Training with the lunk alarm

[the trainer]

I could not imagine training with that shit it must fuck with your training concentration everytime that shit goes off.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Planet Fatness is not even a gym...

[Purge_WTF]

The proper response (NSFW):

[240 is Back]

LOL!

I'd love to see a bunch of top Pro Bbers go in there, looking huge but breaking no rules, and do their curls with the 10 pound dumbbells.   

[DroppingPlates]

Would love to invade this gym with a large Getbig crew...

[the trainer]

The proper response (NSFW):

Real getbigger I am sure he posts here.

[Foozle]

I could not imagine training with that shit it must fuck with your training concentration everytime that shit goes off.

You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.

[Thick Nick]

You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.

Welcome back Foozle.  We missed you.

[wes]

You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.

[JOHN MATRIX]

LOL!

I'd love to see a bunch of top Pro Bbers go in there, looking huge but breaking no rules, and do their curls with the 10 pound dumbbells.   

Haha that would be awesome

[Nails]

Brutal grunting with 70 lb bar

however i would love to get a free pass and make that alarm go off non stop for 2 hours straight , if they dont call the cops on you first

[the trainer]

Brutal grunting with 70 lb bar

however i would love to get a free pass and make that alarm go off non stop for 2 hours straight , if they dont call the cops on you first

hahaha you only get one warning and if you make the alarm go off again they kick you out and ban you.

[deceiver]

I am still wondering how the fuck this has become quite succesful gym network. It is not about "normal" people and "gym rats" anymore. Hello, this is 2014, thanks to Crossfit every guy out there knows what "squat", "deadlift", "clean" and "mobility" is.  This shit is not a secret anymore, everyone knows they should squat and that they should squat ass to grass. So question is, who the fuck wants to be in the gym where you are virtually unable to exercise? Yelling and screaming may not be necessary or even desired but for fucks sake, grunting?!

My conclusion is that if you go to planet fitness you are a lazy guy who likes to fool himself he is doing something with his body because he "goes to the gym".

[HavoX]

Why go to a gym with 50 lb dumbells?  That's like working out in a hotel.

[Grape Ape]

Why go to a gym with 50 lb dumbells?  That's like working out in a hotel.

You can have a great workout with 50s if you circuit, etc....

Unfortunately, the type of workout you'd need to do would get you tossed from Planet Fitness.

[Icelord]

They serve good pizza, wings, and banana split sundaes at Planetfitness's health bar I hear.

[Simple Simon]

They serve good pizza, wings, and banana split sundaes at Planetfitness's health bar I hear.

Shizzo would make the alarm go off eating the pizza.

[Icelord]

Shizzo would make the alarm go off eating the pizza.

Either that or when he drops a deuce in the locker room toilets.

[ProudVirgin69]

I am still wondering how the fuck this has become quite succesful gym network. It is not about "normal" people and "gym rats" anymore. Hello, this is 2014, thanks to Crossfit every guy out there knows what "squat", "deadlift", "clean" and "mobility" is.  This shit is not a secret anymore, everyone knows they should squat and that they should squat ass to grass. So question is, who the fuck wants to be in the gym where you are virtually unable to exercise? Yelling and screaming may not be necessary or even desired but for fucks sake, grunting?!

My conclusion is that if you go to planet fitness you are a lazy guy who likes to fool himself he is doing something with his body because he "goes to the gym".

$10/month is hard to beat.  Most gym patrons stick to cardio equipment, which Planet Fitness has in spades.  The fact that the dumbbells don't go over 60 pounds is not an issue for their target demographic.

[Nails]

hahaha you only get one warning and if you make the alarm go off again they kick you out and ban you.

Jees that fast huh  

[Lustral]

[bigbadwolfe]

As a gym owner this shit fucking drives me nuts!!! Planet Fitness can lick my fucking nuts!!!

[Icelord]

As a gym owner this shit fucking drives me nuts!!! Planet Fitness can lick my fucking nuts!!!

Gyms are too expensive, though. I understand paying $400 a year for a Gold's with state-of-the-art equipment, but the average club isn't worth its price. They shunt the utilities and AC costs onto the client.

Planet Fitness is very affordable. That's what people want, except for hardcore lifters and men.

[MP]

The proper response (NSFW):

Love that vid. 

[Big Chiro Flex]

You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.

I can verify that the above post is 100% true about the Gay-ner.

He likes his peanut butter and cock sandwiches, minus the peanut butter if you know what I mean.