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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #50 on: February 01, 2014, 07:27:24 AM »
Update...I can fart without soiling myself. Progress :)

Voting on the Democrats would be progress, not this.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2014, 07:31:57 AM »
That really sucks. I've had it before.

Got lots of family working in hospitals and long term care facilities so when there are outbreaks I always get scared one of them will bring it home. Got infected from some fatass who brought it to work. It's absolutely brutal. I always thought colds and flus were just an inconvenience but the norovirus was like all hell. I hope you get better soon, man. Nothing is more miserable.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #52 on: February 01, 2014, 08:49:29 AM »
Diarrhea day 5. Starting to get a bit grumpy.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #53 on: February 01, 2014, 09:27:47 AM »
First time I had NORO virus, I was living in a shared student accomodation with a downstairs bathroom. Everytime I used that bathroom I always used to grumble to myself about the wash basin that was literally a foot from the toilet, so you would almost hit your knees on it when you're taking a shit. So I'm sitting on the toilet with what I think is a bad bout of diaorreah when BAM i have seconds before i'm going to vomit. I lean forward and there's a blessed sink inches from my face, so I proceeded to happily puke and crap at the same time without even moving hahaha, I was always grateful for that sink after that  ;D

Wish I was there to hold your hair back bro.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #54 on: February 01, 2014, 10:24:14 AM »
Voting on the Democrats would be progress, not this.

Because their "progress" works great....derp!

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #55 on: February 01, 2014, 10:28:06 AM »
Because their "progress" works great....derp!

Maybe you can explain them how to make more progress with solid arguments ::)
Oh wait, you can't :D

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #56 on: February 01, 2014, 10:29:16 AM »
Because their "progress" works great....derp!

How are you feeling today, Coach ?

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2014, 01:44:02 PM »
How are you feeling today, Coach ?

Shitty (pun intended)

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #58 on: February 01, 2014, 01:48:20 PM »

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #59 on: February 10, 2014, 07:40:40 PM »
I just threw up for 2 straight days.

Worse than the vomiting, the nausea, etc, aches and pains...

It's the dehydration.  That's the worst part.  Burns to pee.  Eyes hurt to blink. 

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2014, 08:03:23 PM »
I just threw up for 2 straight days.

Worse than the vomiting, the nausea, etc, aches and pains...

It's the dehydration.  That's the worst part.  Burns to pee.  Eyes hurt to blink. 

Bottles of pedialyte.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2014, 08:08:03 PM »
Bottles of pedialyte.

I limped to 7-11 last night.  settled for gatorade.  turned the puke lemon-lime green.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2014, 09:28:05 PM »
I limped to 7-11 last night.  settled for gatorade.  turned the puke lemon-lime green.

Hulu Plus on the iphone in bed all day.

Worse virus I've ever had. The only symptom I have left over is that I get full real easy and still some nausea. Hard for me to finish even small meals without the feeling of fullness. Right now I can have 2-3 small meals and feel stuffed and these have been about 4 hours apart.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #63 on: February 10, 2014, 09:39:16 PM »
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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #64 on: February 10, 2014, 09:43:54 PM »
Worse virus I've ever had. The only symptom I have left over is that I get full real easy and still some nausea. Hard for me to finish even small meals without the feeling of fullness. Right now I can have 2-3 small meals and feel stuffed and these have been about 4 hours apart.

yeah the small meals suck.  I wish there was some magic pill to take that would just dissolve whatever is causing that stomach nausea.  I know some ppl smoke pot for it... not for me. 

popsicles have helped a bit.

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Re: Noro virus
« Reply #65 on: February 10, 2014, 10:14:43 PM »
That's weird, I just got done reading David Spades facebook and he says he has the noro virus which he thinks he caught from a soapy suds hot tub from a couple of nights ago :-\