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« on: February 03, 2014, 09:48:24 PM »

Btw. Don't think this oral thing is one sided. Ive been down on women who don't make a sound. Had one buckle so hard when she came about busted my lip off her public bone. Had one about break my neck upon cumming as she treated my head and neck like a 1990's thigh master workout.

We Guys have epic oral stories as well !!!!  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2014, 09:53:31 PM »

Oh and I have a great story from college where I thought I was mister gift to women and got with girl who had a gay girlfriend of which we had a threesome and when I went down on her (gay GF) I got laughed at and made to stop followed by a the worst question possible "uh... what the hell are you doing?". If we are friends long enough I may tell you the whole story and how things went down after that and how this most embarrassing story ended.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2014, 10:25:06 PM »

Oh and I have a great story from college where I thought I was mister gift to women and got with girl who had a gay girlfriend of which we had a threesome and when I went down on her (gay GF) I got laughed at and made to stop followed by a the worst question possible "uh... what the hell are you doing?". If we are friends long enough I may tell you the whole story and how things went down after that and how this most embarrassing story ended.  Grin

What were you doing that was so wrong?
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2014, 11:05:43 PM »

Typical to fast and furious and all over the map. Learned by porn and girls I did it on before that (high school) didn't know any better or didn't have the courage to say different.

Think I'm one of few guys on the planet that can honestly say he learned the downtown game from a lesbian  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2014, 04:43:08 PM »

Oh and I have a great story from college where I thought I was mister gift to women and got with girl who had a gay girlfriend of which we had a threesome and when I went down on her (gay GF) I got laughed at and made to stop followed by a the worst question possible "uh... what the hell are you doing?". If we are friends long enough I may tell you the whole story and how things went down after that and how this most embarrassing story ended.  Grin


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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2014, 05:00:26 PM »

because I had to post on this thread, you know? Sorry but


My favourite blowjob is the one where you just unzip them, look at them and they cream.  Sometimes you don't even have to touch it and they cum.            I just smile and look at it with lust.

What goes through my head is: I love this and I'll teach them oral is fab & I'll maybe get fucked properly after...


But lately I haven't got past the unzipping before they (oh yeah, this just happened the other day) jump sideways cumming in their pants with their boots on and jeans down to their ankles bouncing dangling cumm all over everywhere (but luckily not on me, I manouvered) as he tripped in to the bathroom.  He was embarrassed, I was pleased.  I knew that would happen.

I haven't had proper sex for 7 years.  That event was a disaster.  I'd planned this sex fest and the guy came in his pants and I never saw him again.  I called him the next day.  Then I called him the following day leaving messages, he wasn't answering and I'm saying mental shit like unless you're in hospital in a coma there's no reason why you shouldn't be able to call me...

It'd taken me ages to trust him, then that?  Hilarious honest
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2014, 06:31:41 PM »

because I had to post on this thread, you know? Sorry but


My favourite blowjob is the one where you just unzip them, look at them and they cream.  Sometimes you don't even have to touch it and they cum.            I just smile and look at it with lust.

But lately I haven't got past the unzipping before they (oh yeah, this just happened the other day) jump sideways cumming in their pants with their boots on and jeans down to their ankles bouncing dangling cumm all over everywhere (but luckily not on me, I manouvered) as he tripped in to the bathroom.  He was embarrassed, I was pleased.  I knew that would happen.


I can say that has never happened to me.
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2014, 06:34:05 PM »

because I had to post on this thread, you know? Sorry but


My favourite blowjob is the one where you just unzip them, look at them and they cream.  Sometimes you don't even have to touch it and they cum.            I just smile and look at it with lust.

What goes through my head is: I love this and I'll teach them oral is fab & I'll maybe get fucked properly after...


But lately I haven't got past the unzipping before they (oh yeah, this just happened the other day) jump sideways cumming in their pants with their boots on and jeans down to their ankles bouncing dangling cumm all over everywhere (but luckily not on me, I manouvered) as he tripped in to the bathroom.  He was embarrassed, I was pleased.  I knew that would happen.

I haven't had proper sex for 7 years.  That event was a disaster.  I'd planned this sex fest and the guy came in his pants and I never saw him again.  I called him the next day.  Then I called him the following day leaving messages, he wasn't answering and I'm saying mental shit like unless you're in hospital in a coma there's no reason why you shouldn't be able to call me...

It'd taken me ages to trust him, then that?  Hilarious honest
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How young are these guys may I inquire? Maybe you need someone with experience in these matters.
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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2014, 06:45:30 PM »

way hay, this is the first time Migs has responded to a post of mine, I knew I'd get his attention eventually...




