Girl Advice - Should I pay for this chicks ticket to a party ?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Flint, here's my foolproof method for dating respectable chicks:

1st date: coffee, something of that nature. Spend no more than $10-20. Have a "prior engagement" limiting your time to an hour.  Use your charm to show her you're an interesting, funny guy.  End w a peck on the cheek, maybe the lips...alternatively, kiss her hand.  If you hit it off, on to the.....

2nd date:  lunch/dinner at a mid-range restaurant, bowling, arcade, drinks & dancing, something of that nature.  Spend $40-50 TOPS!  Spend 3-4 hours together.  Go for the kiss, maybe even a lil tongue even you're feeling plucky.  Finally, on to the.......

3rd date:  dinner at your place, followed w a movie.  Have quiche, salad and wine.  Why quiche?  Easy, inexpensive, exotic--but not intimidating, and you can make it for vegetarians.  Also you can make it ahead of time if need be.  It's better to make it in front of her though.  If you don't get dick wet here, it won't ever happen.  Time to move on.

Of course, based on the women you seem to patronize, a couple of 40-oz would do just as well.

BOTTOM LINE: dont ever, ever, EVER spend $100 on a woman on the first date.  It reeks of desperation, isn't necessary, and if things don't work out you'll just end up kicking yourself

I prefer:

1st date: Coffee at a café

2nd date: cinema

3rd date: walking in nature or similar

4th date: whatever. Dinner or something.

[240 is Back]

1st date... 4 pack of sutter home merlot in front seat of mini van before entering local bar to nurse mountain dew and watch shitty rock band.

Return to van after 1st set to drink another 1-2 wines each.  Make your move then, of course.

if you don't get laid on this date, she isn't the right girl for you.

[Hulkotron]

lol IronMeister strikes again

[FitnessFrenzy]

1st date: show her IronMeister photoshops

2nd date: Let her post from my account

3rd date: She gives me a blowjob while looking at pictures of Johnny Falcon

4th date: the relationship becomes more stable and she makes my protein shakes and food.

[ProudVirgin69]

1st date: show her IronMeister photoshops

2nd date: Let her post from my account

3rd date: She gives me a blowjob while looking at pictures of Johnny Falcon

4th date: the relationship becomes more stable and she makes my protein shakes and food.

Solid advice, undoubtedly, but only recommended if you're looking for a mother for your children.  Otherwise you'll just have a stage-5 clinger on your hands

[flinstones1]

Are any of these 4 future Nobel laurates the spawn of black persons?

no

[Voice of Doom]

Flint, here's my foolproof method for dating respectable chicks:

1st date: coffee, something of that nature. Spend no more than $10-20. Have a "prior engagement" limiting your time to an hour.  Use your charm to show her you're an interesting, funny guy.  End w a peck on the cheek, maybe the lips...alternatively, kiss her hand.  If you hit it off, on to the.....

2nd date:  lunch/dinner at a mid-range restaurant, bowling, arcade, drinks & dancing, something of that nature.  Spend $40-50 TOPS!  Spend 3-4 hours together.  Go for the kiss, maybe even a lil tongue even you're feeling plucky.  Finally, on to the.......

3rd date:  dinner at your place, followed w a movie.  Have quiche, salad and wine.  Why quiche?  Easy, inexpensive, exotic--but not intimidating, and you can make it for vegetarians.  Also you can make it ahead of time if need be.  It's better to make it in front of her though.  If you don't get dick wet here, it won't ever happen.  Time to move on.

Of course, based on the women you seem to patronize, a couple of 40-oz would do just as well.

BOTTOM LINE: dont ever, ever, EVER spend $100 on a woman on the first date.  It reeks of desperation, isn't necessary, and if things don't work out you'll just end up kicking yourself

Make a quiche ahead of time for her?  Try a peck on the cheek or kiss her hand?   

WTF is this nonsense doing on Getbig??
 

[Tapeworm]

Make a quiche ahead of time for her?  Try a peck on the cheek or kiss her hand?   

WTF is this nonsense doing on Getbig??
 

Haha yes, this guy asks permission to pop a boner.


- Don smedium tshirt.  Deflect compliments.

