After lurking for a few months I've finally been approved! 
You crazy fuckers keep me going through my night shifts. Anyway, here I am, roll on the abuse :p
Welcome aboard.
Before you get going please address the following:
Do you have an opinion on Coleman v Yates?
Any bastard children you plan to abandon?
Where do you stand on Heath's width?
Any fridge pics of Jay Cutler you'd like to post?
Will you begin stalking booty today or in a month?
Is a calorie just a calorie?
When did you make your first billion?
How many supermodels did you kick out of bed this morning?
Are your arms 22 or 23 inches?
How many times can you bench 225lbs before failure?
Where do you stand on the permabulking issue?
Have you ever continuously farted for more than 15 seconds?
When is your first MMA fight?
And finally, who's gimmick are you?
