According to Ben Afflecks wife, he now has 17inch arms in prep for Batman

[Alucard]

Ready for the wax museum...

[The Ugly]

You know the reason hes packin 17" guns right?

Ha. If this half-wit represents the illuminati, I think we're all gonna be just fine.

[latiuss]

Hes only packin 17"s because they want him too

[Bevo]

You know the reason hes packin 17" guns right?

Stupid negroes

[Costanza]

yes

unfortunately my hair problem has nothing to do with steronz and hasnt really been aggravated by them either

I fully understand. I went on a date with a young chick a couple of months ago and part of the way through she gets a text from a friend firstly asking how the date was going and secondly how was my hair.

[Hulkotron]

I fully understand. I went on a date with a young chick a couple of months ago and part of the way through she gets a text from a friend firstly asking how the date was going and secondly how was my hair.

Did you mount the wench and/or the friend, GC?

[SuperTed]

Ha. If this half-wit represents the illuminati, I think we're all gonna be just fine.

Yeah, what could be more terrifying than a mysterious, all powerful and sinister organization spearheaded by the likes of Jay-Z and Katy Perry.

[Costanza]

Did you mount the wench and/or the friend, GC?

Neither unfortunately, got some pong knuckle action in the car when I dropped her home but that was it. Was sniffing my fingers the whole drive home.

[Mr Anabolic]

Ha. If this half-wit represents the illuminati, I think we're all gonna be just fine.

lol

He doesn't represent them, he's just one of their lower level pawns/tools.

[Man of Steel]

All Ben needs is faint abs and slight biceps and he'll be Hollywood huge.

[Hulkotron]

All Ben needs is faint abs and slight biceps and he'll be Hollywood huge.

"Shirtless The Mentalist star Simon Baker displays muscular physique" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2524296/Shirtless-The-Mentalist-star-Simon-Baker-displays-muscular-physique-Down-Under-Bondi-Beach-family.html

[Man of Steel]

"Shirtless The Mentalist star Simon Baker displays muscular physique" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2524296/Shirtless-The-Mentalist-star-Simon-Baker-displays-muscular-physique-Down-Under-Bondi-Beach-family.html

Exactly!  I bet Ben's and Simon's trainers have them curling 35lb dbs for sets of 8 now.

[Papper]

"Shirtless The Mentalist star Simon Baker displays muscular physique"  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2524296/Shirtless-The-Mentalist-star-Simon-Baker-displays-muscular-physique-Down-Under-Bondi-Beach-family.html

"Muscular" as in.. he has muscles that he can use to walk and swim like a homo sapiens is expected to have.

[_bruce_]

Wish I was as mossy looking as Sir Mars Travolta.

[njflex]

sporting the movie'shallow hal'jason alexander had same do'lol..

[HavoX]

What do you guys want?

Ronnie as batman? Gas in two minutes, and would sing the batman theme song the whole time: "nana nana nana peanut!"

Batman as a good fighter? Anderson silva is pretty good.  He looks like a walking black flaccid penis.

I'm guessing Bruce Wayne can afford veneers and hair plugs.


bottom line: Jennifer garner bragging that her husbands pipettes have a half inch on joonbug

[HavoX]

And also... Hairpiece of peace

[funk51]

from jennifer garners mouth

"Well anytime I've said anything about that so far I've gotten into a lot of trouble, from Batman. So I have learned that it is a way bigger deal than I ever thought it was and I need to keep my trap shut. But I'll tell you that there is a man working out at my house right now, I'm sure, for the second time today and he has 17 inch biceps."




http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/04/10/jennifer-garner-talks-the-size-of-ben-affleck-s-batceps-1330688?lt_source=external,manual

he's no adam west.

[dustin]

What pussy cycle do you think Hollywood stars use? Some anavar and then some mild diuretics and good lighting before shoots?

That dude who starred in Man of Steel actually looked legitimately jacked though. Hugh Jackman looks like he's crossed right over to the dark side too.

[PJim]

The only thing that is 17 inches is the height of his head.

[JOHN MATRIX]

His hair looks legit to me. No way 17 inch arms tho

[Nails]

has it ever been reported by gothom reporters if Bruce Wayne injects Steroids 

[tbombz]

Good for Ben
 
IMO - ditch the wig and shave it clean bald

[_bruce_]

It would be great to have Ben all pumped up, eying himself in the mirror and day dreaming about how all the Hollywood's elders will just fall to their knees in front of his buff self.
Suddenly Squadfather, out of nowhere, enters the room via an Area51 portal, totally catches Ben off guard and destroys him so violently that little autist artist Benjamin dies of a broken ego.

[HavoX]

Follow me here:

Ben has:
Reportedly 17" arms
Is a millionaire
Been around Hollywood block (ladies)
Married to a rich woman
Portrays a badass or multiple badasses (on film)
Has a gold statue of a naked man named oscar

Quintessential getbigger:
Reportedly 17" arms
Is a millionaire
Been around Hollywood block (ladies)
Married to a rich woman pays for sex 
Portrays a badass or multiple badasses (online)
has wants a gold statue of a naked man named oscar eugene