Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party

[Icelord]

Shhhh, you're crushing the dreams of guys who hope the 2500 crunches they do each day will help them pull poon this summer.

I assume hes trolling since he mentioned dating fashion models
obviously he doesnt realize all GB male users already do

[Stan Diego]

Can someone tell me what the name is of that catchy tune is that's playing in the first video?  Thx

Duck Sauce "Your'e Nasty" Vocal Mix.
 It's on YouTube, I don't know how to embed videos. It samples Britney Spears. Duck Sauce is Armand Van Helden & A-Trak. Their really big track was "Barbara Streisand". I think they suck...

[El Diablo Blanco]

I assume hes trolling since he mentioned dating fashion models
obviously he doesnt realize all GB male users already do

Not long ago I saw what I would consider one of the prettiest chicks I've ever seen.  Just a spectacular specimen of a female from face to body, just perfect and in tow was her boyfriend, about 6 inches shorter wearing a black flat brimmed baseball hat, those super long black shorts with high black socks and a white t-shirt and the guy probably weighed 110 pounds.  Sure you can say that he probably has a 12 inch cock, but how would she know before meeting him?  You can say he has money but again he doesn't look like he has a single penny.  Probably just some guy who had the balls to talk to her probably from high school days or something.

[the trainer]

I've been with women whilst out of shape and whilst holding less than 10% BF.

I've found both groups gave very little feedback on my physique, and far more on the discussions we had prior to being intimate. If they did comment on my physique, it was the hair on my head or the fact that I have a smaller than average little toe. Or the pattern of my dick's circumcision line. I think only 2 mentioned having "nice abs". Women really don't give a fuck how jacked or vascular you are. That's the preoccupation of straight men who want to look like you or gay men who wish they could sleep with you. When a girl fucks, she generally isn't concerned with checking out your obliques or gastrocnemius. Most click off mentally and just enjoy the moment. You could basically replace a bodybuilder's dick with an average shmoe's, and she wouldn't know the difference.

You are so full of shit maybe its because you are out of shape you are talking this crap to feel better, two guy are walking on a beach one is out of shape the other is ripped and vascular we all know who is going to get laid first.

[Simple Simon]

You are so full of shit maybe its because you are out of shape you are talking this crap to feel better, two guy are walking on a beach one is out of shape the other is ripped and vascular we all know who is going to get laid first.

The one who has charisma and personality.

[Icelord]

The one who has charisma and personality.

[mik1111]

Women seem to get offended when you are in good shape.  They think you're up to no good.

they're smart... usually i'm only down to penetrate and get fellated

[Icelord]

You are so full of shit maybe its because you are out of shape you are talking this crap to feel better, two guy are walking on a beach one is out of shape the other is ripped and vascular we all know who is going to get laid first.

youre an idiot

[Bevo]

show one pic of this 'shape' that doesnt attract women. based on this i can very well imagine what you look like.

every guy that i know who is in great shape all pull women. there is no exception to this rule. then again i dont hang out with idiots so im sure their personailities play a role in this as well.

but for you to say it deosnt attract women is bullshit. you attract guys cause your a permabulker. its that simple, you've never seen 5-6% in your life. thats why women ignore you, champ.

hope this helps.

This is true 

[Icelord]

not if it indicates an unhealy level of self obsession

Correct. That is what makes the difference between a guy who is in exceptional shape and knows how to talk to women about anything but his shape
and guys whose main sales pitch revolves around their diet and leg & back split
which will lead to patronizing and sympathetic nods from the female
followed by an excuse to leave and rejoin her friends and probably some other guy who doesnt talk about his ab development

[Lustral]

women just aren't as obvious. i never used to notice, ever, until the lass i was seeing at the time drew my attention to it.

i catch guys 'looking'   when i've got a serious beard growing.. i shit you not.

