Author Topic: ESFitness thread- Vince is so creepy that... (Read 126630 times)

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1375 on:** June 24, 2014, 05:57:50 AM »

Vince is so creepy he dumped his girlfriend when she had her first ever period.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1376 on:** June 24, 2014, 06:03:16 AM »

Vince is so creepy when he was born the doctor slapped his everybody

BigCyp · « **Reply #1377 on:** June 24, 2014, 06:03:28 AM »

Vince is so creepy, amazon designed the drone delivery system with him in mind

BigCyp · « **Reply #1378 on:** June 24, 2014, 06:05:35 AM »

Vince is so creepy, some teenager locked his sister in his BMW in summer, so she would be safe

BigCyp · « **Reply #1379 on:** June 24, 2014, 06:07:31 AM »

Vince is so creepy, Australia sent back all of the U.K.'s convicts for their own safety

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #1380 on:** June 24, 2014, 06:20:04 AM »

Vince is so creepy Ted Bundy got a restraining order against him.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #1381 on:** June 24, 2014, 12:26:36 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on June 05, 2014, 01:38:45 PM

Dammmmmmmit.....

You are a fucken beast of the best order arent you?

I'll be yer huckleberry

EDIT: FUCKEN HELL DOES THE THOUGHT OF YOUR SEXY ASS MOVIN AND GRINDING TO FUCKEN GLEN MAKE ME.....NEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!!!!!!!!!! Lol fuck!

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #1382 on:** June 24, 2014, 12:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on June 24, 2014, 12:26:36 PM

Dammmmmmmit.....

You are a fucken beast of the best order arent you?

I'll be yer huckleberry

EDIT: FUCKEN HELL DOES THE THOUGHT OF YOUR SEXY ASS MOVIN AND GRINDING TO FUCKEN GLEN MAKE ME.....NEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!!!!!!!!!! Lol fuck!

Posting while aroused. Smh. Well played kwon.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #1383 on:** June 24, 2014, 01:11:15 PM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 24, 2014, 05:44:33 AM

Vince is so creepy, every October millions of people dress up as monsters just to get a night off from feeling scared

ROFL

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #1384 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:31:09 PM »

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1385 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:33:28 PM »

Vince is so creepy, he makes Suckmymuscle feel uncomfortable.

Waller · « **Reply #1386 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:33:47 PM »

Vince is so creepy that Stephen King is writing his biography

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1387 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:36:21 PM »

Vince is so creepy that he used to visit Michael Jackson's house to pick the low hanging fruit.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #1388 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:36:50 PM »

Vince is so creepy they kicked him out of canada

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1389 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:38:47 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on June 24, 2014, 03:31:09 PM

Pmsl....that van screams anal debauchery

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1390 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:39:41 PM »

Vince is so creepy, he is automatically considered an alternate by the Hollywood elite whenever Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, or Willem Dafoe aren't available for a project.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1391 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:40:21 PM »

Vince is so creepy, he was born with a boner

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1392 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:41:40 PM »

Vince is so creepy that his twin brother is still suffering PTSD from abuses incurred in utero

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1393 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:43:52 PM »

Vince is so creepy that the famed Mexican 'donkey show' was really created as an elaborate international plan to lure him out of hiding.

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1394 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:46:03 PM »

Vince is so creepy that when he tried to hide out with Gary Glitter he was refused on the grounds that some of his 'activities' created a moral conflict that Gary wouldn't abide.

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1395 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:47:54 PM »

Vince is so creepy that he tried to secure a mortgage on Pee-Wees Playhouse.

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1396 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:49:11 PM »

Vince is so creepy that he has a lifetime pass to Legoland.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #1397 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:52:18 PM »

Vince is so creepy that he demanded a full refund from his travel agent for his vacation to Boystown, Chicago when he got there and realized that all of the gay men were over 18.

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1398 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:52:26 PM »

Quote from: wolfrittner on June 21, 2014, 07:56:06 AM

Vince is so creepy, he made One Direction go another direction

Hahaha

A Righteous Sort · « **Reply #1399 on:** June 24, 2014, 03:53:27 PM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 20, 2014, 03:47:37 AM

Vince is so creepy, black people used to be white but evolved to be able to escape from him at night