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The True Adonis

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Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« on: February 25, 2014, 02:18:04 PM »
Better as in better tasting with better nutrient profile, yet for some reason they fall for the Ezekiel crappy nonsense?

For instance, this is a much better choice nutrition and taste wise.  Way more fiber, protein and vitamins than garbage Ezekiel.

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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2014, 02:21:34 PM »
They aren't as awesome and smart as you
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2014, 02:22:11 PM »
Is that bread Arnold approved?
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2014, 02:22:44 PM »
I guess because Jay Cutler started doing it.  Jay also was drinking coca cola post workout, but that didn't catch on.

Ezekiel bread is supposed to have no added sugar like most other breads, because simple carbs are so bad.  ::)
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2014, 02:24:09 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 25, 2014, 02:18:04 PM
Better as in better tasting with better nutrient profile, yet for some reason they fall for the Ezekiel crappy nonsense?

For instance, this is a much better choice nutrition and taste wise.  Way more fiber, protein and vitamins than garbage Ezekiel.


Bread is for fatties.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2014, 02:40:13 PM »
i eat ezekiel bread cause it taste awesome and has a good crunch..

i eat my ezekiel bread toasted with coconut oil twice a day..at night i spread peanut butter on the toast sometimes..

i could give a shit about the nutritional facts..i simply like the way it taste

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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2014, 02:46:11 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 25, 2014, 02:18:04 PM
Better as in better tasting with better nutrient profile, yet for some reason they fall for the Ezekiel crappy nonsense?

For instance, this is a much better choice nutrition and taste wise.  Way more fiber, protein and vitamins than garbage Ezekiel.



What's the matter, you don't like the scripture on the package?
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2014, 03:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on February 25, 2014, 02:46:11 PM
What's the matter, you don't like the scripture on the package?
Why don`t they put these bible verses on the Bread Coach?  ???

31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
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31:18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2014, 03:04:07 PM »
Coach and other christians shouldn't even be on getbig.  getbig is owned by a Jew.  They are supporting antichrist people.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2014, 03:07:58 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 25, 2014, 02:18:04 PM
Better as in better tasting with better nutrient profile, yet for some reason they fall for the Ezekiel crappy nonsense?

For instance, this is a much better choice nutrition and taste wise.  Way more fiber, protein and vitamins than garbage Ezekiel.



You can get better bread at your local bakery, and for cheap too.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2014, 03:08:17 PM »
I know Adam starts these threads as half serious/half shit stirrer and I always appreciate the amount of fun I get out of reading them and the comments from people that get riled but those Bible versus on a package of Ezekiel bread would be one of the funniest things imaginable. Please post more verses. (I am lazy). Been here 10 years and have 280 posts...
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2014, 03:21:44 PM »
Quote from: doozejooze on February 25, 2014, 03:08:17 PM
I know Adam starts these threads as half serious/half shit stirrer and I always appreciate the amount of fun I get out of reading them and the comments from people that get riled but those Bible versus on a package of Ezekiel bread would be one of the funniest things imaginable. Please post more verses. (I am lazy). Been here 10 years and have 280 posts...

go fall into a coma
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2014, 03:24:04 PM »
Quote from: doozejooze on February 25, 2014, 03:08:17 PM
I know Adam starts these threads as half serious/half shit stirrer and I always appreciate the amount of fun I get out of reading them and the comments from people that get riled but those Bible versus on a package of Ezekiel bread would be one of the funniest things imaginable. Please post more verses. (I am lazy). Been here 10 years and have 280 posts...
Hello Adam.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2014, 03:28:13 PM »
Quote from: doozejooze on February 25, 2014, 03:08:17 PM
I know Adam starts these threads as half serious/half shit stirrer and I always appreciate the amount of fun I get out of reading them and the comments from people that get riled but those Bible versus on a package of Ezekiel bread would be one of the funniest things imaginable. Please post more verses. (I am lazy). Been here 10 years and have 280 posts...
ROFLMAO there are so many good bible verses to put on the bread.  Let me find some that talk about stoning their own daughters and children.  That would increase sales I bet.  :D
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2014, 03:30:40 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 25, 2014, 03:28:13 PM
ROFLMAO there are so many good bible verses to put on the bread.  Let me find some that talk about stoning their own daughters and children.  That would increase sales I bet.  :D

See if you can find some verses about talking snakes.
After your debacle with ESFitness you should feel right at home.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2014, 03:36:38 PM »
Fall into a coma, hahahahaha, that is funny. I am going to use that. Yes, a verse about stoning kids on a "Stone-ground wheat" loaf... Stone your sons and they hit the ground...."Stone-Ground! Well, I will leave the high comedy to you guys.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2014, 03:52:32 PM »
Why does TA keep posting dumb threads when there is a unflushed toilet for him to put his head.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2014, 05:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on February 25, 2014, 03:30:40 PM
See if you can find some verses about talking snakes.
After your debacle with ESFitness you should feel right at home.
Proverbs 6:16-19 ESV
There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2014, 05:23:58 PM »
It's a shame not everybody makes wonderful diet decisions like TA. He knows best.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2014, 05:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on February 25, 2014, 02:24:09 PM
Bread is for fatties.
thats right a real bbuilder just eats bit of the crust
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2014, 05:40:42 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 25, 2014, 05:23:58 PM
It's a shame not everybody makes wonderful diet decisions like TA. He knows best.
I just don`t get why that bread?  Its not the most nutritious at all.  Nor does it taste that great.  There are far better options.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2014, 06:14:49 PM »
I ate Ezekiel cereal once. Cried myself to sleep that night, for I had lost my close friend, Flavor.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2014, 09:10:52 PM »
Isn't Ezekiel bread a sponsor for Crossfit?
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2014, 11:15:02 PM »
Isn't ezekiel free from flour? Wheat flour...

Isn't THAT the point? Flour is not good.

I eat very little bread but I find that it doesn't matter what bread you eat when it's a small percentage of intake. Only silly bbers care about these details :)

Eat bread that is good or don't. I think whole grains are hard on your stomach if you load up on it.
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Re: Why do Moron Bodybuilders eat Ezekiel bread when there is better at the Store?
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2014, 11:53:59 PM »
Quote from: Papyrus on February 25, 2014, 11:15:02 PM
Isn't ezekiel free from flour? Wheat flour...

Isn't THAT the point? Flour is not good.

I eat very little bread but I find that it doesn't matter what bread you eat when it's a small percentage of intake. Only silly bbers care about these details :)

Eat bread that is good or don't. I think whole grains are hard on your stomach if you load up on it.

Yes. The OP knows this. He just wants to argue.

Trollers be trollin.
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