Dunno, in nightclubs here I openly get women feeling me up in front of gf and taking photos when I'm in shape. Maybe Irish girls are just sluts.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Dunno, in nightclubs here I openly get women feeling me up in front of gf and taking photos when I'm in shape. Maybe Irish girls are just sluts.

I see a trend here.  The Euros are for the argument that you need to have abs to get chicks and the americans are debunking that myth.  It seems Euro trash whores love the eye candy more than the American chick.

[Lustral]

I see a trend here.  The Euros are for the argument that you need to have abs to get chicks and the americans are debunking that myth.  It seems Euro trash whores love the eye candy more than the American chick.

Hard to see abs through a tight white t shirt. Anabolichalo factors - big arms with vascularity, making waste seem small (learned from Arnold) and wide shoulders. Doesn't hurt to be good looking and move hips well when dancing.

Also, alcohol is a big factor here... Ladies by day, sex craving rapists by night.

[anabolichalo]

I see a trend here.  The Euros are for the argument that you need to have abs to get chicks and the americans are debunking that myth.  It seems Euro trash whores love the eye candy more than the American chick.

americans will say anything to justify their fatness

reality is women CAN tell a ripped arm from afattymcfattyfat arm

[anabolichalo]

Hard to see abs through a tight white t shirt. Anabolichalo factors - big arms with vascularity, making waste seem small (learned from Arnold) and wide shoulders. Doesn't hurt to be good looking and move hips well when dancing.

Also, alcohol is a big factor here... Ladies by day, sex craving rapists by night.

as soon as they start feeling you up they go under the shirt assessing abs

[Lustral]

as soon as they start feeling you up they go under the shirt assessing abs

I get away with girls feeling arms. If a girl slipped her hand up my top in front of gf she'd be decapitated. I have put their hands on my abs before when I'm in the clear and you need to place a "Caution: Wet Floor Sign" on the ground there and then.

I don't know why people think girls aren't superficial. Have you seen women's magazines creaming over twinks and discussing men's cocks? Next time you are out see how much more successful good looking guys are with women. Good conversation is a conduit to taking a woman home, good looks are the opening.

[Icelord]

I don't know why people think girls aren't superficial.

lol
come again

[Lustral]

lol
come again

Took 5 mins on youporn but job accomplished.

[dogbowl]

[Palpatine Q]

Robert Burneika.  It is one of the saddest sites ever.  The failed attempt at a fist pump makes me feel bad for the guy.  It's almost as pathetic as Groinks mug shot for drunk driving.

Or you trying to not be the antisocial geek who cant talk to women that you really are.

[Icelord]

Or you trying to not be the antisocial geek who cant talk to women that you really are.

lol

[Palpatine Q]

Thats nice but we're not arguing about what women do in bed. Most of them grab/pull/stroke/admire your body when you're having sex, whether you're jacked or an average guy.

We're talking about whether being in elite shape guarantees or significantly improves your odds of getting attractive women in social settings. And in most cases, it doesn't. It's a bonus. Definitely something to talk about and they'll admire your dedication/fitness level. But it won't go further than that unless you have the goods personality-wise and preferably a decent apartment to take them back to.

If you're jacked and living in your mother's spare room, you won't get laid by anything but the ugliest ditch pigs. Fact.

So.it does then. Of course women arent going to spread their legs because you have abs..but it certainly helps

Which I have known for 30 years but hey what do I know.

[Palpatine Q]

The one who has charisma and personality.

And if the both have charisma and personality ?

Or better yet neither of them do.

Whats with the assumption that ever out of shape turd has a great personality and game ?

[Lustral]

And if the both have charisma and personality ?

Or better yet neither of them do.

Whats with the assumption that ever out of shape turd has a great personality and game ?

They don't. They are always aware of their physical inferiorities.

[Palpatine Q]

They don't. They are always aware of their physical inferiorities.

Speaking from personal experience...there have been times in my life where I wasn't in good shape.
Most times i am...much easier to meet women when you look great.  How this can be disputed is beyond me