, Howard!  Four wives in one lifetime?  You are a very slow learner.   :o

You know what your problem is?  You keep getting married.    :(

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #371 on: August 27, 2014, 09:23:37 AM »
I reckon some people take marriage...and motherhood...more seriously than others.



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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #372 on: August 27, 2014, 10:13:06 AM »

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ahhhhh yea tits looking nice and big just jacked off

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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #373 on: August 27, 2014, 10:14:04 AM »
i'm more of an ass man

let me know when there is ass pics


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Re: Marriage...oh brother
« Reply #374 on: August 27, 2014, 10:27:34 AM »
Booty post the Motorcycle-pic!

It's the best one!