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gym**rat

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Itchy Balls, what to do??
« on: April 17, 2014, 06:16:03 AM »
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
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Hulkotron

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 06:18:19 AM »
Castration is an option although a somewhat drastic one.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 06:18:38 AM »
Tortured Testicles Of Peace
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2014, 06:18:41 AM »
Thank you Hulk, just posted one (of peace)
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2014, 06:19:38 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on April 17, 2014, 06:18:19 AM
Castration is an option although a somewhat drastic one.

If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2014, 06:20:39 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:19:38 AM
If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.

A wizard may find a use for it in an incantation.

On the bright side you would also not have to shave anymore.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 06:21:25 AM »
Perhaps seek treatment for pubic lice


Quote from: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:16:03 AM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2014, 06:23:41 AM »
consult a doctor

preferably a decent looking female
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2014, 06:24:19 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:19:38 AM
If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.

Golf gloves.




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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2014, 06:27:06 AM »
Scratch them
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2014, 06:51:09 AM »
bubble baths will fix that
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gym**rat

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2014, 06:53:52 AM »
Quote from: hench on April 17, 2014, 06:21:25 AM
Perhaps seek treatment for pubic lice



Good idea. You get a free moustache comb with the medicine.
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gym**rat

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2014, 06:54:50 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on April 17, 2014, 06:20:39 AM
A wizard may find a use for it in an incantation.

On the bright side you would also not have to shave anymore.

They do itch more after I shorn my bag.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2014, 07:24:59 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:54:50 AM
They do itch more after I shorn my bag.

Well, there's yur problem rite there, Dr Evil.  Drive it on in.  We'll put it on the lift and have a look at it.

Srsly, clippers at most.  Never go to the skin.  Never.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2014, 07:28:01 AM »
You must have good size balls, hence the surface touches around your legs...etc.

Mine are shrunken entities, hence the scrotal sack is also elevated and there is no skin to skin contact, hence very well ventilated.

Test and regular emptying of the sack does the trick
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2014, 07:33:54 AM »
shave the balls and after a shower let the AC blow over them to dry and chill...only after that put powder on...never put powder on while you're sweating

cheers
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2014, 07:52:24 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on April 17, 2014, 07:28:01 AM
You must have good size balls, hence the surface touches around your legs...etc.

Mine are shrunken entities, hence the scrotal sack is also elevated and there is no skin to skin contact, hence very well ventilated.

Test and regular emptying of the sack does the trick

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2014, 07:57:39 AM »
Cut them off and jump off a second story balcony   ;D
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2014, 08:16:47 AM »
One of the symptoms of diabetes is chronic crotch itch.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2014, 08:18:53 AM »
This! Wet shaving them causes irritation the clippers won't.

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 17, 2014, 07:24:59 AM
Well, there's yur problem rite there, Dr Evil.  Drive it on in.  We'll put it on the lift and have a look at it.

Srsly, clippers at most.  Never go to the skin.  Never.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2014, 08:32:21 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:16:03 AM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Find a fat hairy guy with sweaty balls and you both do 69 on each other, that should relieve the problem.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2014, 08:38:45 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:16:03 AM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Sounds like you need to shave them taters as well as talc 'em.

Reminds me of a Swedish Chemist's joke...

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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2014, 08:39:27 AM »
Medicated Gold Bond
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2014, 08:41:14 AM »
Don't close the damn door.  Kevin's down there.
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Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2014, 08:41:55 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:54:50 AM
They do itch more after I shorn my bag.

aaah - my apologies - I had not realized you were already clean as a whistle.

I itch on days 2-3 after a scrotal shave but talc cures if for me - and I live on the equator, run AND cycle. In terms of ball sweat - I'm up there with the best of them.

But no itch as long as I talc them.



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