14 things every Fat Girl needs to hear

[calfzilla]

Excellent post by shockwave.

Also this Eric fella must be some world champion powerlifter.

[Wolfsanglerune]

i dont know...this woman as has been mentioned before is mistaking the casual sex market.i dont doubt lots of guy would not turn down sex with her but a relationship no.this is a reason lots of big women behave this way...plenty of higher tier men will have sex with them thats all and the women think they are able to have the same take themas long term...not so as has been shown painfully many times for them.

[MORTALCOIL]

Fat and furious.

[Andy Griffin]

For all this woman's aggressive posturing, I'd give 20-1 odds that she cries herself to sleep every night.

[jon cole]

Fat chick are more a distraction for 99% of men. Easy to obtain, horny in bed because every bang could be their last,

They are like nile sustanon, cheap, less effective, but easy to obtain and it's still test at the end.

[Thin Lizzy]

For all this woman's aggressive posturing, I'd give 20-1 odds that she cries herself to sleep every night.

Fat people want to be smacked down.

I was recently out with a fat friend, who, of course, always claims to be on a diet.

He said he wanted to order a particular appetizer but couldn't because he's on "Atkins."

Tired of having my intelligence insulted, I blew up, "Look at you! You're not on Atkins."

To which, he sheepishly responded, "Yeah, I kinda fell off the wagon."

Having my intelligence insulted, once again, I said "You have to be on a wagon to fall off it."

The subject was quickly changed, "Do you think Lebron will stay in Miami?"

 

[D.O.U.P]

Why can't those water buffalo's just admit " I'm fat, wish I was thinner, but I enjoy gorging on awful food on a regular basis and I'm way too lazy to exercise"

I could accept that. It's HONEST.

[Voice of Doom]

Selling to the American female market has always been a guaranteed cash cow.  With that market getting fatter and fatter and more importantly lazier this is the perfect type of book to sell.  This woman knows what she's doing...it seems pretty callous what she's doing...but I get it.

[Ronnie Rep]

Pretty sure every straight guy on here has had sex with a fat chick. But who has had a serious relationship with them? Would anyone on this board admit it?

[_aj_]

Pretty sure every straight guy on here has had sex with a fat chick. But who has had a serious relationship with them? Would anyone on this board admit it?

Never banged a fatty. Can't stand the thought of it.

[Fortress]

Okay ...

Sure, some guys (in the minority) desire fat-ass broads. And this is fine. But ...

Most dudes would rather a girl NOT be a whale.

What these chicks don't "get" is that males are Turbo Horny. By this I mean, as you all well know, they'll smash almost anything when they wanna fuck. Doesn't REMOTELY mean they necessarily think the woman they're banging is attractive, even. When dude is ready to rock, as long as the female isn't brutal stinky, he's down to begin the plow.

Most of us have been there.

P.S. Can someone clarify this girl's deal (re: the promiscuous-gone-wild talk). She, what, sleeps with, like, a girl a day, plus she fucks random guys at about the same rate? Huh? 

[NotMrAverage]

I swear to god back in the day me and buddies used to gangbang either 1-2 girls together (we were usually 2-4). One time there were 3 chicks there and one of them was just plain unsexy, totally overweight and insecure. The other 2 were atleast 6 out 0f 10:s. The no go one was i´m sorry to say a 1. So none of us were even interested and we concentrated on the other 2. I mean i´ve had much better looking ones, but when a girl is horny as fuck and agree to anything, it can turn on most men. We kept on with those taking turn and shit and after everyone except 1 were done. Only the no.1 chick was left. All complaining after watching us do the other ones. So my friend took out a camcorder and did her with a halfboner. After like a couple of min he said loud "this is totally fucked! Can xxx bring me that porn mag? So someone of us gave it to him. He opened it up started to flip pages right on her face. " Thats more like it! he yelled" kept on going eand told her to flip pages until he finished. This girl was smiling afterwards like "yes i got some". Interesting experience this 

[Simple Simon]

I swear to god back in the day me and buddies used to gangbang either 1-2 girls together (we were usually 2-4). One time there were 3 chicks there and one of them was just plain unsexy, totally overweight and insecure. The other 2 were atleast 6 out 0f 10:s. The no go one was i´m sorry to say a 1. So none of us were even interested and we concentrated on the other 2. I mean i´ve had much better looking ones, but when a girl is horny as fuck and agree to anything, it can turn on most men. We kept on with those taking turn and shit and after everyone except 1 were done. Only the no.1 chick was left. All complaining after watching us do the other ones. So my friend took out a camcorder and did her with a halfboner. After like a couple of min he said loud "this is totally fucked! Can xxx bring me that porn mag? So someone of us gave it to him. He opened it up started to flip pages right on her face. " Thats more like it! he yelled" kept on going eand told her to flip pages until he finished. This girl was smiling afterwards like "yes i got some". Interesting experience this 

I managed to trace her

[Fortress]

