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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2014, 02:17:42 AM »

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2014, 02:19:06 AM »
This was a big hit over here, which is amazing giving the fact that most mainstream stuff on the local stations is utter crap, esp these days, so long life the interwebz.

When? Think I missed it...

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2014, 02:20:57 AM »


ROFL!!! I picture most getbiggers doing that weird smile expression as they post on here...  ;D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2014, 02:21:42 AM »
Typical Americans:


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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2014, 02:23:36 AM »
Even more gay than the original!



ROFL!!! I picture most getbiggers doing that weird smile expression as they post on here...  ;D

Oh, he's quite the ladies man with that smile and mustache!  ;D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2014, 02:23:50 AM »
That's really interesting, I wondered why you would be aware of such a song.

Kind of crazy because I figured you guys would be pretty critical of the Vietnam war even then?

To be honest, I'm not really paying attention to the lyrics, but I can appreciate the typical American stuff like country, Americana, blue grass, rock, etc.
I'm not a tree hugger wearing sandals, but I'm critical about any act of violence.

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2014, 02:26:42 AM »
Even more gay than the original!



Oh, he quite the ladies man with thatsmile and mustache!  ;D

hahahahah!!! It's hard to believe that wasn't actually meant as a joke or something.  ;D Even the tone of the piano is extra gay sounding, like a flaming homosexual tuned it before this performance. I wish I could get all the guys at my gym to come in dressed like that to fuck with people that weren't in on the joke. ;D

On a positive note, these freaky-deaky Dutch guys do better Zappa than Zappa...


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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2014, 02:28:22 AM »

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2014, 02:29:16 AM »

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2014, 02:33:05 AM »
More like most getbiggers:

Ich bin eine Mischung,
die ist ziemlich lecker,
aus Albert Einstein
und Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Soweit - so gut,
doch das Dumme ist nur:
Ich hab Schwarzenegger's Hirn
und von Einstein die Figur!


Translation for non German speakers:
I am a mixture,
which is quite tasty,
from Albert Einstein
and Arnold Schwarzenegger!

As far - so good
but the trouble is:
I've Schwarzenegger's brain
and Einstein figure!



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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2014, 02:33:52 AM »


Great one, it's also part of the awesome Parker Jam thread.

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2014, 02:34:42 AM »

As far - so good
but the trouble is:
I've Schwarzenegger's brain
and Einstein figure!



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hahahah... so true

that ocean wave effect is pretty cool  :o

Although most of us would probably be lucky to have Arnold's brain.  ;D


ahahahahahahahhah!!! After watching it all, this should be the official music video of getbig!!!

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2014, 02:36:10 AM »
This belongs in here



Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck


Give it a suck
Give it a fuck
But you ain't cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut
Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2014, 02:41:07 AM »
This belongs in here



Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck


Give it a suck
Give it a fuck
But you ain't cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut
Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt



holyfuck!!!!!!hhahahahahha

Johnny Falcon's backyard concert series!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2014, 02:42:30 AM »
hahahah... so true

that ocean wave effect is pretty cool  :o

Although most of us would probably be lucky to have Arnold's brain.  ;D


ahahahahahahahhah!!! After watching it all, this should be the official music video of getbig!!!

Tried to get Phreak in a banana skirt like that, but we didn't have enough (real) bananas.

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2014, 02:45:36 AM »
More like most getbiggers:
...

This is truly shameless :o :-[ :-X :D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2014, 02:45:43 AM »

holyfuck!!!!!!hhahahahahha

Johnny Falcon's backyard concert series!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D

The fumes from the moonshine seep through the screen and
sting my eyes when watching that  ;D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2014, 02:47:41 AM »

holyfuck!!!!!!hhahahahahha

Johnny Falcon's backyard concert series!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D

Talking about Falcon, I recently came across this on the internetz:



 :o  ;D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2014, 02:49:28 AM »
Talking about Falcon, I recently came across this on the internetz:



 :o  ;D
I see what you did there  ;D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2014, 02:53:09 AM »
Talking about Falcon, I recently came across this on the internetz:



 :o  ;D

Damn, hope Johnny Falcon is getting royalties for that thing!!



And I hope you stay off the sex toy sites!!  ;D

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2014, 02:54:08 AM »

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2014, 02:54:40 AM »


Fucking awesome, I've never seen that!!

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2014, 02:54:50 AM »
Damn, hope Johnny Falcon is getting royalties for that thing!!



And I hope you stay off the sex toy sites!!  ;D
The Skinny Mini is black ?  :o

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Re: Really Random Roger Ramblings
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2014, 02:56:38 AM »
I thank you all, Bertha, Dropping Plates, and WillGrant from the bottom of my heart for making this an amazing thread!!  ;D