Raunchy Limerics

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There was a young man from Nantucket,
 Whose cock was so big he could suck it.
 He said with a grin,
 As he wiped off his chin,
 If my ear was a girl I could fuck it.

[Primemuscle]

"There was a young man from Nantucket

Who had such a large cock he could suck it

Looked in the glass

And saw his own ass

And broke his neck trying to fuck it."

[Primemuscle]

There was a young stud from Missouri
 Who fucked with astonishing fury,
 'Til taken to court
 For his vigorous sport,
 And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.

[Primemuscle]

There was an Oz tart from Naroo
 Who filled her vagina with glue.
 She said, with a grin,
 'If they pay to get in,
 They'll pay to get out of it too.'

[Primemuscle]

Today's cinematic emporium
 Is not just a visual sensorium,
 But a highly effectual
 Heterosexual
 Mutual masturbatorium.