Things people do in the gym that annoy me:

[Big_D]

1. Don't put your weights back

2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" !

3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them.

4. Kissing.

5. Men wearing spandex.

6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation.

7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off.

8. Excessive yelling.

9. People preaching.

10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.

11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift.

[Darren Avey]

I had that the other day, hammer strength shoulder press loaded with a pulverising 2 plates aside and as i was destroying the weight the gym clown comes and starts telling me how trashed he was New years eve! 

[Karl Kox]

5. Men wearing spandex.

No man should wear spandex.

[Slippedisc]

10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.

afro-sheen

[kreator]

people without any specific goals that just wander from machine to machine, skinny dudes that come to the gym to hang out(working out is just a by-product) and talk really loud making sure that everybody(especially broads) notices them, people that fart in the gym, people that use cellphone during their workout,listening to  shitty music like George Michael's christmass song(they can shove it up their a........), sweaty guys that make you lose your pre-workout meal, people that leave  plates on the bar and machines......etc


P.S. i apologize for  grammar mistakes(if any) due to my origin(come from Slovenia,Europe)

[Dan-O]

High school kids that work out in small packs doing standing DB shoulder presses and then throw (not drop, throw) the DB's down when they're done with their set.

[sarcasm]

I had that the other day, hammer strength shoulder press loaded with a pulverising 2 plates aside and as i was destroying the weight the gym clown comes and starts telling me how trashed he was New years eve! 

you're a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FreakBB7243]

High school kids that work out in small packs doing standing DB shoulder presses and then throw (not drop, throw) the DB's down when they're done with their set.

hahahaha

[Darren Avey]

you're a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You re damn right! They call me Godzilla in the gym.

[Mars]

That's because your so damn hairy.

[Darren Avey]

Oh yeh, i never thought that could be the reason, oh well, i always thought it was because i could bench 220 for 6

[sarcasm]

  Godzilla doesn't have any hair.  He's a lizard.  A BIG one.

i've got a big one eyed lizard for you, flower.

[HICKSON]

When people ask me for a spot a lay my nuts on there fo-head and they never ask again..

[sarcasm]

Fuck you!         

name the place and time.

[HICKSON]

afro-sheen

SOUL-GLOW

[jeanette aules]

i hate it when guys come over and offer lifting advice ... 90% of the time im in better shape than them (and i point it out )

[sarcasm]

i hate it when guys come over and offer lifting advice ... 90% of the time im in better shape than them (and i point it out )

ok, "jeanette", hahaha, ok.

[Mars]

Woman should not lift.

[sarcasm]

Woman should not lift.

they should be in the kitchen fixing my dinner.

[HICKSON]

Woman should not lift.

"weights"

lets not get in the way of other important lifting obligations..

[(nothing)]

1. Don't put your weights back-why put them back when dumbass as yourself will do it for me!

2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" ! hey i have head phones so i can't hear it so there for it does not exist

3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them. they are for good luck

4. Kissing. sometimes i got to kiss my arms to keep them motivated

5. Men wearing spandex. unless they have the bullet belt and listening to old school metal!

6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation. your just jealous because they aren't talking to your gay ass

7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off. well if you weren't such a bitch it would be the way around now wouldn't

8. Excessive yelling. helps me lift, so i don't ask for some skinny pussy to spot me. especially if hes going bitch that lift more than him

9. People preaching. who preaches at the gym.....and the lord giveth and taketh weight!

10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up. what are you some clean freak

11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift. i guess if people came up to me and asked why i am i such a bitch all the time i guess it would piss me off too

my only complaint is old ass mutha fuckin people who think they are gym police. if you want all that shit go to bally's

[Big_D]

afro-sheen

Gel, you greasy bastard !

[WiseGuy]

1. Don't put your weights back

2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" !

3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them.

4. Kissing.

5. Men wearing spandex.

6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation.

7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off.

8. Excessive yelling.

9. People preaching.

10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.

11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift.

got some more....

1. Dip Cardio:  people on stairs climbers who lay on top of the machine or look like they are doing a 30 minute dip....

2. gym ghost: this person has no plan whatsoever...they haunt the machine area doing any machine that looks interesting....

3. The  " I look like I didnt workout"  member: these are easy to spot as when they leave they dont show a drop of sweat anywhere...

4. 50 gallon water bottle dude: Question why does one need a GALLON jug of water during a workout? Are you a fucking fish?


5. ANYONE using a cell phone during exercise....

 

[Big_D]

1. Don't put your weights back-why put them back when dumbass as yourself will do it for me!

2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" ! hey i have head phones so i can't hear it so there for it does not exist

3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them. they are for good luck

4. Kissing. sometimes i got to kiss my arms to keep them motivated

5. Men wearing spandex. unless they have the bullet belt and listening to old school metal!

6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation. your just jealous because they aren't talking to your gay ass

7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off. well if you weren't such a bitch it would be the way around now wouldn't

8. Excessive yelling. helps me lift, so i don't ask for some skinny pussy to spot me. especially if hes going bitch that lift more than him

9. People preaching. who preaches at the gym.....and the lord giveth and taketh weight!

10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up. what are you some clean freak

11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift. i guess if people came up to me and asked why i am i such a bitch all the time i guess it would piss me off too

my only complaint is old ass mutha fuckin people who think they are gym police. if you want all that shit go to bally's

So this is what you look like ?

You should be in a Rehab instead of a gym !

[Man of Steel]

I can't stand it when 3 male "trainers" are needed to instruct one scantily-clad 120lb female on how to perform lying leg curls.....if those three f'uckers would move we could all enjoy the view.



MOS