The Day I Broke My Penis (no homo)

[LurkerNoMore]

There have been several mentions of this "penis pump" build right into someones mangled shaft.

What kind of sorcery is this?

The actual pump is implanted near the testicles, in the shaft where the "bend" occurs there are inflatable "cylinders" that air is forced into from the reservoir that is implant above the penis.  The air expands the cylinders and as the cylinders stretch out and fill, the penis lengthens and becomes hard (due to the air chambers).

You can literally fuck nonstop until your  hips/knees/lower back gives out and never go soft once you inflate the cylinders.  When you do want to go soft, you find the "trigger" of the pump and press it through your ball sac and let the air out. 

Google search will yield photos I am sure.

[visualizeperfection]

The actual pump is implanted near the testicles, in the shaft where the "bend" occurs there are inflatable "cylinders" that air is forced into from the reservoir that is implant above the penis.  The air expands the cylinders and as the cylinders stretch out and fill, the penis lengthens and becomes hard (due to the air chambers).

You can literally fuck nonstop until your  hips/knees/lower back gives out and never go soft once you inflate the cylinders.  When you do want to go soft, you find the "trigger" of the pump and press it through your ball sac and let the air out. 

Google search will yield photos I am sure.

Ill just take your word for it, stud.

Yikes.

[irishdave]

Ill just take your word for it, stud.

Yikes.

don't think about it

[Primemuscle]

Use Viagra if you haven't already. But then again, your woman may be too old to want to have sex these days.

I guarantee that I will still be fucking at 70. If I have to use PED's myself at that age then so be it. I'm 40 and I'm still ready to get down as often as possible.

I get it. I felt pretty much the same way when I was 40. My wife isn't well enough for sexual activity. 

[Primemuscle]

The actual pump is implanted near the testicles, in the shaft where the "bend" occurs there are inflatable "cylinders" that air is forced into from the reservoir that is implant above the penis.  The air expands the cylinders and as the cylinders stretch out and fill, the penis lengthens and becomes hard (due to the air chambers).

You can literally fuck nonstop until your  hips/knees/lower back gives out and never go soft once you inflate the cylinders.  When you do want to go soft, you find the "trigger" of the pump and press it through your ball sac and let the air out. 

Google search will yield photos I am sure.

Can't imagine this would feel the same as having a real erection.

[visualizeperfection]

is there an auxiliary button for the ejaculation phase?

[LurkerNoMore]

Ill just take your word for it, stud.

Yikes.

Won't fall for that trick huh?

[visualizeperfection]

Won't fall for that trick huh?

I had it typed into the search bar before I caught the obvious.

good work, you sneaky fuck you 

[mr.turbo]

I was 17 doing side laterals with 110's, when I was coming down I got too close and slammed it between the two dumbbells. Went into shock, taken to the hospital and had to pee from a catheter for over a week. Worst part is I had an ugly mean nurse. I called her Nurse ratchet.  

sorry but this really made me lol 

[LurkerNoMore]

I had it typed into the search bar before I caught the obvious.

good work, you sneaky fuck you 

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