All this recent watch talk- Lights out, Nick Toscani

[visualizeperfection]

I'm not sure which claim is more obtuse, "Licks Joe's Ass Free" being paid $10,000 for jacking off on camera or the trainer being 250 lbs of twisted steel.

You mentioning such unbelievable things in the same sentence likely has caused multiple tears in the universe. In another dimension white people are all on crack and welfare now, fat is sexy, women are capable of orgasm, low reps for "cuts", high reps for strength, jimmy fallon is funny, among various other impossibilities. 

[Roger Bacon]

women are capable of orgasm, low reps for "cuts", high reps for strength, jimmy fallon is funny, among various other impossibilities. 

 

[SuperTed]

I'm not sure which claim is more obtuse, "Licks Joe's Ass Free" being paid $10,000 for jacking off on camera or the trainer being 250 lbs of twisted steel.

He might have got paid $10k but I'd guess that he had to do a lot more behind the cameras to "earn the money".

[MORTALCOIL]

What did you do with those 10ks seriously? You're not a sound investor obviously. By the inch, those 10ks should have been invested in a massive penile enlargement. With only a 5inch dick, you could have made 5 to 6 times more money per photo shoot I reckon. Statistically speaking of course.

[bigmc]

Are you also suggesting that Dicks Internally's favourite song is "Dont let your mum go down on me (I want your dad to)"

I am in fact stating that big dildo in me loves to sing im still rimming at his local blue oyster bar open mic night

[BigCyp]

I am in fact stating that big dildo in me loves to sing im still rimming at his local blue oyster bar open mic night

Would it be safe to say that PinDick mywifeisa3, is gayer than Michael Barrymore's pool party games

[WalterWhite]

you sure showed us bro.

You have a 40k car and a good looking girl.

Masterful achievements.

Don't forget they are both climbing the Scores corporate ladder. 

[Army of One]

Would it be safe to say that PinDick mywifeisa3, is gayer than Michael Barrymore's pool party games

Are you suggesting Nick is no stranger to a fist in the anus, BigCyp?

[the trainer]

Nick is full of shit the g4p market is filled with midget fags ready to jerk off on their chest, the most he would have gotten for the 2 videos and pictures is 5k, and its not worth it cause he is fucked for the future he can never get a normal job and he is already losing his hair, as he gets older no one will pay him for naked pictures anymore so his only option will be to suck a cock here and there for a hundred bucks.

[denarii]

so in nick's g4p career did he ever reach the pinnacle of double oral, double anal? no homo

[visualizeperfection]

so in nick's g4p career did he ever reach the pinnacle of double oral, double anal? no homo

I'm sure the interest is eating you alive, next you should tell us all how jealous you are of nicks abs towards the end of his shoots.

[denarii]

I'm sure the interest is eating you alive, next you should tell us all how jealous you are of nicks abs towards the end of his shoots.

tbh as a lifelong hetero i cant say i scrutinised the pics. the pics exploded interest in this thread though.

that g4p stuff is basically paid for schmoe advertising. same as craig golias dating trannies openly.

[Skorp1o]

so in nick's g4p career did he ever reach the pinnacle of double oral, double anal? no homo

Funny how you and Nick Tossmysalad were ganging up on VP...now we destroyed your wing man you're switching sides 

VPs watch not getting on your nerves no more?

[denarii]

Funny how you and Nick Tossmysalad were ganging up on VP...now we destroyed your wing man you're switching sides 

VPs watch not getting on your nerves no more?

who is nick to me?

VP is just an insecure clown who likes wearing second hand objects. tbh the panerai in  the OP looks ok as a watch IMO, but it doesnt mean anything, its just an object that anyone with a professional job can justify buying if they want to. the idea that spending $500 to $10k on a watch says anything about you is absurd.

[visualizeperfection]

who is nick to me?

VP is just an insecure clown who likes wearing second hand objects. tbh the panerai in  the OP looks ok as a watch IMO, but it doesnt mean anything, its just an object that anyone with a professional job can justify buying if they want to. the idea that spending $500 to $10k on a watch says anything about you is absurd.

Ah yes. I am extremely insecure.

Almost as insecure as a man who starts a thread asking other men if he bigger than another member of a message board.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=537791.0

You should start one asking if you are bigger than me.

[denarii]

enjoy your collection of second hand items.

[visualizeperfection]

enjoy your collection of second hand items.

You shouldnt speak of your wife like that.

[denarii]

You shouldnt speak of your wife like that.

she has a diamond studded gucci, but as a quartz its basically overpriced jewellery. its a small watch. i think women wearing large watches are ugly, makes them look like men, esp if they have hairy forearms like one of the posters in this thread.

[visualizeperfection]

she has a diamond studded gucci, but as a quartz its basically overpriced jewellery. its a small watch. i think women wearing large watches are ugly, makes them look like men, esp if they have hairy forearms like one of the posters in this thread.

you cant make this shit up.

[Skorp1o]

who is nick to me?

VP is just an insecure clown who likes wearing second hand objects. tbh the panerai in  the OP looks ok as a watch IMO, but it doesnt mean anything, its just an object that anyone with a professional job can justify buying if they want to. the idea that spending $500 to $10k on a watch says anything about you is absurd.

VP didn't imply anything...it was just a watch end of story...It's you who started putting hidden meanings into it..."Oh he's not that rich" blah blah, coming across like a jealous bitter old man

[Simple Simon]

she has a diamond studded gucci, but as a quartz its basically overpriced jewellery. its a small watch. i think women wearing large watches are ugly, makes them look like men, esp if they have hairy forearms like one of the posters in this thread.

[denarii]

VP didn't imply anything...it was just a watch end of story...It's you who started putting hidden meanings into it..."Oh he's not that rich" blah blah, coming across like a jealous bitter old man

except the OP pic looks like the opening scene for a 1970s gay porn flick....

[visualizeperfection]

except the OP pic looks like the opening scene for a 1970s gay porn flick....

You are the resident expert on this topic.

[Skorp1o]

enjoy your collection of second hand items.

Time pieces are collectable items...."second hand" the way you're implying it is not relevant. Some rare watches fetch now a lot more than they retailed at when first out. You're coming across like a clueless lame middle aged man...dumber than 10 jackasses in one room, oh wait.

Go back to comparing your physique to Uncle Junior, he looks better than you yet spends his day eating kfc and drinking and gambling.....put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Skorp1o]

except the OP pic looks like the opening scene for a 1970s gay porn flick....

Which makes it fucking awesome 

Aged whiskey Swiss watch and bloody condom....better than your pictures in a church as bold and shiny as a swollen red monkeys arse