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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2014, 02:00:08 AM »
Well done bro, all you need to do now is work on the money, power, height and a functioning large cock.  ;D

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2014, 02:02:48 AM »
Fellow alpha David Beckham seems too poor to eat aswell

Sorry cockmuncher, this is what women want

He's a footballer, they are small by nature and skinny. This is a bodybuilding forum.

The women I attract all tell me they like a man with height, width and meat and physical presence, a lot of women do not like skinny guys.

However some women worship money and some worship fame, some both....etc. Beckham if he wasn't famous no one would look at him once let alone twice.
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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2014, 02:16:08 AM »
You don't need to be any bigger than this.

You can take all the steroids in the world and women won't give a fuck. They want a man with money, power, height and a functioning large cock. I laugh at poor uneducated steroid losers.

Who the fuck care about what fuck's women give or what they want?
I bodybuild for my own enjoyment, if some women don't like it there are plenty who does.
You laugh at successful bodybuilders because you are too much of a pussy to work hard and do what needs to be done to achieve greatness. You are the loser but that's a reality that really hurts.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2014, 02:19:07 AM »
He's a footballer, they are small by nature and skinny. This is a bodybuilding forum.

The women I attract all tell me they like a man with height, width and meat and physical presence, a lot of women do not like skinny guys.

However some women worship money and some worship fame, some both....etc. Beckham if he wasn't famous no one would look at him once let alone twice.

Women fawn over the likes of Channing Tatum and David Gandy. Their builds resemble mines. We are in, juiced up midgets are out.

A woman of high caliber requires a man with substantial wealth, brokes don't like to hear this fact.

And this is a bodybuilding, figure and fitness forum. Being a lacrosse and rugby player with an athletic build, my stance is very relevant.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2014, 02:21:30 AM »
Who the fuck care about what fuck's women give or what they want?
I bodybuild for my own enjoyment, if some women don't like it there are plenty who does.
You laugh at successful bodybuilders because you are too much of a pussy to work hard and do what needs to be done to achieve greatness. You are the loser but that's a reality that really hurts.

Lol@succesful. That's a very relative term, on my scale they are all financial failures outside of Arnold.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2014, 02:25:09 AM »
Rugby? Must be a troll. U are far too anorexic to be a rugby player. Oh and being a cheerleader doesn't count ;D

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2014, 02:25:22 AM »
It super rich that's all you need. If not you just need to be shredded with an ok face.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2014, 02:44:48 AM »
Rugby? Must be a troll. U are far too anorexic to be a rugby player. Oh and being a cheerleader doesn't count ;D

Far from a troll, I'm rather well known on Misc.

My build is deemed perfect by the average woman and quite frankly my wealth boosts me into the echelon of most coveted.

I've modeled for the top fashion agency in the world and gave all my earnings to charity. Sorry juice heads but you can't inject looks and affluence

Me in 1 of my family's many estates and home gyms

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2014, 02:47:01 AM »
Your mother didn't seem to mind of taking my cock in her butt while I kept her head firmly pushed to a pillow (to not wake you up in the basement) by my muscular 18" arms.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2014, 02:47:29 AM »
Far from a troll, I'm rather well known on Misc.

My build is deemed perfect by the average woman and quite frankly my wealth boosts me into the echelon of most coveted.

I've modeled for the top fashion agency in the world and gave all my earnings to charity. Sorry juice heads but you can't inject looks and affluence

Me in 1 of my family's many estates and home gyms

You are a deluded Euro-fag

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2014, 02:49:37 AM »

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2014, 02:51:03 AM »
Your mother didn't seem to mind of taking my cock in her butt while I kept her head firmly pushed to a pillow (to not wake you up in the basement) by my muscular 18" arms.

It seems I'm causing several roid rages lolz

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2014, 02:52:26 AM »
Gimmick Score

Originality: 0/10
Writing Style: 1/10
Trolling skill: 0/10
Endurance: 4/10
Story: 3/10

Overall: 16% <--- not good

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2014, 02:54:56 AM »
Gimmick Score

Originality: 0/10
Writing Style: 1/10
Trolling skill: 0/10
Endurance: 4/10
Story: 3/10

Overall: 16% <--- not good

Spot on.  Can't see it being a long running gimmick.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2014, 02:55:07 AM »
It seems I'm causing several roid rages lolz

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2014, 02:59:48 AM »
I'm sorry for the reality check, losers. Okay-no I'm not..In the real world none of you stage prancing, ass pinning, thong warriors could ever compete with me.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2014, 03:02:37 AM »
I'm sorry for the reality check, losers. Okay-no I'm not..In the real world none of you stage prancing, ass pinning, thong warriors could ever compete with me.

No one can compete with you for most cocks in the ass

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2014, 03:03:11 AM »
Good for you if u get the pussies, but you are still the bottom twink among men. No homo ;D

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2014, 03:04:22 AM »
Hush hush, don't cry now.  :-*

Did you parents stuff you away in one of those "many" estates so they wouldn't have to be bothered with their little gay son?
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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2014, 03:13:14 AM »
Anything bigger looks heinous and drug infested

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2014, 03:15:49 AM »

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2014, 03:19:17 AM »
Reminds me of the x-men movie where angel was in the bathroom trying cut off his wings. Instead of wings this guy desperately tries to get rid of his lust for the cock.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #48 on: August 22, 2014, 03:21:35 AM »


No amount of photoshop parody is going to change my perfectly sculpted build, model level aesthetics, large cock or even larger bank account. Sorry.

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Re: With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face
« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2014, 03:28:54 AM »
Please doodle over this 1 you brain dead peasant