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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2014, 11:34:01 AM »
You're the next generation of Ugandan dock workers.

I'm going to assume that it is a position of great esteem.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2014, 11:35:34 AM »
I'm going to assume that it is a position of great esteem.

Yes you will encounter many differing positions of great sea semen.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #77 on: February 14, 2014, 11:37:47 AM »
If we have to mention some other qualifications, I guess these are a must:

1. Must be amongst the biggest 10% physique-wise on the board - galeniko is the cut off point for this
2. Must be funny and have a proven records of owning tiny tits like dj181
3. Must not be into crossfit/MMA/any other homosexual activities

2 out of 3 ain't bad

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #78 on: February 14, 2014, 11:54:44 AM »
Yes you will encounter many differing positions of great seamen.
Fixed, "Big" Wop Dago.
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #79 on: February 14, 2014, 11:56:57 AM »
Fixed, "Big" Wop Dago.

You look Like the kind of guy who enjoys a good meal of biscuits and mustard.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #80 on: February 14, 2014, 11:59:04 AM »
You look Like the kind of guy who enjoys a good meal of biscuits and mustard.
Wouldn't mind tasting your biscuits, stud.
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #81 on: February 14, 2014, 11:59:31 AM »
Wouldn't mind tasting your biscuits, stud.

Love to be the mustard on your biscuit bro.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #82 on: February 14, 2014, 12:15:04 PM »
I'd cream cheese your  bagel any day.
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #83 on: February 14, 2014, 12:25:23 PM »
two of get bigs elite flicking towels at each other in this thread
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #84 on: February 14, 2014, 12:51:54 PM »
Lots of jerks circle in this thread.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #85 on: February 14, 2014, 12:53:27 PM »
Wiggs can be ther token black. Goodrum can be the token handicap

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #86 on: February 14, 2014, 01:11:52 PM »
all the 'good ol boys'  ::)

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #87 on: February 14, 2014, 01:38:56 PM »
is this true db??

Sadly yes, BigCyp and his wife waited until their wedding night to have sex, because they wanted it to be special.He also has some gay poem on his hall wall about loving your wife and the woman being the stronger person in the marriage!  :-X Soon he'll be taking her last name.

the criteria for Getbig Elders was set many months ago, over 10k post+ AND pre 2007 join date.Doesnt matter if you formed a new account, that just shows you are a beta male who couldn't handle the dome.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #88 on: February 14, 2014, 01:40:22 PM »
Sadly yes, BigCyp and his wife waited until their wedding night to have sex, because they wanted it to be special.He also has some gay poem on his hall wall about loving your wife and the woman being the stronger person in the marriage!  :-X Soon he'll be taking her last name.
wow .. unbelievable ... he respects her and they have something special .. you are right .. what an idiot  ::)

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #89 on: February 14, 2014, 01:50:57 PM »
I believe in Lizards,I was mind controlled by the Russians, I have special magic powers,Im bald,a gypsy, naturally have the muscle of a baby girl, many failed ventures, including a scam psychic website that is now closed,I reguarly use prostitutes and photograph them and say I used my game to get them,I once won a match against the 234939 best tennis player in the world,what an idiot I am  ::)

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #90 on: February 14, 2014, 01:57:42 PM »
It's too late in the day on Friday to remember if I wanted in this group or didn't. I just wanted to say that I never really found "OnlyMe" to be a "great" poster or photoshopper. He was below average and when the story came out about him stiffing a bunch of people for cash, well I lost most of my respect.

Anyhoo, carry on.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #91 on: February 14, 2014, 03:03:23 PM »
I'm going to assume that it is a position of great esteem.

Haha I like the cut of your jib, SS4U.

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #92 on: February 14, 2014, 03:03:32 PM »
Wiggs can be ther token black. Goodrum can be the token handicap

I'm no token. I set the motherfucking standard. 15 years strong up in this bitch. You fucks follow my lead.
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #93 on: February 14, 2014, 03:10:36 PM »
I'm no token. I set the motherfucking standard. 15 years strong up in this bitch. You fucks follow my lead.


Standards for what?

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #94 on: February 14, 2014, 03:14:41 PM »
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #95 on: February 14, 2014, 03:52:42 PM »
Sadly yes, BigCyp and his wife waited until their wedding night to have sex, because they wanted it to be special.He also has some gay poem on his hall wall about loving your wife and the woman being the stronger person in the marriage!  :-X Soon he'll be taking her last name.

the criteria for Getbig Elders was set many months ago, over 10k post+ AND pre 2007 join date.Doesnt matter if you formed a new account, that just shows you are a beta male who couldn't handle the dome.

HAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha h

I just can't.....


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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #96 on: February 14, 2014, 08:00:37 PM »
Haha I like the cut of your jib, SS4U.
SS4 coming on strong.
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #97 on: February 14, 2014, 08:18:38 PM »
So, who do I have to bribe to move up into the GB "Elite" class?

How much will 10 posts on the Y Board cost me?

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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #98 on: February 14, 2014, 08:21:18 PM »
So, who do I have to bribe to move up into the GB "Elite" class?

How much will 10 posts on the Y Board cost me?
A picture of yourself, preferably clothed, at least on the upper half. :-*
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Re: Get Big Elite
« Reply #99 on: February 14, 2014, 08:21:34 PM »
1242 posts within 2 months, yes please be quiet and take your deep vein thrombosis elsewhere
thrombosis is no laughing matter.

turned my cock into a mutant for a week.

big buldging blue vein.

on the bright side it increased girth exponentially.