Lobstah appreciation thread

[anabolichalo]

    shizzo telling her the truth

[Ronnie Rep]

I am not gonna lie Lobstah. I pegged you as the "I don't give a shit type".  This letter proves that you are a very shy person. Nothing wrong with being shy, but grown adults do not write letters to ask people out.

That is middle school shit.

Aw, that's cute!

[CalvinH]

Really?  I've been saying from day 1 that I'm a weirdo.

 

[bigmc]

I am not gonna lie Lobstah. I pegged you as the "I don't give a shit type".  This letter proves that you are a very shy person. Nothing wrong with being shy, but grown adults do not write letters to ask people out.

That is middle school shit.

faking your death is middle school

[King Shizzo]

faking your death is middle school

Nice way to play both sides  I know you.

[Lobstah]

I am not gonna lie Lobstah. I pegged you as the "I don't give a shit type".  This letter proves that you are a very shy person. Nothing wrong with being shy, but grown adults do not write letters to ask people out.

That is middle school shit.

whatever, it worked. I'm pretty sure "grown adults" do whatever works.
 and yeah, I'm not so good with dudes.

[bigmc]

whatever, it worked. I'm pretty sure "grown adults" do whatever works.
 and yeah, I'm not so good with dudes.

shizzo has a lot of experience with dudes

girls not so much

[Big Chiro Flex]

whatever, it worked.

Do tell.

[HockeyFightFan]

whatever, it worked. I'm pretty sure "grown adults" do whatever works.
 and yeah, I'm not so good with dudes.

A little full of yourself........

[njflex]

Do tell.

who's the greasy landscaper..

[Big Chiro Flex]

who's the greasy landscaper..

It's called  a "selfie."

[Lobstah]

Do tell.

I don't know, he was a younger-than-I-am, fit, handsome babe, he said the note was  "cute,"  and thought a movie would be fun.  That constitutes "worked,"  right?  He was 100% out of my league, but my "high school shit"  charmed him.  That's the best case scenario when you ask someone out by taping a note to their door.  Plus, I moved like two weeks later, so if he was secretly a psycho or a jerk, I wasn't around long enough to find out.
 Honestly, that guy could've scored any chick he wanted, and he was like 25, which is prime age for slaying tail.  But he said okay to the 30 year old jacked black chick next door who he'd never seen in his entire life until 2 weeks before I moved?  Had to be the note.

[Grape Ape]

Nice way to play both sides  I know you.

Yes, I'm sure you have it "all figured out".

[Big Chiro Flex]

I don't know, he was a younger-than-I-am, fit, handsome babe, he said the note was  "cute,"  and thought a movie would be fun.  That constitutes "worked,"  right?  He was 100% out of my league, but my "high school shit"  charmed him.  That's the best case scenario when you ask someone out by taping a note to their door.  Plus, I moved like two weeks later, so if he was secretly a psycho or a jerk, I wasn't around long enough to find out.
 Honestly, that guy could've scored any chick he wanted, and he was like 25, which is prime age for slaying tail.  But he said okay to the 30 year old jacked black chick next door who he'd never seen in his entire life until 2 weeks before I moved?  Had to be the note.

Did you guys.....you know....

[njflex]

Do tell.

HI LOBSTA WOULD YOU LIKE TO MASSAGE MY ENCHILADA AND I WILL PAY TO TRAIN ME ,I WILL CUT YOUR LAWN AND TRIM YOUR ROTODENDRUMS..

[Alex23]

shizzo has a lot of experience with dudes

girls not so much

LOL....

We went through a lot of "love affairs" on here... "davidpaul" and Lorie, James whatever with that booty chick.... we ready for another one? 

btw Lobstah, you seem like a pretty cool gal. I love black chicks with a twisted sense of humor, kinda rare. Keep up the good work 

[US MUSL]

whatever, it worked. I'm pretty sure "grown adults" do whatever works.
 and yeah, I'm not so good with dudes.

 

I thought the note was cute, would have worked on me.

[Alex23]

I don't see the attraction to this Lobster person but she seems like a legit Brooklyn chick. That's something.

LOL she doesn't have a penile (as far as we know).

That's enough to get the nerds on here all excited 

[Lobstah]

 

I thought the note was cute, would have worked on me.

YOU SEE, GETBIG!  There are people who find my toddlerisms endearing.

Chiro, we did not seal the deal. Haha, you think I would have THAT much trouble asking dudes out, but SOMEHOW have the confidence/ability to smash immediately?  I'm not a prude, but if you make me nervous with my clothes ON, it's going to be a minute before I take them OFF.

[TrueGrit]

I thought the note was great. It's also pretty common these days for girls to do a bit more running in the mating/dating game.

[Kim Jong Bob]

whatever, it worked. I'm pretty sure "grown adults" do whatever works.
 and yeah, I'm not so good with dudes.
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If a grown up good looking girl did that to me  i would like it and think it was a cute and original way to ask one out (original cause not many grown ups do that). And a little shy girls are sexy in their own way

[che]

he said the note was  "cute,"  and thought a movie would be fun. 

 

Good looking guys don't want to watch a movie with a fucking  stranger .

That note was a ""Do you wanna fuck ?'' note , you said you didn't seal the deal , either he was gay or he kicked you out after he shot his load in your mouth .

[Lobstah]

Seriously, I would never talk to me if I were this dude, but HEY, I GUESS NOTES WORK.

[anabolichalo]

Seriously, I would never talk to me if I were this dude, but HEY, I GUESS NOTES WORK.

because you are black?

[Kwon_2]

Seriously, I would never talk to me if I were this dude, but HEY, I GUESS NOTES WORK.

Is that the neighbour you sent the note too?

Good physique and bodyfat-level