Same reason why your daughter wont be sexually assaulted later in life.... she is a bad ass! Good job dad
To be fair, I feel like doing the same after 5 minutes of commercial television.
Outlaw and ban all kid-size armchairs.
I am still trying to coax out the "why" from her.She's admitted to hitting it with the chair. She had a time out as punishment. Now all is well and she's admitting she did it but when pushed for why, she just smiles and tries to change the subject.I'm guessing I'll never know but I am pretty curious.Well - I'm sure she hit it with the chair because she couldn't reach it with her fist but that really doesn't give me closure.As additional punishment, dad is now mostly watching Cartoon Network on the TV in the living room.