- Insinuate that her ex is a homosexual in 87 different ways.

- Assess her views on illuminati conspiracies and mongrelization of the races.

- Bone on unvacuumed floor.  Lament loss of PS3.

[Roger Bacon]

whole nother league dude
 

ROFL!!!

The girl looks like Soul Crusher with makeup on

[Big Chiro Flex]

ROFL!!!

The girl looks like Soul Crusher with makeup on

I didn't see it til now but there is a striking resemblance to Chris.

Ironmeister should morph the two faces

[Tedim]

ROFL!!!

The girl looks like Soul Crusher with makeup on

if you do some follicle plucking, chis will appear.....fap to that lol

[Natural Man]

Or just tell her you're unemployed. You'll get the same reaction.

well both = death or nearing death.

[ProudVirgin69]

Make a quiche ahead of time for her?  Try a peck on the cheek or kiss her hand?   

WTF is this nonsense doing on Getbig??
 

Boilerplate template for our "19"-year old protege..... try it on your next date night w your mom

[syntaxmachine]

Are you going to give the MLB a try? All such worries will evaporate once you become a powerful, Jewish MLB star.

[Parker]

i wouldnt bother

chick like that you should be able to go round to her house and fuck her within five minutes

money spent zero

Are you trying to say that the MILF probably has a daughter who has recorded her mother's sexual encounters with random men?

[Roger Bacon]

I didn't see it til now but there is a striking resemblance to Chris.

Ironmeister should morph the two faces

[flinstones1]

Are you going to give the MLB a try? All such worries will evaporate once you become a powerful, Jewish MLB star.

My high school team had three guys enter the draft. I took the spot of a  HS junior on my team as a freshmen.. a FRESHMEN....and this guy was no pansy he was  drafted in the first 12 rounds.

Let that sink in for a moment.

of course its all would of could of, i never amounted to shit and am posting here with you guys....I dropped out of HS before my junior year, no telling what I could of done.

If you guys would be interested in seeing me give d1 baseball a go, then I would.

[Shockwave]

My high school team had three guys enter the draft. I took the spot of a  HS junior on my team as a freshmen.. a FRESHMEN....and this guy was no pansy he was  drafted in the first 12 rounds.

Let that sink in for a moment.

of course its all would of could of, i never amounted to shit and am posting here with you guys....I dropped out of HS before my junior year, no telling what I could of done.

If you guys would be interested in seeing me give d1 baseball a go, then I would.

I was gonna say... bro nothing will sink in, no one gives a shit about anyones "man I was so great a high school athlete" stories, because high school athletics mean exactly jack and shit in the real world.

not to be a dick... but its akin to me saying I had NASCAR potential because I drove around a track and beat my friends.

it literally means nothing, and youre just asking for people to tear yoi apart for it.

[Big Chiro Flex]

LMAO!!! On an airplane right now to Phoenix  (business class, getbig standard of course) and I laughed so loud I just woke up the fat cow next to me

 

[syntaxmachine]

If you guys would be interested in seeing me give d1 baseball a go, then I would.

Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

It's certainly more productive than trying to pork contraceptives-challenged slobs day and night. You're only 19 19 19 20 and so there's a bit of time to pursue a small probability dream without permanent damage to one's prospects.

[Marty Champions]

flinstones giving some bitches the ole vitamin d this weekend

[Roger Bacon]

Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

It's certainly more productive than trying to pork contraceptives-challenged slobs day and night. You're only 19 19 19 20 and so there's a bit of time to pursue a small probability dream without permanent damage to one's prospects.

ROFL!

Who's that fellow with Down Syndrome in your avatar?

[Shockwave]

ROFL!

Who's that fellow with Down Syndrome in your avatar?

teh coach.

I think it really is Joe as well.... just a shitty pic with sweet 70s attire making him look extra downs'y

[Roger Bacon]

LMAO!!! On an airplane right now to Phoenix  (business class, getbig standard of course) and I laughed so loud I just woke up the fat cow next to me

 

haha, finger bang her for me too!!

[cephissus]

teh coach.

I think it really is Joe as well.... just a shitty pic with sweet 70s attire making him look extra downs'y

hahahhaah holy shit it is!!