I was asked to "pay a visit" to a guy who beat his girlfriend

[TheGrinch]

hey I got an idea....


how about she just leaves him...... or is that too complicated..


geez..

[WalterWhite]

I agree with you on that Yagr....I mean Steve. This country is now filled with a bunch of pacifistic pussies. 

Yes we are total pacifists in the US and that's why there are an average of 89 firearms for every 100 residents.  We have the most well armed civilian population in the world.

Clear sign we are pacifist pussies.

[tommywishbone]

I'm surprised you guys haven't figured out this is once again YAGR. It's his writing style. It was a funny story though. Especially the ordering someone to put a shirt on in his own place and him complying. lolololol  Just a big strong guy that like to help out. You wouldn't be a member of the Zimmerman family would ya?

   Too fucking funny.

[disco_stu]

I guess I'm a pretty fearless dude. I'd just take his gun away from him and pummel him. It's all good.

you got it all wrong dickhead.

you sit and wait for him after work, or at night outside of his apartment.

put on the head gear, smash a kneecap with a baseball bat, or beat the shit out of him.

get away quietly. dont say a word.

he wakes up, doesnt know who hit him...but damn sure he knows what for.

and if he doesnt, he'll work it out when it happens again.

this way u dont get no heat, no retribution, and no one puts two and two together cos its anonymous.

the only reason you made yourself known was because you are too egotistical to realise what danger u just put yourself in...

[mr.turbo]

what's the point of all this if you don't get the girl???

honor?

[Sam]

I'm a big strong guy so naturally people turn to me in times of crisis. There is a dude who works at a machine shop who has been coming home and smacking around his girlfriend.  Her cousin who is a wimp approached me and asked me to go down and have a chat with the guy. So I go down to their apartment and knock on the door. The dude opens the door all angry and shirtless covered in tattoos and when he sees my size immdiately has a respectful attitude. I ordered him to put a shirt on when he's talking to me. He comes back and asks what's up. I told him I'm a friend of his girl's family and if I hear anymore stories of him smacking her around I'm coming back and it's going to get ugly. So he gets pissed and starts trying to say something pokes his finger into my chest. I grabbed him and outmuscled him, put him in a headlock and squeezed pretty hard. I dropped him on the floor and repeated if I have to come back it's going to get ugly.

Good story..What film is this from?

[MikMaq]

No joke chicks that date these kind of fucktards is the reason I think so lowly of women.

[Darren Avey]

BigSteve you sound like Lenny The Guvnor Mclean, who was a big man who ruled with his fists and did favours for people, once throwing a drug dealer who sold his sister shit out a window

[NotMrAverage]

this dude was fucking her...did i get that right? nice making some steet justice anyway

[Rascal full]

not in bigsteves "world",ie his dreams where he suddenl y wakes up sweatcoated when his mom wakes him up for dinner

Haha yeah pure fantasy land direct from bigsteve's altered dream state.

[_aj_]

you got it all wrong dickhead.

you sit and wait for him after work, or at night outside of his apartment.

put on the head gear, smash a kneecap with a baseball bat, or beat the shit out of him.

get away quietly. dont say a word.

he wakes up, doesnt know who hit him...but damn sure he knows what for.

and if he doesnt, he'll work it out when it happens again.

this way u dont get no heat, no retribution, and no one puts two and two together cos its anonymous.

the only reason you made yourself known was because you are too egotistical to realise what danger u just put yourself in...

Stu bringing teh real.

[wes]

YAGR........ at the top of his game......... getting actual emotionally heated responses out of the masses. LOL  

Props YAGR,now go to church,then hit the gym,dojo,back home for some dessicated liver pills with 100% certified raw milk with a slice of whole grain bread,then it`s on to jerking off,then beddie bye.

Another long day ahead of the YAGRmeister !!

[Dr.J]

I do like the " ordered him to a put on a shirt" Are you German by chance big man?

Have you had you 3 cups off coffee yet??

Also...keep checking an empty mail box wes!!

[gee38]

I can only guess what the girl must have done to force her fella to discipline her in this manner?

Dinner of a bad standard?
Late with ironing?
Spoke to him without being spoken to?
Had friends?


A lot of detail missing in this obviously completely true story.

[_aj_]

Okay I'll bite...what exactly is a YAGER?

It's "jaeger". It means "hunter" in German, that's you, big guy.

[Krankenstein]

Okay I'll bite...what exactly is a YAGER?

Pillow biter.....basically you "Steve" 

[Pork_Chop]

Lifting is not training to fight.

Being big, muscular might intimidate most - but to a trained fighter you actually pose less risk to someone like myself.

I applaud the good intentions but be careful.

[Ronnie Rep]

I do like the " ordered him to a put on a shirt" Are you German by chance big man?

Apparently he obeyed! Seriously the girl needs to call the cops and get him arrested for domestic violence! Then get a restraining order!

[The Scott]

Did you tell him he would "sleep with the Biches" if he didn't comply?

That should do it, you know.

[ChopperRider]

Big Steve gets asked to pay a visit to a lot of guys who beat their meat.

He puts their's in a "headlock" and squeezes until they lose the urge.

So to speak

[the Algebra Wizard]

get a second opinion : call the true American outlaw Mel Chancey ...

[galeniko]

Big Steve gets asked to pay a visit to a lot of guys who beat their meat.

He puts their's in a "headlock" and squeezes until they lose the urge.

So to speak

haha yeah headlock.

their penis head is locked firmly in his mouth until the lovejuice is squeezed out

[Devon97]

You will get fucking shot trying that tough guy shit. Stop pretending amigo and save yourself 35 years on earth.

Exactly , let the cops do their job.

[forillagorilla]

A lot of the guys here sound like they radiate fear. Not my style, guys. I cower from no man.

Yes you do - your a scared little man irl so you live out your fantasy life with stories on GB

[Wolfox]

Ex girlfriend asked me to do the same for one of her bimbo friends. I tell her I have an even better solution
...she should break up with that scum bag.

of course she stayed with him for over a year and continually got smacked around...everytime being the last time.