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Wanking
« on: July 24, 2014, 08:26:02 AM »
So - which catalogue was standard in your house as a kid?

For me, it was Great Universal - underwear, swimwear and shower pages all got well used when I was an early teen.

Richer kid down the road always had access to Grattans. Definitely a better selection in there.

Course, now it's all inernet. Kids nowadays wouldn't know how to unpeel a dried out soggy porno mag found in a field. It's a lost art.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2014, 08:41:45 AM »
Stolen wank mags from an especially sleepy pakistani newsagent in the centre of Glasgow.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 08:46:07 AM »
I had a good picture memory  8)
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Re: Wanking
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2014, 09:52:38 AM »
Channel 5 - Friday nights  ;)

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2014, 09:57:06 AM »
I had a massive stash of porn magazines id either found or stolen from the local paki shop under my matress.
How my mother never found them when changing bedding is beyond me.

Before that my dad had a pack of porn cards he never really tried to hide which id take.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 10:06:29 AM »
I had a massive stash of porn magazines id either found or stolen from the local paki shop under my matress.
How my mother never found them when changing bedding is beyond me.

Before that my dad had a pack of porn cards he never really tried to hide which id take.

Hate to break this to you...but she did.


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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 10:07:02 AM »
I had a massive stash of porn magazines id either found or stolen from the local paki shop under my matress.
How my mother never found them when changing bedding is beyond me.

Before that my dad had a pack of porn cards he never really tried to hide which id take.
She did, she just put them back, its easier than having the conversation about them.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 10:08:10 AM »
When I was an early teen, I used to jack off to erotic movies on Bravo and  the Sci-Fi channel. Men & Motors used to be fap material before that.

Now, its mostly Redtube.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 10:13:30 AM »
I had a massive stash of porn magazines id either found or stolen from the local paki shop under my matress.
How my mother never found them when changing bedding is beyond me.

Before that my dad had a pack of porn cards he never really tried to hide which id take.

Well

I had a porn stash which went awol....I knew my mum took it. And she knew that I knew that she took it...anyways, cut the story short many months later she sends me to get something from their walk-in wardrobe, I took the opportunity to sifts through different hidden corners, looking for anything interesting to take like funky lighters or pens...etc my dad used to get posh gifts part of his work....but lo and behold I stumbled across my porn stash, my dad just nicked my bloody porn stash, to this day I am unsure if he took it away from me and hid it from me, or if he took it for his own enjoyment.
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Re: Wanking
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2014, 10:13:56 AM »
So - which catalogue was standard in your house as a kid?

For me, it was Great Universal - underwear, swimwear and shower pages all got well used when I was an early teen.

Richer kid down the road always had access to Grattans. Definitely a better selection in there.

Course, now it's all inernet. Kids nowadays wouldn't know how to unpeel a dried out soggy porno mag found in a field. It's a lost art.

lingerie wank bank ah the memories
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2014, 10:15:30 AM »
Page 3 of The Sun of course.

Such classics as Kathy Lloyd and Jo Guest

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2014, 10:18:40 AM »
Well

I had a porn stash which went awol....I knew my mum took it. And she knew that I knew that she took it...anyways, cut the story short many months later she sends me to get something from their walk-in wardrobe, I took the opportunity to sifts through different hidden corners, looking for anything interesting to take like funky lighters or pens...etc my dad used to get posh gifts part of his work....but lo and behold I stumbled across my porn stash, my dad just nicked my bloody porn stash, to this day I am unsure if he took it away from me and hid it from me, or if he took it for his own enjoyment.

 ;D  Like my own story only my younger brother raided my parents walk in wardrobe only to find a massive stash of hardcore German porn.  Given that this was the 1980s I quickly realised the value of his find and I sold some of it off to my mates after first making a thorough inspection.  It never occurred to me that my parents would realise we'd nicked it, but I am certain it did occur that even if caught wtf were they ever going to do.

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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2014, 10:27:45 AM »
She did, she just put them back, its easier than having the conversation about them.

I thought that myself but she is the type to say, many years later when I came home from work and accidently left a porn dvd on the kitchen bench she hit the roof when she saw it.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2014, 02:43:20 AM »
All about the littlewoods lingerie pictures lol.

Donny went one stage further and found out where the actual knickers were hanging on peoples lines

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2014, 02:51:21 AM »
All about the littlewoods lingerie pictures lol.

Donny went one stage further and found out where the actual knickers were hanging on peoples lines
Well i discovered my Fathers super 8mm Projector films. Hard core Swedish stuff. Soon as he went out i set it up and beat my meat.

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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2014, 02:53:00 AM »
All about the littlewoods lingerie pictures lol.

Donny went one stage further and found out where the actual knickers were hanging on peoples lines
This

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2014, 11:33:52 AM »
I never beat my meat until the age of 24 lol when my mrs was pregnant with my 3 year old and I went from twice weekly sex to once every 6 weeks. Was torture so I finally gave in. So I never had to go high intensity fap mode whilst holding a littlewoods magazine like you guys, all xhamster and xvideos for me.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2014, 11:38:19 AM »
Live tv with those strip dances in the late 90's was a wanking staple

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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2014, 11:48:10 AM »
The old sky before it went digital and if you stayed up late and watched the german channells there was the odd porn on those, and all the adds were sex chat lines.

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Re: Wanking
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2014, 12:12:13 PM »
This kids found several bins bags of porn in the loft and showed them to another kid, Ed. Ed then went round when the first kid was out and instead if waiting in the room went up to the loft. Stuffed mags into his shirt and trousers and said he walked out the house looking like the Michelin man. Also found a load of tranny mags and a dildo that smelt of Shizzo. All in it was pretty funny for the rest if us.