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What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« on: January 01, 2006, 07:33:03 AM »
What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???

Here's what I'd do:
1. Post in the mirror for 2 hours and check out my awesomely massive biceps, sick back and giant quads and boulder delts

2. then I'd find all the people who bullied me at school and beat the crap out of them

3. then I'd go to the gym and train like an animal all day, doing 800 LBS SQUATS, CURLING 200 LBS AND BENCHING 600 LBS and LEG PRESSING 2800 LBS!!!!

4. Then I'd go a club and party as if I just won the Olympia and I'd make out with some hot girls.

5. Then I'd go on my cop duties, and when I catch somes muggers, some crimimals and human garbage, I'd make them shake in fear of MY MASSIVE MUSCULAR BODY and I'd get them on their knees and I'd make them personally apologise to their victims, before kissing my hand. Then I'd slap them in handcuffs and take them to the state pen.

6. Then I'd transfer all Ron's money to my bank account, so when I was me again, I'd be rich

What would you if you were King Ronnie for a day???
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 07:34:14 AM »
no one would dare mess with a guy this big. One BDB shot and criminals would be crapping themselves  8) 8) 8)

If I was Ronnie and going on cop duties, and a criminal said to me, 'what you gonna do', I'd simple rip my shirt of and do this pose, and he'd be begging me to slap in cuffs.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 07:35:43 AM »
Ronnie is the KING. He has the power  8) 8)

It would have been AWESOME if Ronnie had been Conan in the Conan movies that Arnold did  :o :o
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 07:36:10 AM »
Quote from: M1 on January 01, 2006, 07:33:03 AM
What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???

Here's what I'd do:
1. Post in the mirror for 2 hours and check out my massive biceps, sick back and giant quads
2. then I'd find all the people who bullied me at school and beat the shit out of them
3. then I'd go to the gym and train like an animal all day, doing 800 LBS SQUATS, CURLING 200 LBS AND BENCHING 600 LBS and LEG PRESSING 2800 LBS!!!!
4. Then I'd go a club and party as if I just won the Olympia and I'd make out with some hot girls.
5. Then I'd go on my cop duties, and when I catch somes crims, I'd knock em out cold
6. Then I'd transfer all Ron's money to my bank account, so when I was me again, I'd be rich

What would you if you were Ronnie for a day???

Fuck are you like 13 or just retarded?
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2006, 07:37:38 AM »
Quote from: Borracho on January 01, 2006, 07:36:10 AM
Fuck are you like 13 or just retarded?

man you got out of bed the wrong side this morning  ???
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 07:38:39 AM »
Quote from: M1 on January 01, 2006, 07:33:03 AM
What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???

Dude, you just used the phrase

300 lbs of solid. muscular beef


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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 07:41:55 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 01, 2006, 07:38:39 AM
Dude, you just used the phrase

300 lbs of solid. muscular beef




yeah but bro, I mean beef as in muscle, not beef as in cow meat  8) 8)

LOL, you're funny 240  8)
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2006, 07:46:34 AM »
come on guys, lets not get off topic, what would you do if you were Ronnie for a day ???
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 07:48:57 AM »
I'd bang alti.

Aside from that I'd probably walk around trying (taking) people's food at a restaurant.  No reason, just eccentricity.  I'd use impossibly large words, eloquence unheard of from Ronnie, just because its funny when Mike Tyson used to do it and it would be even more amusing from Ronnie.
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2006, 07:54:16 AM »
Quote from: M1 on January 01, 2006, 07:37:38 AM
man you got out of bed the wrong side this morning  ???

Yes, I apologize.  :-*

And to answer your original question I'd probably save the universe.  :P

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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2006, 07:55:42 AM »
Quote from: rocket on January 01, 2006, 07:48:57 AM
I'd bang alti.

Aside from that I'd probably walk around trying (taking) people's food at a restaurant.  No reason, just eccentricity.  I'd use impossibly large words, eloquence unheard of from Ronnie, just because its funny when Mike Tyson used to do it and it would be even more amusing from Ronnie.

I would breath heavy tying my shoes
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2006, 07:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Borracho on January 01, 2006, 07:54:16 AM
Yes, I apologize.  :-*

And to answer your original question I'd probably save the universe.  :P



no probs bro, its all good. I'm just having a bit of fun. That pic tho man, that pic is classic LOL  8)
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2006, 09:30:19 AM »
Quote from: rocket on January 01, 2006, 07:48:57 AM
I'd bang alti.

Aside from that I'd probably walk around trying (taking) people's food at a restaurant.  No reason, just eccentricity.  I'd use impossibly large words, eloquence unheard of from Ronnie, just because its funny when Mike Tyson used to do it and it would be even more amusing from Ronnie.

Aside from that?! :o

Only one thing being Ronnie for a day is interesting.




Take it out on Alti.

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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2006, 09:39:35 AM »
Quote from: M1 on January 01, 2006, 07:33:03 AM
What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???

5. Then I'd go on my cop duties, and when I catch somes muggers, some crimimals and human garbage.



LOL, the last thing I'd worry about is him actually chasing a robber without passing out from shear exhaustion or a heart attack!
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2006, 10:45:45 AM »
Paint myself green and wreak havoc.
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2006, 10:49:48 AM »
Walk around for a while, lifting cars.

Find out what it's like to take a Ronnie Coleman calibre dump.
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2006, 12:40:39 PM »
lmao @ Boraccho...Dude your funny!   :)

If I woke up and was Ronnie,  Id check my package to see if its pportional to the rest of my body...llool
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2006, 12:45:18 PM »
Quote from: M1 on January 01, 2006, 07:33:03 AM
What would you if you were King Ronnie for a day???

Most likely I'd spend all day working my way in and out of Alti's ass......

Pound her raw.......crucify her soul, fu.cking both her mind and body in the process.




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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2006, 12:55:46 PM »
Div, who is Altis?   ;D
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2006, 12:57:11 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 01, 2006, 07:38:39 AM
Dude, you just used the phrase

300 lbs of solid. muscular beef



lol
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2006, 01:10:07 PM »
Make out with hot girls,huh.Yea,Ronnie is a babe magnet?! ::)
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2006, 01:16:13 PM »
Fix the tear in my pants before squatting  ;D
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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2006, 01:25:14 PM »
Prank Cutler

walk through doors sideways because i have to

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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2006, 01:42:46 PM »
Quote from: HERACLES on January 01, 2006, 12:55:46 PM
Div, who is Altis?   ;D

That's Ronnie's former bitch.

Latina.



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Re: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2006, 07:18:32 PM »
Quote from: SuperNatural on January 01, 2006, 01:16:13 PM
Fix the tear in my pants before squatting  ;D

That's funny shit!  ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: body88 on January 01, 2006, 01:25:14 PM
Prank Cutler

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yeah, go to his house, arrest him and bang Kerry
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