Claims "athletic" body type

[Chadwick The Beta]

For example this dumpster-fire claims "average"

Based on her definition of "average" ... if she had been my algebra teacher I would have been valedictorian

nonetheless, I just cracked me one off

[Mr Nobody]

Could be she enters pie eating contests, or possibly even trains all out for hot dog eating eating  events and practices on big penile instruments with plenty of forced reps,to ensure progress.

Putrid Porker Of Peace

LOL.

[BigAnt]

Online dating...LOL

When a woman says she is "average" or "athletic" and only posts pics of her neck up...most likely can play linebacker for the Jets.  But truth be told, now the 'average' size for a woman is 14.

What? !

[Chadwick The Beta]

Could be she enters pie eating contests, or possibly even trains all out for hot dog eating eating  events and practices on big penile instruments with plenty of forced reps,to ensure progress.

Putrid Porker Of Peace

this may not be her fault then...since ESPN shows that hot dog eating contest every July 4

 

[Hulkotron]

Online dating...LOL

When a woman says she is "average" or "athletic" and only posts pics of her neck up...most likely can play linebacker for the Jets.  But truth be told, now the 'average' size for a woman is 14.

What? !

Yes I wonder what they are thinking with this strategy.

"If I can only get him on a date with me my sparking personality will outshine my unhealthy lifestyle and shame over my own physical appearance"

[bigmc]

if by athlete she means sumo wrestler then she is on the money

[wes]

this may not be her fault then...since ESPN shows that hot dog eating contest every July 4

 

Hence why she would call herself athletic................ she`s trained herself to ingest copious amounts of penis frankfurters in record time.....quite a feat for such a small girl.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Yes I wonder what they are thinking with this strategy.

"If I can only get him on a date with me my sparking personality will outshine my unhealthy lifestyle and shame over my own physical appearance"

Her thinking is that if she can just get him on a date and give him some of her fat ass, then thrash and moan screaming, "oh my god i'm cumming!!!!!"  over and over during the 90 seconds he lasts, his ego will blind him to reality and she'll be pregnant before you know it.

[Hulkotron]

Her thinking is that if she can just get him on a date and give him some of her ass, then thrash and moan screaming, "oh my god i'm cumming!!!!!"  over and over during the 90 seconds he lasts, his ego will be blinded and i'll be pregnant before you know it.

Hmm yes this seems likely.

[wes]

Q: - What do you call a truckload of dildos?

A: - Toys for twats!

[tommywishbone]

For example this dumpster-fire claims "average"

LOL     You called her a dumpster fire. hahaha    If she heard that she would break down sobbing and eat 15 donuts.

[Kwon_2]

And this one claims "POTUS"

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1px2zhocI1qbrjx2o1_400.gif

[Viking11]

For example this dumpster-fire claims "average"

for a small moon, yes...

[wes]

Q: - What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: - Ground beef.

[wes]

Hot dog eating is a "sport," hence the justifiability of calling a participant an athlete.

As is pie eating.  

You still repping TEAM NOGGIN bro?  

[bigmc]

if you are on a dating site

you need a full body pic from any girl you are going to meet

with another object in the pic to give you some perspective

women are very good at making themselves look lik 8s and 9s in pics

when they are the size of a small african country

[galeniko]

hahahahaha this thread, one reply tops the previous in hilariousity.


haha this would be imediate suicide case if she read this thread.


its an overwehlming percentag eseeing it the same way.its not just 1 "lunatic" claiming shes a fatso.


hulkitron, comeon where you found her, link her to this

[wes]

if you are on a dating site

you need a full body pic from any girl you are going to meet

with another object in the pic to give you some perspective

women are very good at making themselves look lik 8s and 9s in pics

when they are the size of a small african country

[wes]

No way bro, not in light of recent events.

I filed my resignation upon hearing the sad news also.

[Mawse]

Even seen a office women's softball team? There's your answer as to why so many thirty plus fat bodies are deluded into thinking they're athletic

[wes]

She possibly may play contact checkers as a sport.

[bigmc]

maybe she is dyslexic and meant fat and pathetic

[wes]

Q: - What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?

A: - Beef Strokinoff

[Mr Nobody]

Q: - What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?

A: - Beef Strokinoff

ha ha yes.

[wes]

ha ha yes.

Thank you.....thank you very much.....I`ll be here all week,and don`t forget to tip your waitress!