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Author Topic: Raunchy Limerics  (Read 3604 times)
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« on: June 07, 2014, 10:40:07 PM »

There was a young man from Nantucket,
 Whose cock was so big he could suck it.
 He said with a grin,
 As he wiped off his chin,
 If my ear was a girl I could fuck it.
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2014, 10:44:17 PM »

"There was a young man from Nantucket

Who had such a large cock he could suck it

Looked in the glass

And saw his own ass

And broke his neck trying to fuck it."
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2014, 10:47:47 PM »

There was a young stud from Missouri
 Who fucked with astonishing fury,
 'Til taken to court
 For his vigorous sport,
 And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2014, 10:53:25 PM »

There was an Oz tart from Naroo
 Who filled her vagina with glue.
 She said, with a grin,
 'If they pay to get in,
 They'll pay to get out of it too.'
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2014, 10:55:26 PM »

Today's cinematic emporium
 Is not just a visual sensorium,
 But a highly effectual
 Heterosexual
 Mutual masturbatorium.
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