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Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« on: March 28, 2014, 07:34:16 PM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2014, 07:37:06 PM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

Hi Dave. How's the weather in St-Louis?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2014, 07:37:23 PM »
What kind of name is 'dave' for a girl?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2014, 07:38:43 PM »
gayer than pretending to be a girl commenting on other mens cock size.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2014, 07:40:51 PM »
gayer than pretending to be a girl commenting on other mens cock size.

It's well known in OP's circles that "Susan" is a euphemism for good ol' Dave Mirza aka Squwak Father

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2014, 07:41:47 PM »
It's well known in OP's circles that "Susan" is a euphemism for good ol' Dave Mirza aka Squwak Father

is a well known athlete in his town?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2014, 07:45:34 PM »
is a well known athlete in his town?

I would never use the word "athlete' in the same sentence as "Mirza" but posting wise he had his moments.

Dicktalk by men is an epic side effect of projection and undeniable.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2014, 07:55:09 PM »
Just what we need on getbig another man pretending to be a woman.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2014, 07:57:08 PM »
I would never use the word "athlete' in the same sentence as "Mirza" but posting wise he had his moments.

Dicktalk by men is an epic side effect of projection and undeniable.

I see what youre saying.

I guess this simply isnt one of those "moments"

self outing for possession of a baby dick isnt a cool way to "burst" onto the scene.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2014, 02:12:32 AM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.


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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2014, 04:03:47 AM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

I wonder how many cross dressers post on getbig

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2014, 04:14:54 AM »
If any one knows all about small dongs it would be Dave.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2014, 08:35:36 AM »
I assume this would be a thread started by anabolichalo. He seems to like looking at all sized dicks.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2014, 08:38:26 AM »

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2014, 08:46:01 AM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.
How big is your dick?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2014, 10:11:54 AM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

You are a flabby fat dude - why front?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2014, 10:14:03 AM »
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2014, 10:14:23 AM »
you rang...


How the fuck did you have THAT pic? If your a homo I apologize no offense intended

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2014, 10:19:29 AM »
Squad Father making a come back.
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2014, 10:21:30 AM »
How the fuck did you have THAT pic? If your a homo I apologize no offense intended
i seen this pic a dozen times

a well known photoshop

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2014, 10:30:12 AM »
i seen this pic a dozen times

a well known photoshop

Post the original

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2014, 10:37:24 AM »
Seriously why the fuck is Mirza posting from a female perspective? Couldn't he have created a new gimmick?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2014, 10:45:22 AM »
Haha big dave destroying the twinks as usual.  ;D

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2014, 11:01:17 AM »
i did 100 jelqs and 10 minute penis pump today


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