My 5 year old sons' friend claims my son stuck a power ranger up his ass

[MAXX]

Why would you post this?

he didn't just another copy paste from bb.com

[Lustral]

Think I got the tone of where this thread would go wrong with my first post.

[Dr.J]

Did said ranger go head first?

Was the power ranger circumcised?

[Lustral]

On a side note if you have young kids don't let them watch power rangers. Little fuckers will go around kicking you shouting catch phrases from the show.

[Kwon_2]

Power Ranger of Peace

[ESFitness]

Cliffs
-the boy is 4, his mom is a single mom that has 2 different kids with 2 different fathers
- her kids are undisciplined, lie, don't listen to her, etc
- my son and 2 daughters went to her house Monday after school to play, typical for us
- that night she bathes her 4 yr old son, he says ouch while she's washing his ass, asks him why it hurts, he says Stan(my son) put a power ranger up his butt
- she claims he was in pain all night and would quiver if you touched his hip area
- we ask him to come over today and she said he can't come over anymore because of this
- I ask my son if he did it, he says no and that's gross
- I tell her that her son is a liar
- I ask my daughters if they saw anything weird that night, they said yes, x hit himself in the stomach and then yelled to his mom that Stan hit him

This dumb broad actually thinks my son anally raped her son with a toy, to the point of being in pain to the touch
Good thing my son is only 5 and not older or he would have to defend himself legally

I'd still consult a lawyer and sue that bitch for damages.

[A Righteous Sort]

Easiest way to tell if its true is pick up the offending ranger and smell it

[el numero uno]

Goodrum prefers Megazord.

[wolfrittner]

Power Ranger of Peace

Oh shit I didn't realize they are that big.

[wolfrittner]

I'd still consult a lawyer and sue that bitch for damages.

[wolfrittner]

Army of one's life is very colorful








 

last week wife problems now kids?
Very surreal! I would get the authority involved if true. Someone might abuse the other boy and tells him to say this or else...

[HavoX]

It's cool that your kid calls his lil schmeckle a "power ranger"

[El Diablo Blanco]

Shoving a Power Ranger up someone's ass is a typical Saturday night for any getbigger

[OneMoreRep]

Which Ranger?

Single-handedly the best reply in this thread. Tapeworm has an uncanny way of consistently dropping a short, 2-3 words reply, that delivers the kill shot.

Bravo Sir!

"1"

[pedro01]

Cliffs
-the boy is 4, his mom is a single mom that has 2 different kids with 2 different fathers
- her kids are undisciplined, lie, don't listen to her, etc
- my son and 2 daughters went to her house Monday after school to play, typical for us
- that night she bathes her 4 yr old son, he says ouch while she's washing his ass, asks him why it hurts, he says Stan(my son) put a power ranger up his butt
- she claims he was in pain all night and would quiver if you touched his hip area
- we ask him to come over today and she said he can't come over anymore because of this
- I ask my son if he did it, he says no and that's gross
- I tell her that her son is a liar
- I ask my daughters if they saw anything weird that night, they said yes, x hit himself in the stomach and then yelled to his mom that Stan hit him

This dumb broad actually thinks my son anally raped her son with a toy, to the point of being in pain to the touch
Good thing my son is only 5 and not older or he would have to defend himself legally

You must be very proud.

[phreak]

Someone has been watching Delirious again...

[Yanin]

Sounds fake, 5 year old with a rangers toy?  And how does the kid cringe when you touch his hip but was seemingly fine when it was being out up there?

[Mr Anabolic]

It's only gay if your son wants it to be

These pics make me LOL every time.  I wonder if Chick ever realized that he was being "schmoe'd" by Mr. MCT oil.  

Also, where did John Parrillo come from?... did he simply show up one day and declare himself a BBing Guru?  Where is he now?

[pedro01]

Sounds fake, 5 year old with a rangers toy?  And how does the kid cringe when you touch his hip but was seemingly fine when it was being out up there?

That's where Army of One was holding the kid down.

[d0nny2600]

These pics make me LOL every time.  I wonder if Chick ever realized that he was being "schmoe'd" by Mr. MCT oil. 

Also, where did John Parillo come from?... did he simply so up one day and declare himself a BBing Guru?  Where is he now?

He is died bro

[PJim]

90s campness of peace