Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread

[che]

I could not keep an ounce of fat on myself until I was 29 years old

 

[Palpatine Q]

Falcon is a good person, a lot smarter than you think he is.

[Costanza]

Falcon is a good person, a lot smarter than you think he is.

Spot on.

[arce1988]

 

[dr.chimps]

Falcon is a good person, a lot smarter than you think he is.

Agree. Falcon is the the first person who'd volunteer for a posse. In fact, look in the background of any Bobby Mitchum flick, and you'll find the Falcon.   

[THE BOUNCER]

what a schmoe that fella is.

[Archer77]

Looks like tbombz in a way

[dr.chimps]

what a schmoe that fella is.

A young guy tanned all the way to his feet, and holding a big sweetie.  Hard to hate.   

[THE BOUNCER]

A young guy tanned all the way to his feet, and holding a big sweetie.  Hard to hate.   

i will never understand why a man who has never touched a weight in his life chooses to hang around this forum at 87 years of age. a creepy fuck to the gills no doubt.

[Primemuscle]

any pics bro?

Not going to happen.

[Primemuscle]

A young guy tanned all the way to his feet, and holding a big sweetie.  Hard to hate.   

I tan easily, always have. The dog was a sweetie.

[Marty Champions]

primemuscle is an old weary legendary nomadic fellow

the bouncer is a steroid fagget 

[Complex Carbs]

Falcum, when I left you looked great. Now I have returned, it seems the years have not been kind to you.

Did you stop blowing John's for steroids? Speak on this....

[Primemuscle]

primemuscle is an old weary legendary nomadic fellow

the bouncer is a steroid fagget 

Not too weary most of the time. Retirement life is good. I wish I could be more nomadic at least in the sense of traveling. Unfortunately my wife isn't healthy enough for air travel which limits us traveling to those faraway places we so love visiting, like France, Italy and Germany. Never been to Asia and would really like to do that sometime before I die.

[King Shizzo]

Not too weary most of the time. Retirement life is good. I wish I could be more nomadic at least in the sense of traveling. Unfortunately my wife isn't healthy enough for air travel which limits us traveling to those faraway places we so love visiting, like France, Italy and Germany. Never been to Asia and would really like to do that sometime before I die.

I hear you are a regular down under.

[nzmusclemonster]

I hear you are a regular down under.

Are you saying that Primemuscle is no stranger to a white towel?

[King Shizzo]

Are you saying that Primemuscle is no stranger to a white towel?

Im saying that the towel started out blue 

[Primemuscle]

I hear you are a regular down under.

I have no idea what this means Shizzo.

I've not traveled to Australia or New Zealand yet. But you no doubt had something more seamy in mind. Seems like a lot of folks here have nothing better to do then then think about my sex life.  

[King Shizzo]

I have no idea what this means Shizzo.

I've not traveled to Australia or New Zealand yet. But you no doubt had something more seamy in mind. Seems like a lot of folks here have nothing better to do then then think about my sex life.  

So is it safe to assume you like to frequent The Bareback Steakhouse?

[tommywishbone]

 

[Primemuscle]

So is it safe to assume you like to frequent The Bareback Steakhouse?

Your welcome to believe whatever gets you off.

[Nordic Beast]

primemuscle is an old weary legendary nomadic fellow

the bouncer is a steroid fagget 

hey Falcon if you know so much about food, nutrients etc...why have you kept getting fatter and sloppier over the years??

[Kwon]

yes johnathans skinny mini was always the hot topic over a nice dinner of weiners and beef franks between Jamie Fagget Jr. and his father Randy Jamie Fagget Sr. 

The Feggets!

[Humble Narcissist]

Falcon had the biggest downfall of any physique ever.  He had super elite genetics and let it all go to hell.  Will he rise again from the ashes???

[AbrahamG]

Classic bump.