Author Topic: Monica (Read 10285 times)

Hulkotron · « **Reply #75 on:** January 25, 2014, 11:04:46 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 25, 2014, 10:59:07 AM

No need for such aggression, friend.

Yes we can all be positive in this thread towards the greater good.

TEH boob · « **Reply #76 on:** January 25, 2014, 11:45:20 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 10:22:14 AM

Yes you are right, I almost never complement any female I talk to directly for the first time, although I am a master of indirect compliments, subtle and snake like in nature, after all I was a salesman for many years and old habit's die hard.

I find the whole notion of seduction by playing the numbers game awful, yeah sure it does work but I am too long in the tooth to make the effort.

By the way nice to meet you "the boob", I am not going to lie I am curious about you. Not many female members on here, it's always nice when we got some new blood to go after...just saying

Nothing to be curious about here. I'm a Thai ladyboy, I'll reel you in with "teh boob" and then it'll be too late when you discover "teh cock"

I kid, I kid. I think it's funny when people assume I'm a guy and accuse me of being a vagina

--- · « **Reply #77 on:** January 25, 2014, 12:18:18 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 11:55:19 AM

Sorry to be so forward but I have some questions if you don't mind answering, if you do then my apologies for asking I don't want to come across as rude.

I am trying to decide if you are PM material or not.

1) Are you single?
2) Blonde, Brunette, Redhead etc?
3) What is your age and where about's in the world are you from? I am 35 years old and from London England.
4) What kinda work do you do.
5) What kind of training do you do and what are your interests and other stuff.

Sorry don't want this to come across as a job interview or interrogation, but I am curious about you.

Nice to meet you by the way.

x0x0x0x
"M" AKA Uncle Joon

--- · « **Reply #78 on:** January 25, 2014, 12:56:21 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 12:54:01 PM

So basically you just confirmed that I am useless at this sort of thing, fuck it maybe I forget the whole thing

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #79 on:** January 25, 2014, 12:59:46 PM »

outed

Rascal full · « **Reply #80 on:** January 25, 2014, 01:03:49 PM »

Unc J hitting up the bitches again....you go, brother!

TEH boob · « **Reply #81 on:** January 25, 2014, 01:53:22 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 11:55:19 AM

Sorry to be so forward but I have some questions if you don't mind answering, if you do then my apologies for asking I don't want to come across as rude.

I am trying to decide if you are PM material or not.

1) Are you single?
2) Blonde, Brunette, Redhead etc?
3) What is your age and where about's in the world are you from? I am 35 years old and from London England.
4) What kinda work do you do.
5) What kind of training do you do and what are your interests and other stuff.

Sorry don't want this to come across as a job interview or interrogation, but I am curious about you.

Nice to meet you by the way.

x0x0x0x
"M" AKA Uncle Joon

1. No
2. Refer to no. 1
3. Refer to no. 1
4. Student
5. I like running and I lift. Do both things too inconsistently.

--- · « **Reply #82 on:** January 25, 2014, 01:58:05 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 01:57:08 PM

Ok cool, what are you studying at the moment if you don't mind me asking?

Shes too young for you numpty.

Nicademus · « **Reply #83 on:** January 25, 2014, 02:01:05 PM »

Pacquiao and Bradley signed to fight on April 12.

Get my money ready Jr.

TEH boob · « **Reply #84 on:** January 25, 2014, 02:57:50 PM »

Quote from: --- on January 25, 2014, 01:58:05 PM

Shes too young for you numpty.

Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$

--- · « **Reply #85 on:** January 25, 2014, 02:59:51 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 02:05:10 PM

Farrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!

I guess I am gonna lose barring major fucking techniqualites!

Can I buy out for $250 right now?

Strange expression from someone in the UK.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #86 on:** January 25, 2014, 03:00:52 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 02:57:50 PM

Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$

Sounds like your average getbigger...you'll have to be more specific

Hulkotron · « **Reply #87 on:** January 25, 2014, 03:03:53 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 02:57:50 PM

Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$

Who is this Titan?

--- · « **Reply #88 on:** January 25, 2014, 03:04:24 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 02:57:50 PM

Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$

Dont you think asking for someone with a big cock then expecting you to have anything in common with them if they are classy a little odd?

TEH boob · « **Reply #89 on:** January 25, 2014, 03:09:31 PM »

Quote from: --- on January 25, 2014, 03:04:24 PM

Dont you think asking for someone with a big cock then expecting you to have anything in common with them if they are classy a little odd?

I didn't ask for it.

That's why I said it is like Christmas morning...a nice surprise.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #90 on:** January 25, 2014, 03:11:55 PM »

How about I dont give a piss about this.

Nicademus · « **Reply #91 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:28:08 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 02:05:10 PM

Farrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!

I guess I am gonna lose barring major fucking techniqualites!

Can I buy out for $250 right now?

Yup, we can do that.

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #92 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:29:40 PM »

Quote from: Nicademus on January 25, 2014, 04:28:08 PM

Yup, we can do that.

what you saying I can buyout for $250 right now if I want?

Nicademus · « **Reply #93 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 04:29:40 PM

what you saying I can buyout for $250 right now if I want?

I have no problem with that.

TEH boob · « **Reply #94 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on January 25, 2014, 03:03:53 PM

Who is this Titan?

Shhh secrets

We can be friends, uncle junior.

Nicademus · « **Reply #95 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:40:51 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 04:37:46 PM

hmmmm.....fuck it go on then, bad bet by me, will buy out, will make the money back up on the poker tables in few hours.

I'll be so pissed if that fight does happen in 2014 and I cost myself 1k though.

Where do u live?

How do I pay you?

All my accounts in Sterling British Pounds.

I don't have dollar account, figure out way and figure out exchange rate and i'll pay you.

Lol what are you talking about? You set the rules. PAYPAL.

Nicademus · « **Reply #96 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:47:52 PM »

I'll send you a PM

Automation · « **Reply #97 on:** January 26, 2014, 12:04:42 AM »

Quote from: Nicademus on January 25, 2014, 04:40:51 PM

Lol what are you talking about? You set the rules. PAYPAL.

I'll bet you $10 he doesn't pay you within the next 7 days

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #98 on:** January 29, 2014, 02:24:49 AM »

Farrrrrkkkk! Im in the gym now and she's here! Gym really busy today! This is too hard!

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #99 on:** January 29, 2014, 02:33:48 AM »

She's doing lat pulldowns! Im training back too! Just started going stupid heavy to impress her! Got 1 smile already!