Soon, I have a date with a psychologist.

[DroppingPlates]

Worst case scenario: she will observe you from head to toe, from your body language to the choice of words to express yourself, almost without revealing herself.
Best case scenario: she's tired of over-analyzing men. Once the ice is broken, she takes you to her home without too much talking.

[DroppingPlates]

I'm driving 2 hours to spend the night with a MILF :-)

Good luck to you

2 hours?! LA is filled with bored pornmilfstars.

[SF1900]

2 hours?! LA is filled with bored pornmilfstars.

Ha, yes it is.

But this one is hot! I would regret it if I didn't drive to see her!

[haider]

Ha, yes it is.

But this one is hot! I would regret it if I didn't drive to see her!

It's a trap!

[SF1900]

It's a trap!

Based on her pics, its no trap. 

[The Scott]

Will she see I have an unhealthy obsession with tbombz and anabolichalo?

Cross your fingers for me, Getbig. 

Might have already been axed, but is this "professional" or "personal"?

Either way, have fun and all the best to the both of you.

[Mr Nobody]

lol good luck. Im going to drive 500km one way to sleap 4 days at a 28 year old hot doctor we should start a team doctor  club and  laugh at chiro and his team nurse club

This made me LOL.

[DroppingPlates]

Might have already been axed, but is this "professional" or "personal"?

Either way, have fun and all the best to the both of you.

He wrote 'date', so guess what?

[The Scott]

He wrote 'date', so guess what?

Ah.  Personal.   Hope they have a good time.

[Cold]

they're all drama queens. just hit it and wear a real good condoms.

if u have a child with one of those bitches, headaches!

[Obvious Gimmick]

Call her mommy and put your finger in her butthole, watch her head explode.

[O.Z.]

Most people who studied psychology are severe headcases themselves.

That applies to psychiatrists. I was dating a girl who was a psychiatrist and most of her patients were young people victims of broken marriages, violent parents, etc.
She was not supposed to tell the stories but it was hard for her to keep it inside and she was greatly affected by some of those cases.
I was always wondering how can those people keep apart their work and their private life.
2 months later I had to break up this relationship as I was getting depressed as well.

[DroppingPlates]

Call her mommy and put your finger in her butthole, watch her head explode.

Solid Getbig advice.

[hazbin]

say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

[DroppingPlates]

say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

You must be single for a long time, right? 

[FitnessFrenzy]

say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

the dryness of your humor is reaching "240 is back level". 

[Kim Jong Bob]

say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

so fucking bad joke lol

[Submissionfytr]

Ask her to go through the Rorschach ink blot cards with you, and then impress her with your vast subconscious intellect by repeatedly describing the designs as complex scenes, over run with details only you can see clearly. Providing such illicit details she cannot herself observe will show her you are a true alpha male, with superior intellect that she will want to mate with immediately.

[Howard]

don't talk to her too much, just bend her over the desk and plow her

shoot on her ass and walk out without thanking her

she'll respect your getbigginess

Sounds like the best plan to me.
I was married to a board certified psychologist for 8 yrs ( wife #3) and that was our first date, so wtf.

[38-26-40]

say this to her


a man walks into his psychologist's office with nothing on but saran wrap for underwear.

the dr. says,   'I'll tell you right now, I can clearly see your nuts'

Lmao...that'll melt her heart.

[galeniko]

My wife

ah "jose", your "wife"

[hazbin]

Ask her to go through the Rorschach ink blot cards with you, and then impress her with your vast subconscious intellect by repeatedly describing the designs as complex scenes, over run with details only you can see clearly. Providing such illicit details she cannot herself observe will show her you are a true alpha male, with superior intellect that she will want to mate with immediately.

no no,,  you look at every abstract and describe a detailed sex scene.   when she says you are seriously addicted to sex say to her....

'Me!!??!!  you're the one with all the dirty pictures!!!!'

[indie-lad]

Most people who studied psychology are severe headcases themselves.

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo true. Saw a girl for two years who was going to become one...and is one today. Totally psycho when their masks come off. I could tell you some stories. Be prepared.

[The Showstoppa]

Classic

My wife gags every time I show her the bunny suit.

The one in your closet?

[DroppingPlates]

Fitness, did the date already took place?