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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2014, 04:44:38 PM »
bleh. Living around the world I've been with a woman or two that didn't shave downstairs or underarms and I didn't mind it as long as they have EXCELLENT hygiene habits. Most underarm hair on ladies I've seen are so fine and thin you almost can't see it from distance. Now not shaving the legs...maybe if it was so fine you can tell but something like what 24 was talking about on the above post would creep me out.

Especially at night when spooning or when out somewhere nice I'd be embarrassed to be seen with her.

Why would it creep you out? If I rub almond or jasmine oil into my legs, they look sleek & shiny like freshly shaved.

I have no hair on my legs, ...maybe 7 or 8 strands max. and my inseam is loooong. I could easily pluck them
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2014, 07:54:22 PM »
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2014, 08:37:17 PM »
Why would it creep you out? If I rub almond or jasmine oil into my legs, they look sleek & shiny like freshly shaved.

I have no hair on my legs, ...maybe 7 or 8 strands max. and my inseam is loooong. I could easily pluck them

No no the chick you were talking about where it was so thick I shows through pantyhose

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2014, 11:49:22 PM »
No no the chick you were talking about where it was so thick I shows through pantyhose

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2014, 05:04:01 AM »
If you're a woman you have an extremely high pain tolerance darlin'?  You're built to give birth?

Perhaps as a women youre supposed to have a high tolerance. But nature makes mistakes sometimes...

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2014, 05:13:20 AM »
You can't leave it on too long, ...and it also depends on the texture of the hair being removed.
I'm not too fearful of chemical burns. I don't keep it on long, and I'm vigilant about making sure it gets absolutely nowhere near the more delicate & sensitive areas where I don't seem to grow any hair.
Oh, my skin is just very sensitive, even with cream specially for sensitive skin and not leaving it on too long.
I don't shave that often, so it is usually more a crew cut.  ;D

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2014, 04:31:03 PM »

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2014, 04:49:53 PM »
You ladies are tough....My wife waxes all but the labia. I decided I would go and have it done. Balls, ass the works. I figure I needed to bring that to the table. Let me tell you I was a wimp. It hurt so bad the kidney stones I had seemed less painful. I bow to you all. Ken 

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2014, 05:56:33 PM »
You ladies are tough....My wife waxes all but the labia. I decided I would go and have it done. Balls, ass the works. I figure I needed to bring that to the table. Let me tell you I was a wimp. It hurt so bad the kidney stones I had seemed less painful. I bow to you all. Ken 

Tell your wife that the labia doesn't hurt compared to everywhere else down there. It still hurts but nearly as bad.

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2014, 08:01:37 PM »
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2014, 08:03:21 PM »
Oh, my skin is just very sensitive, even with cream specially for sensitive skin and not leaving it on too long.
I don't shave that often, so it is usually more a crew cut.  ;D

This is me, skin sensitive as hell. Even a bandaid on my inner arm cuts my skin when I pull it off.  :-[
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2014, 08:03:54 PM »
You ladies are tough....My wife waxes all but the labia. I decided I would go and have it done. Balls, ass the works. I figure I needed to bring that to the table. Let me tell you I was a wimp. It hurt so bad the kidney stones I had seemed less painful. I bow to you all. Ken 

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2014, 06:55:51 AM »
Tell your wife that the labia doesn't hurt compared to everywhere else down there. It still hurts but nearly as bad.

I will......thank you.

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2014, 08:19:43 PM »
You ladies are tough....My wife waxes all but the labia. I decided I would go and have it done. Balls, ass the works. I figure I needed to bring that to the table. Let me tell you I was a wimp. It hurt so bad the kidney stones I had seemed less painful. I bow to you all. Ken 

ROTFLMAO!!!

Forgive me for laughing, ...but your post reminded me of Mel Gibson in his 2000 film "What Women Want"
In it, ...he decides to wax his legs for the first time. It's hilarious. If you get a chance, rent it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207201/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_10
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2014, 03:14:28 PM »
ROTFLMAO

Sweet Jesus, I can barely repost this through tears of laughter!! ;D  ;D

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.COM AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veggies. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good”

Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect ~ ;D
 

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2014, 03:20:55 PM »
that was awesome

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2014, 09:51:46 AM »
Hilarious and painful just reading it. Never will I go that short, the grow back sucks anyway. Rather just stick with the trim short

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2014, 08:16:54 PM »
Hilarious and painful just reading it. Never will I go that short, the grow back sucks anyway. Rather just stick with the trim short

Hmmm... Why do your words sound like they have the 'ring of experience' to them?  ???

Is there something you're keeping from us? :D

C'mon, are you saying you would pass on strawberry ice cream dripping from your parts?
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2014, 09:21:02 PM »
Haha yeah I managed so shave all except sack (always seem to knick it and it looks like a murder scene) and the grow back was so itchy and when running during rugby practice felt like I was going to start a fire hahaha.


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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2014, 07:09:51 AM »
I prefer butter pecan

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2014, 07:40:27 AM »
I prefer butter pecan

For consumption or to soothe your burning ballsack after veeting

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2014, 03:29:46 PM »
I prefer butter pecan

For consumption or to soothe your burning ballsack after veeting

Oh I could sooo deliver such a punch line, ...but I like Miggy too much.  :P
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2014, 06:35:58 PM »
For consumption or to soothe your burning ballsack after veeting

both

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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2014, 12:41:55 AM »
Haha yeah I managed so shave all except sack (always seem to knick it and it looks like a murder scene) and the grow back was so itchy and when running during rugby practice felt like I was going to start a fire hahaha.


Why don't you try plucking? You can avoid razor knicks, ...and the results last waaay longer than shaving?
And when the hairs do grow back, they're smoother & baby fine? Why not give it a try, and let us know? ;D
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Re: Have You Ladies Ever Had A Brazilian Done??
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2014, 08:48:12 AM »
Why don't you try plucking? You can avoid razor knicks, ...and the results last waaay longer than shaving?
And when the hairs do grow back, they're smoother & baby fine? Why not give it a try, and let us know? ;D

We have 5 kids, to get the hours alone that it would take to complete that task well... lets just say I have a better chance at the lottery. Oh and second, I'm too much of a pussy for that method 😁