And ya, Wez, you're right, he was far too young (but it was only the one bloke, not 'these guys'



Thanks for reading what goes through my head.
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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2014, 02:17:37 AM »

I've had guys cum before they had a chance to penetrate my mouth or pussy. Its very flattering as long as it doesn't happen on a regular basis.
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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2014, 05:44:33 AM »

I've had guys cum before they had a chance to penetrate my mouth or pussy. Its very flattering as long as it doesn't happen on a regular basis.

Damn BS you say the cutest things.
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2014, 11:51:01 AM »

I've had guys cum before they had a chance to penetrate my mouth or pussy. Its very flattering as long as it doesn't happen on a regular basis.

Damn seriously? I mean I can understand when its new and you're coming off a dry spell to be quick once things get going but before it even gets wet? That's crazy.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 07:19:01 PM »

I've had guys cum before they had a chance to penetrate my mouth or pussy. Its very flattering as long as it doesn't happen on a regular basis.

wanna try to see if this happens?   Grin
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 11:40:32 PM »

I'm seriously beginning to regret having started this thread. There is just way too much TMI  Undecided

That's the only good thing about this thread.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2014, 11:53:21 AM »

I'm seriously beginning to regret

Never do regret, never take on anything you'll afterward feel sorry about...



I've spoken to a male friend hetero platonic about this cumming fast in the pantsstraight off thing.  You see, I'd thought it was a flattering thing (as Slut says).

But I've just been told that it is the most embarrassing thing to a man.  Whatever, I'm well pleased...

I knew that if I did that, (like, looked at his hardon big bulging there in his jeans) he'd cum fast and wank about me later


It was guaranteed to happen fast that first orgasm of his, good on him.



(and obviously I thought he'd last longer than however long it takes to unzip a pair of jeans

xL

I was counting 1 2 breathe 1 2 breathe 1 and 2 and breathe and I didn't even have to suck it.
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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2014, 01:30:25 PM »

Ron?  You are and have always been a Mod on our Girlie Board

You have never once posted here.   But I'm hoping you read some of it?  And you might perhaps one day feel inclined to post for us women?




What are your views on what ought go through a person's head whilst giving a blowjob?
Do you have any comments?

Surely you could post the be-all and end-all comment...




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oy Ron?  If you don't see this and respond
I'll report to mod to get your attention,  you're the mod

I know for a fact that you can advise us all on how to concentrate.
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2014, 11:33:47 AM »

I can honestly say that I have never had a complaint from any woman I have ever gone down on!
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2014, 11:37:09 AM »

because I had to post on this thread, you know? Sorry but


My favourite blowjob is the one where you just unzip them, look at them and they cream.  Sometimes you don't even have to touch it and they cum.            I just smile and look at it with lust.

What goes through my head is: I love this and I'll teach them oral is fab & I'll maybe get fucked properly after...


But lately I haven't got past the unzipping before they (oh yeah, this just happened the other day) jump sideways cumming in their pants with their boots on and jeans down to their ankles bouncing dangling cumm all over everywhere (but luckily not on me, I manouvered) as he tripped in to the bathroom.  He was embarrassed, I was pleased.  I knew that would happen.

I haven't had proper sex for 7 years.  That event was a disaster.  I'd planned this sex fest and the guy came in his pants and I never saw him again.  I called him the next day.  Then I called him the following day leaving messages, he wasn't answering and I'm saying mental shit like unless you're in hospital in a coma there's no reason why you shouldn't be able to call me...

It'd taken me ages to trust him, then that?  Hilarious honest
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How old was he 16?
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2014, 05:58:29 PM »

Is that Linda in the pic wih Ron?
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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2014, 03:43:05 PM »

because I had to post on this thread, you know? Sorry but


My favourite blowjob is the one where you just unzip them, look at them and they cream.  Sometimes you don't even have to touch it and they cum.            I just smile and look at it with lust.

What goes through my head is: I love this and I'll teach them oral is fab & I'll maybe get fucked properly after...


But lately I haven't got past the unzipping before they (oh yeah, this just happened the other day) jump sideways cumming in their pants with their boots on and jeans down to their ankles bouncing dangling cumm all over everywhere (but luckily not on me, I manouvered) as he tripped in to the bathroom.  He was embarrassed, I was pleased.  I knew that would happen.

I haven't had proper sex for 7 years.  That event was a disaster.  I'd planned this sex fest and the guy came in his pants and I never saw him again.  I called him the next day.  Then I called him the following day leaving messages, he wasn't answering and I'm saying mental shit like unless you're in hospital in a coma there's no reason why you shouldn't be able to call me...

It'd taken me ages to trust him, then that?  Hilarious honest
xxx


He'll never forget me,
he's probably wanking and thinking about me right now


That explains a lot! Grin
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« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2014, 08:15:45 PM »

Is that Linda in the pic wih Ron?

no, that's arianny celeste.  Ring girl for the UFC. Met her at an expo.  friggin so hot. 
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