I swear to god back in the day me and buddies used to gangbang either 1-2 girls together (we were usually 2-4). One time there were 3 chicks there and one of them was just plain unsexy, totally overweight and insecure. The other 2 were atleast 6 out 0f 10:s. The no go one was i´m sorry to say a 1. So none of us were even interested and we concentrated on the other 2. I mean i´ve had much better looking ones, but when a girl is horny as fuck and agree to anything, it can turn on most men. We kept on with those taking turn and shit and after everyone except 1 were done. Only the no.1 chick was left. All complaining after watching us do the other ones. So my friend took out a camcorder and did her with a halfboner. After like a couple of min he said loud "this is totally fucked! Can xxx bring me that porn mag? So someone of us gave it to him. He opened it up started to flip pages right on her face. " Thats more like it! he yelled" kept on going eand told her to flip pages until he finished. This girl was smiling afterwards like "yes i got some". Interesting experience this 

What an experience of everlasting reward. A scene of human warmth and delight.

 

But it does illustrate my point, above.

[f450]

this is crazy... thanks to POF she actually believes she is sexy and attractive. She's not just saying it, she truly believes it.


How is that even fucking possible.

[calfzilla]

Let's not forget also how unhealthy obesity is and how this "acceptance" needs to stop. If she wants to feel good and sexy she needs to eat much less and exercise more for several months in a row.

Yeah guys are horny they will bang fat chicks but not date or be seen in public with them.

[Ronnie Rep]

this is crazy... thanks to POF she actually believes she is sexy and attractive. She's not just saying it, she truly believes it.


How is that even fucking possible.

Dilusion is a very strong drug.

[oldtimer1]

Yes, some fat girls are delusional about how they look. I will say this that no one is more delusional than guys. How many guys that look like gargoyles think they are handsome studs and God's gift to women? I have never understood this phenomenon. A guy with a soft body and the face of a panda will look in a mirror and see a handsome guy looking back. Maybe it's because so many women from what I can see don't care what a guy looks like. Ugly guys with money suddenly are handsome to some women.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

 How to pick up Murican women...

[NotMrAverage]

Gargoyle! Perfect word to describe this 1 of 10 looker. My buddy actually have the film to this day and this was back in 99. She met some neonazi guy later on that threatend to kill him. Came to his house and shit. Problem though was the he is an MP - Military Police and have diffrent guns and shotguns all over his house. In case of intruder he can get some mean shit together in 30 sec. One peace here another there, click click click, ready to go. Sorry I missed it. Wonder what technique she used to trick the guy into this? lol

[calfzilla]

Fat people want to be smacked down.

I was recently out with a fat friend, who, of course, always claims to be on a diet.

He said he wanted to order a particular appetizer but couldn't because he's on "Atkins."

Tired of having my intelligence insulted, I blew up, "Look at you! You're not on Atkins."

To which, he sheepishly responded, "Yeah, I kinda fell off the wagon."

Having my intelligence insulted, once again, I said "You have to be on a wagon to fall off it."

The subject was quickly changed, "Do you think Lebron will stay in Miami?"

 

[Thin Lizzy]

Why can't those water buffalo's just admit " I'm fat, wish I was thinner, but I enjoy gorging on awful food on a regular basis and I'm way too lazy to exercise"

I could accept that. It's HONEST.

That would require taking responsibility for their actions.

Why do that when you can play the victim card?

[Overload]

Pretty sure every straight guy on here has had sex with a fat chick. But who has had a serious relationship with them? Would anyone on this board admit it?

This girl i worked with years ago was a bit chubby and had a pretty face.  I'm not sure how much she weighed, but she wasn't that big, maybe 160 at 5'7".  Not to the point of having rolls standing up, but chubby none the less.  She was really cool and we hung out for a few months as friends.  I got along with this girl better than any girl i ever dated in my life.  I knew she wanted more, but i told her that i'm not interested in dating her.  One night we were talking about sex and a little drunk, i told her that i had an addiction to girls that give good blow jobs and she straight up asked me if i wanted one. lol  She actually gave great head and swallowed without complaining.  The next time we hung out i ended up banging her and it just wasn't that great.  The only time i enjoyed it was when i was plowing her doggy style and she took it in the ass like a champ.  Probably one of the most willing girls that i could do whatever with, she'd give me blow jobs during lunch and let me bust nuts on her face in my office.

Anyway, after a few weeks of this i just couldn't bang her any more and told her straight to her face that i just wasn't interested in banging her again.  She took it well, seemed like she had been down this road many times. lol

This was years ago, but i'm still friends with her today and every time i break up with a girl, she asks me if i want a blow job as a joke.  Probably the coolest chick i know who is just plain fun to hang out with.  Honestly, if she lost 30-40 pounds i might be attracted to her, but i just have such high standards for women that i date or have sex with.  I can't even imagine having sex with a really fat chick, i doubt i could get hard.

[calfzilla]

Why is it that these fat chicks are so addicted to food that instead of changing themselves they try to change the whole world?  

[NotMrAverage]

Lol tis story is like a copy of a chubby one i did a few months back. Naughty Girl, but just didnt do it for me long term.