I'm still waiting for her to answer my question about the difference between a massive, raging hard-on and a Lamborghini. 
I guess I missed this question.
Lambos are ugly rides. I give zero fucks about lambos.
I give ALL the fucks about beautiful boners though.
Plus, they're usually attracted to these things I really like called "dudes." I can't spoon a car. I can't even drive a car.