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Thespritz0

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2014, 08:44:13 AM »
Medicated Gold Bond
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2014, 08:49:58 AM »
ever hear of soap and water.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2014, 08:57:35 AM »
This is what you have. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinea_cruris

It's very common. What your looking at is a yeast buildup in the body. The person who mentioned diabetes is in the right ballpark. Doesn't mean you have diabetes but that's where its headed(typeII). Yeast does some fukced up shit to the body. Get your sugar intake under control and don't put on your clothes until fully dry when you get out of the shower. And right after the gym if you don't shower right after, change your underwear pronto or don't wear any at all...

 

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2014, 09:18:07 AM »
gym rat in the change room



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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2014, 09:19:13 AM »
Cut them off and jump off a second story balcony   ;D
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2014, 10:06:13 AM »
Seems like you have crabs. A spray or two of Raid should take care of this. If that doesn't do the trick, shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire and when those little buggers run out, stab them with and ice pick. ;D

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2014, 10:15:19 AM »
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Try 1 or 2 showers... But this time use soap.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2014, 10:31:42 AM »
gym rat in the change room




That is my orgasm face, not my itching my balls face.  ;)

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2014, 10:33:31 AM »
Medicated Gold Bond

I will give that a try. On the list of people who give good advice for itchy balls you are at the top. See, you made it to that list. You should be proud.

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2014, 10:39:18 AM »
Seems like you have crabs. A spray or two of Raid should take care of this. If that doesn't do the trick, shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire and when those little buggers run out, stab them with and ice pick. ;D

I like this. Creative as hell.

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2014, 11:49:38 AM »
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2014, 12:21:03 PM »


Princess. I actually bought some of this shit for my Sea Monkeys and itchy balls. It clogs your pores and makes you sweat and break out. It also turns into pancake batter. It takes a 30 minute shower to get it all off. But thank you anyway. I love to hear a woman talk about my balls.  ;D

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2014, 03:34:11 PM »
basile still trying unsuccessfully to introduce his retarded phrase "what you" ::)

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2014, 03:35:43 PM »
hes got that red balls!!!
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2014, 03:36:28 PM »
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2014, 05:48:50 PM »
Just lick em' like your dog does...

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2014, 06:09:21 PM »
Does this occur just at certain time of the year?

If so, have you looked into the migratory habits of sea monkeys?

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2014, 07:39:06 PM »
Get a hot young slut to put her girl slobber all over them & lick the effected area till relief is achieved.
If this doesn't work try the same application with fanny batter.

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #45 on: April 17, 2014, 07:47:47 PM »
Just lick em' like your dog does...

Excellent idea!

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #46 on: April 17, 2014, 08:11:48 PM »
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Retarded thread.  Hope this helps.

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #47 on: April 17, 2014, 08:51:08 PM »
Room 7....1000 dollars....when you come out they will be like polished gems

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2014, 09:24:01 PM »
Retarded thread.  Hope this helps.


Sorry I ruined your evening Abe. But don't get mad at me because you are ball-less.  ::)

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2014, 09:43:03 PM »
Years ago you had to see a doctor and get a prescription if you had a fungal infection. Now you can buy Canesten antifungal at any pharmacy. Aways have a tube handy if you are sexually active. Vaginas can be a health risk. Well, men can spread infections, too.

You can get a fungal infection in the crotch area because of three conditions: warm, moist and dark. Try to keep dry and wash underwear frequently. Some recommend boxer shorts for more ventilation.

Sometimes infections go back and forth between partners.

One problem is the ph or acidity of vaginas. If a woman goes on antibiotics they can get thrush which is a fungal infection. If the ph isn't right they can get a bacterial infection. Ah, the woes of hapless women. Naturally, we men are oblivious of

any wrong doing. So you also need an antibacterial ointment for gardnerella or similar infections. This is the one that smells fishy. Good health, everyone.


http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Bacterial_vaginosis_explained