Does anyone actually bang hot girls on online dating?

[The Wizard of Truth]

Most of those girls arent attractive

[Shockwave]

Lol

Haiti....I'm in camp picking up supplies or some other useless routine shit, see the 40 ft container behind me.....I don't think I have any photos when I'm running gun truck

Edit: Shit almost 18 years ago.....my God, I'm 22 in that photo....time flys. Fuck!

ah, nevermind. I really only glanced at the pic on my cell phone, so I disdnt even notice the details. I just saw the flak and lack of kevlar.

[syntaxmachine]

I've lived a good life.

Holy mackeral, you've had sexual relations with over three women?!  

What a blessed existence!

[AlphaMaleDawg]

Most match.com dates start with meeting up at a decent place, snacking on some shrimp appetizers, splitting a bottle of wine, and going back to one of your places.  

If your place passes her smell test and you drop enough hints about your income (over a 2nd shared bottle of wine), the gold digger will then confess her anti-depressant use, trash her ex, mumble something about intimacy equating committment, cuddle/unprotected sex time, and VOILA...

You wake up the next morning and you have a new girlfriend below your standards that now knows where you live and somehow got your extra key before driving home drunk at 5am and going right into work.

Rest up today, cause you'll be meeting her 2 kids tomorrow, when she invents a crisis and you have to come over and help her/meet them.

fucking lol at this. Best post in this thread

[Tedim]

ah, nevermind. I really only glanced at the pic on my cell phone, so I disdnt even notice the details. I just saw the flak and lack of kevlar.

Lol I ain't wearing a flak......just BDU's

[Shockwave]

Lol I ain't wearing a flak......just BDU's

wow my eyes are bad. I guess thats what I get for lookong at a tibt blurry picture on a phone. Are you even wearing an LBV? Or ar am I just imagining things?I swear it looms like you have something over your cammies.....

[Tedim]

wow my eyes are bad. I guess thats what I get for lookong at a tibt blurry picture on a phone. Are you even wearing an LBV? Or ar am I just imagining things?I swear it looms like you have something over your cammies.....

Yeah I have an LBE on.....here's me with a flak vest....

[Shockwave]

Yeah I have an LBE on.....here's me with a flak vest....

Ah, the old school flaks. Awesome. you guys didnt have plate carriers back then did you?

[JasonH]

Most match.com dates start with meeting up at a decent place, snacking on some shrimp appetizers, splitting a bottle of wine, and going back to one of your places.  

If your place passes her smell test and you drop enough hints about your income (over a 2nd shared bottle of wine), the gold digger will then confess her anti-depressant use, trash her ex, mumble something about intimacy equating committment, cuddle/unprotected sex time, and VOILA...

You wake up the next morning and you have a new girlfriend below your standards that now knows where you live and somehow got your extra key before driving home drunk at 5am and going right into work.

Rest up today, cause you'll be meeting her 2 kids tomorrow, when she invents a crisis and you have to come over and help her/meet them.

Haha, so true  

[Tedim]

Ah, the old school flaks. Awesome. you guys didnt have plate carriers back then did you?

Only on OP we had body armor.....otherwise those hot useless shits 

[Shockwave]

Only on OP we had body armor.....otherwise those hot useless shits 

right? We had those stupid things in boot camp.... I remember thinking how glad I was that we had real body armor now instead of those old pieces of crap.

[Mr Nobody]

Most of those girls arent attractive

True I like to turn them down it freaks them out.

[True]

Ha, ha, I actually laughed out loud. 

She's not that bad though, I usually end up with way worse.

Once I met a latina (adopted to a rich white family) that had the most obnoxious personality ever. She would question everything and I mean EVERYTHING. She was very low maintenance though and wanted nothing but grilled cheese sandwitches.

She was really crazy in bed screaming "rape me!!!" and other strange stuff. She got off on rough stuff and explicitly told me that I could wake her up anytime during the night whenever I wanted to have sex. I wonder how a woman end up like this...?

She was not a looker though and I was actually quite embarassed walking out of my door every time she had visited me. The neighbours must have heard her. 

She obviously was raped/sexual abused before... Dont think your the only one who`s dealt with those chicks...........

[galeniko]

thnaks alot downloaded as apetite killer

[The Revelation]

ahahahahaha

[bigmc]

Almost no change there toots......do you have enough fap material yet, or do I need to PM you a kawk shot?  

And for Brits to talk about genes is ROTF.....the island of inbreed.

if you think you look good in that pic you are delusional

[flinstones1]

I'm inside the vehicle....otherwise

I don't get it are we supposed to look at you as some badass or something? lol at posting picture that's 25 years old.

[Tedim]

if you think you look good in that pic you are delusional

Maybe if we ever get to see yours not taken through a stain glass window on a hazy day during an earthquake......but I'm sure there is a reason for those google earth pictures of yours fugly huh

[bigmc]

Maybe if we ever get to see yours not taken through a stain glass window on a hazy day during an earthquake......but I'm sure there is a reason for those google earth pictures of yours fugly huh

calm down tramp

hit a nerve eh

[Tedim]

calm down tramp

hit a nerve eh

Lol didn't you see the 

But good show getting away from the picture deficit on your part Quasi....

And a no....a chat board post ain't gonna get my panties in a wad.....

[bigmc]

Lol didn't you see the 

But good show getting away from the picture deficit on your part Quasi....

And a no....a chat board post ain't gonna get my panties in a wad.....

putting a smiley face at the end of a meltdown

doesnt change it it just makes it look worse

just because you drove trucks for some third world army twenty years ago doesnt make you a stud

the way you look now homeless people probably throw change at you

[Tedim]

putting a smiley face at the end of a meltdown

doesnt change it it just makes it look worse

just because you drove trucks for some third world army twenty years ago doesnt make you a stud

the way you look now homeless people probably throw change at you

Lol....only meltdowns I see is you over your fear of showing a photo of that hodge pudge bulbous body of yours and probably a bounceresh Quasi face..... But keep spinning dreidel boy.

And ROTF a Brit tlaking about a third rate army.....GB the armpit of Europe, with horrific women of peace

P.S. Do you need a loan till payday, seems you obsess over loose change a lot, hahahahaha

[FitnessFrenzy]

putting a smiley face at the end of a meltdown

doesnt change it it just makes it look worse

just because you drove trucks for some third world army twenty years ago doesnt make you a stud

the way you look now homeless people probably throw change at you

let's see how you look...

[Tedim]

let's see how you look...

And......crickets, lol

BigMC is diving from that depth charge.....

[bigmc]

let's see how you look...

ive posted photos and vids on here

cock frenzy

where are your pics