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[wes]

Knife,meet tires!! 

[Uncle Junior]

Prince Anavar

What country are you from exactly?

You are not an American i gather

He is from Huddersfield Cuba!

[Simple Simon]

I'm scared to tell my dad


He gonna think I'm an epic failure

I think that ships sailed bro.

[Simple Simon]

my baby mama called me again to see how i was doin with it


i said it's nothing but a peanut

I think baby mama was behind it all.
Her calling is guilt fucking with her.

[Knooger]

I think that ships sailed bro.

Unless he takes after his father.

[Simple Simon]

the good thing that happened today is my cialis arrived in the mail


gonna try it out on some whores tomorrow

Dont tell them you lost your job.
Being employed was likely one of your key qualities.

[Knooger]

Dont tell them you lost your job.
Being employed was likely one of your key qualities.

He can say he's in the entertainment industry since he does private videos now.

[Nomad]

Here is my theory which is mostly based on ahalo threads.

Halo has mild asbergers and does not talk with anyone at work outside of work related subjects. The fattie supervisor takes this as an insult, because jacked halo does not pay her any attention.

Then its all over for halo.

[WalterWhite]

He is from Huddersfield Cuba!

I didn't think you could get fired in a socialist communist country? 

[Simple Simon]

i swear it's something like this

which is just fucking horrible


because i deliver good results, that is a measured fact


when everyoen is is yapping like old women halo still in the fucking zone killing it



and now this is a bad thing

Hands up who doesn't 'deliver' at work?

[Knooger]

Hands up who doesn't 'deliver' at work?

I deliver fries with the burgers.

[Shockwave]

worst fucking advise

 

Well bro, if your previous stories about how you were at work were true, then you definitely could have angered some bitches.

[Grape Ape]

it's undeniably documented in the performance review i delivery significantly better result than other department

Cuban law should protect you here, no?

[Knooger]

Let them read some of your posts here, there is no way in hell they'd let you back.

[Nomad]

Lower dosage

go back

Gather evidence

[_aj_]

Four days off from what? Didn't you just get canned? Days off aren't your current problem, I believe.

[ChopperRider]

Last month you were retired and living off record royalties?

 

[The Ugly]

"Kicked out" sounds odd. What does that mean, same as fired?

[TEH boob]

You could do a video where you cram cheese up your rectum and then see how long it takes the rats to burrow in for the quick meal.

They ran out of hamsters?

[Knooger]

They ran out of hamsters?

His anus is most likely very diseased and heinous. A hamster would be killed straight away. Rats live in sewers an putrid environments and should thrive in his colon.

[TEH boob]

His anus is most likely very diseased and heinous. A hamster would be killed straight away. Rats live in sewers an putrid environments and should thrive in his colon.

 

[LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt]

can i tell him straight up they sacked me and i dont wanna go back the rest of the week?


depression?


fake a cold?

getbigs worst gimmick

[njflex]

tell him what ur using/dosage/maybe he'll give you 4 day pass blaming potential roid rage at the office..

[ProudVirgin69]

Say you were helping your friend move and you felt a sharp pain in your back while lifting a dresser.  You have been in constant pain since then, and you need something to help you sleep.  Mention how sitting upright is unbearable, and there's your excuse.

Boom... you'll get pain pills to take your mind off things and just have fun hanging out

[old-school-lifter]

go in with depression story
act really well
start crying and say youve had suicidal thoughts
you will get 1 week off if you want