how many of you have ever been in trouble with the law?

[CalvinH]

"I fought the law and the law won"

[_aj_]

Got into some rather serious shit with the MPs on Ft. Devons involving weapons, mumble, mumble. Thank God my college roommate was a regional JAG officer and got it smoothed over. Still took me several years to get that damn rifle back. Still has the MP evidence sticker on it 

[Nails]

Nothing but moving violations , nothing a check couldnt pay

[Wiggs]

My friend, I'll be at the MGM Grand for 10 days in June and we shall have to remedy your non-arrest past.  I know just the place and just the girls to do it. 

Haha. It'll be good to hang out again Tom, I'm into being good now. No more bad. lol.

[Coach is Back!]

1. Got caught driving on a suspended license three times spent 3 days in jail about 25 years ago.

2. Wife #2 filed a false police report and said I had stolen her truck when the divorce decree clearly stated it was mine. Spent a night at in LA County jail then bailed out on $20k. The next court date I brought all of the documentation for the judge, they exonerated me from all charges and immediately issued an arrest warrant for my ex. Haha.

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.

[NightTrain]

not enough room in this area to post mine 

[Wolfox]

1. Got caught driving on a suspended license three times spent 3 days in jail about 25 years ago.

2. Wife #2 filed a false police report and said I had stolen her truck when the divorce decree clearly stated it was mine. Spent a night at in LA County jail then bailed out on $20k. The next court date I brought all of the documentation for the judge, they exonerated me from all charges and immediately issued an arrest warrant for my ex. Haha.

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.

Coach is a certified gangster    

[Wiggs]

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.

 

[The Ugly]

1. Got caught driving on a suspended license three times spent 3 days in jail about 25 years ago.

2. Wife #2 filed a false police report and said I had stolen her truck when the divorce decree clearly stated it was mine. Spent a night at in LA County jail then bailed out on $20k. The next court date I brought all of the documentation for the judge, they exonerated me from all charges and immediately issued an arrest warrant for my ex. Haha.

3. Spent another night in jail for going into my ex's place of business (So. Cal Edison) walked in and beat the shit out of her "lover" who was also an exec there and beat the shit out him before his whole department. The judge had sympathy because he had the same thing done to him and wish he could have done the same. All charged were dropped.

Just curious, Coach. On that three day bid, do Italians run with the Woods or the Southsiders?

[The Ugly]

Not trying to be a dick at all, I really don't know. I'd guess Woods in county.

[Coach is Back!]

Not trying to be a dick at all, I really don't know. I'd guess Woods in county.

I must have missed something

[The Ugly]

I must have missed something

Ah, nevermind. Just keep your nose clean from now on, stud.

[Coach is Back!]

Coach is a certified gangster    

Haha, not even close. I was just stupid. That's what you get for being a late bloomer.

[Coach is Back!]

Ah, nevermind. Just keep your nose clean from now on, stud.

It took me a minute, but I finally got it. lol. I haven't had so much of a traffic ticket in almost 20 years. Parking tickets are another story. hahaha.

[RUDE BUOY]

parking tickets are the tools of the comunistas

[The Ugly]

It took me a minute, but I finally got it. lol. I haven't had so much of a traffic ticket in almost 20 years. Parking tickets are another story. hahaha.

Yeah, trouble seems to gradually fade as you age.

[Coach is Back!]

Yeah, trouble seems to gradually fade as you age.

We know the same people..just ask them how I was..lol

[The Ugly]

Mick and Kristy have told me some. Good times.

[Coach is Back!]

Mick and Kristy have told me some. Good times.

We were all a little crazy back then. They just grew out of it faster than I did.

[The Ugly]

We were all a little crazy back then. They just grew out of it faster than I did.

Nobody escapes the SGV without a few scars, brother. Just be glad it's behind us.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Italians would run with the whites.

[forillagorilla]

Rationalizing one's inability to either avoid crime or avoid getting caught of peace

Adding "of peace" to the end of your stupid sentence - confirms that you are a total douche

[The Ugly]

Italians would run with the whites.

Sounds right.

[SuperTed]

[FitnessFrenzy]