Some asshole took my parking spot. I walked in and told the person to identify themselves. Everyone runs to hide in the corner. I walk back out and smash the car with a crowbar I keep on my passenger seat. I walk back into the gym and tell the girl at the front desk I was too angry for my daily blowjob and maybe I'll feel up to it after my workout. Good set of squats. Noticed some dude looking at me. Took a barbell and jousted the fucker like I was a midevil knight. Then I filled the leg press with 45 plates and left them when I was done. O ya I didn't wipe off any of the equipment when I was done. Got my blowjob while sipping on a weight gainer. Just another day in the life of a sick kunt.
Some asshole took my parking spot. [...] I walk back out and smash the car with a crowbar I keep on my passenger seat.
had to get my car serviced
Some cat interrupted my crunch session.
Hmmm...
Stuff crashing all around him and kitty doesn't even flinch - lol
Animals can be real jerks.
Did back and biceps today some dude ask me if I complete I said I have never being in a bodybuilding competition, he said he thought I was a professional bodybuilder, when you get compliments like those you know you are doing something right.
pre workout shot a massive load over my girls tits, then went gym wearin white football shorts commando for maxmium cock outline bulge mode.workout was good,hammys n calfs 1pint of red top milk post arrhh yeeh
had to get my car serviced so threw my bike in the back and cycled from the dealer to the gym and had an anemic shoulder workout, did some half assed abs, did my 20 min of stretching and rolling my quads, rode back to the dealer. fuck I just realised I'm a pansy.
A sweet choco princess, who works in my gym, was re-racking the weights. Suddenly, she asked "are you guys looking at me?" me "yes, this sight is better than the mirror".
