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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #75 on: January 01, 2014, 09:09:38 PM »
JNN,if it`s any consolation,I laughed out loud bro.  ;)

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #76 on: January 01, 2014, 09:16:18 PM »




If I ever anticipated a fight the the black man in this photo, I would worry more about how awkward the situation will be if you were to bring your mother along, rather than the fight itself.

Is that booty walking by in the background?

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #77 on: January 01, 2014, 09:29:49 PM »
Give Falcon a call, he lives nearby, he'll have your back.

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #78 on: January 01, 2014, 09:32:14 PM »
Well....that ended quick. .dude got picked up by the cops

smart move. You made right choice.

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #79 on: January 01, 2014, 10:00:37 PM »
I can't stop laughing. Best Vince post ever!  ;D

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #81 on: January 01, 2014, 11:09:32 PM »
Set him up for a hate crime against the gays and blacks...If he really did beat up his chick, get him off the streets...

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #82 on: January 01, 2014, 11:45:01 PM »
Poor Vissy. It saddens me that he had to experience this trauma.

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #83 on: January 02, 2014, 12:31:10 AM »
So......let me tell you guys what happenned an hour ago....


1.   I went out to Walmart and was waiting on Vissy to go get a new Kerosene Heater.

2.  While I was waiting, there was some dude arguing with some lady in the hair salon.  Ended up slapping the girl.

3.  Guy turns around to me and starts popping off at the mouth challenging me to battle.

4.  I say that's fine with me if you wanna party and take off my jacket.

5.  Unfortunately, just when I was about to play the knockout game with the guy, Vissy pulls me back.

6.  Bitch ass pussy then pulls out a knife while Vissy is holding me back.

7.  Seeing as how I left my Sheffield knife in my Taurus, I call the guy a coward and tell him to put that shit down and lets duke it out like real men which he does but then then security comes in and we all had to split


8.  I head time but it turns out that it was a cousin of his and about 15 minutes later after I left Walmart goes and breaks her jaw and sent her to the ER and got word back that he wants to settle the shit with me.


So, I'm about to head out to Little Canada and deal with this woman beating piece of shit once and for all......no cops will be around and it will be a fair one on one fight but you never know.  So, see you guys tomorrow or in a few days if I go to jail.  





One more reason to stay clear of all Walmart stores....nothing but a bunch of lowlifes.

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #84 on: January 02, 2014, 12:34:08 AM »
One more reason to stay clear of all Walmart stores....nothing but a bunch of lowlifes.

Sometimes you gotta expose yourself to these people when you need to buy kerosene to heat your trailer.
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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #85 on: January 02, 2014, 12:42:08 AM »
Vissy knows that Vince is not a man to fuck with. Vince gets the job done.

While Vissy would probably not mind seeing a bully get put in his place, the last thing he wants is for Vince to get arrested for murder.

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This speaks volumes on their sex life...

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #86 on: January 02, 2014, 12:43:52 AM »
The world is lucky that these people always hold Melvin back. DA when he spat a lump of sputum into that familiar face. Now this knife wielding maniac lives solely because Vissy kept one eye on the situation!
Comedy gold! ;D

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Heaven Tonight!!!!
« Reply #87 on: January 02, 2014, 12:48:46 AM »
RIP Vince.

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #88 on: January 02, 2014, 01:13:40 AM »
One more reason to stay clear of all Walmart stores....nothing but a bunch of lowlifes.

So true, steer clear of lowlifes like Goo drum.

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #89 on: January 02, 2014, 01:59:39 AM »
Can`t wait until Basile sees this thread.he`ll have a veritable field day!  ;D

Or Keith if he was still alive. In fact, I'll give it a shot;


'haha holy fuck Cumdrum your full of shit. as if ANYONE will believe your latest lies and fantasies. your nothing, a lying piece of black turd and everyone knows that apart from you. How are you this stupid? You need to see someone like doctor Phil as your mental condition is totally fucked. Not even that disgusting google-eyed queer queen Vissy will believe your shit. you let Derek spit on you, you've got no honour and will lose a fight in an empty room. When you've stood 10 foot from Segal or brought a drink to Stallone, then you can talk. hahaha Goodrum you're a fucking joke and the ugliest dumbest human being I've ever seen. I really mean that. If you wanna fight come to the Olympia so I can knock your disgusting black ass to the floor. just don't let Vissy fuck you beforehand, I want to fuck your asshole myself afterwards'
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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #90 on: January 02, 2014, 02:03:39 AM »
Careful Vince, if this guy is vengeful you may have to grow an eye on the back of your head
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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #91 on: January 02, 2014, 03:10:00 AM »
How it really went down -
Bitch gets slapped

Vince sees bitch getting slapped.

Dude turns to Vince and says "Yo, chocolate face, you see anything"

Vince, staring at the ground and unable to make eye contact says "No sir, I didnt see anything"

Dude replies "Good, thats right, you didn't see nothing. now take your boyfriend and get the fuck outta here"

To which Vince grabs vissy, muttering a "Yes sir" under his breath, and guides them out.

Once in the car, Vince starts telling Vissy how he was about ready to beat that guys ass, but he didn't because he didn't want to risk Vissy getting hurt.

Vissy, laughing under his breath, tells Vince how courageous he was and how he did the right thing and he didn't think any less of him. Afterwards, Vissy was fantasizing it was the slapper railing him instead of Vince.

hahahahahaha
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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #92 on: January 02, 2014, 03:28:29 AM »
PM me Vince if you need help solving this situation once and for all.

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #94 on: January 02, 2014, 03:36:10 AM »
'Murica



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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #95 on: January 02, 2014, 04:25:25 AM »
I hate to break the 4th wall down but how long are we gonna enable this retard?

i mean....he does realize that we are laughing at him, right?

in all the years that he has been a bodybuilding interwebz personality I've always wondered this

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #96 on: January 02, 2014, 04:26:17 AM »
my grandfather already had 5 kids, a successful business and was a respected man in his village when he was my age

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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #97 on: January 02, 2014, 05:31:06 AM »
PM me Vince if you need help solving this situation once and for all.

Its all good, TA.  Slim Shady is going to do some good time but I'll eventually catch up with this cat.

People can laugh and joke if they want but I'm not going to just stand around and watch some shithead beat on a woman, period.   
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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #98 on: January 02, 2014, 05:34:23 AM »
That was your first mistake.


Tell me about it....I fucking hate going to Walmart...never went there when I lived in Greenville, SC.  Too many pieces of ghetto trash and lowlifes running around.
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Re: New Year's Day And May Be Going To Jail Tonight!!!!
« Reply #99 on: January 02, 2014, 05:38:43 AM »
I hate to break the 4th wall down but how long are we gonna enable this retard?

i mean....he does realize that we are laughing at him, right?

in all the years that he has been a bodybuilding interwebz personality I've always wondered this
JNN with the rare 4th wall reference...always count on him with the obscure pop culture reference.