Author Topic: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread! (Read 9673 times)

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #150 on:** November 26, 2013, 01:27:01 PM »

SoulCrusher.....head explodes, after finding out he just had Glory Hole sex through the wall of a bathroom stall with Michelle Obama

Lobstah · « **Reply #151 on:** November 26, 2013, 01:44:49 PM »

Lobstah-dies having booty being considered smarter then her.

Pssh, never.
Plus, we all know I plan to die looking like a kebob, skewered across Ronan the Great. DUH.

Ron dropped into a huge vat of orange chicken with his mouth sewn shut.

Probably the funniest thing I've read since Calvin joked about Booty outwitting me.

Go4it complications arising from surgery to remove his left hand from his hip

That hand is a tumor of sass, and sadly it has spread to all of his vital organs.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #152 on:** November 26, 2013, 02:19:32 PM »

I want to die in my sleep like my grand pa and not screaming like the passengers of his car.

blinky · « **Reply #153 on:** December 30, 2013, 06:21:23 PM »

Blinky - beaten to death by a random college chick.

haha just saw this thread

Karl Kox - his cock snapd in half and he bleeds to death while "cracking one off"