SuckMyMuscle-
After getting a perfect score on the Mensa test they decided to retire it, so I decided to play Markov in Chess and beating him 10 straight I moved on to Martial Arts, achieving the highest ranking in Judo, Kung Fu and Tae Kwon Do outside of the Orient. I had to turn down invites from Harvard and Yale to run their economics schools because it is beneath me. I am just chilling at my $10 million Miami penthouse.