Why Fat Women Should Be Sent to Prison

[MikMaq]

3. Always be ready to fat shame (and to defend your fat shaming)

Every man should have this post by Bronan saved in their favorites. Post it on one fat chick’s facebook profile per week for maximum man points. Defending your fat shaming is easy; simply smile and say “Aint it great!” Of course, you need to be ready to run like the wind because some fat chicks are “healthy” and run half-marathons like twice per year lozlzolzolzlzolzlzlzozll zollolzozlzlzol.

But perhaps the second biggest (heh) reason to shame fat chicks – next to doing it for the children – is because according to the American Journal of Thatch’s Musings, fat chicks are 100% likelier to become ardent feminists. Come to think of it, that hurts children too, so shame away.

This really all you have to do.

Ive seen a very rapid change in attitude since the late 90s, girls today all have rather solid self esteem relative to their wait.

We can blame the black influence.

[SF1900]

[THE ARS]

Plus, they'd eat more while in prison.

You eat what they give you.

You pay for anything more you want to eat.

This is a weak fat joke and it is entirely due to laziness.

Inexcusable.

Fuck off you dumb fag.

[THE ARS]

This really all you have to do.

Ive seen a very rapid change in attitude since the late 90s, girls today all have rather solid self esteem relative to their wait.

We can blame the black influence.

So...................... .what is your excuse?

Mental laziness is every bit as disgusting as physical laziness.

I think it is more egregious, but I am intelligent and I am speaking to an idiot so we'll say it's the same......what is your malfunction , Boss?

Why so dumb?

[JOHN MATRIX]

Im not sure i like your tone, 'THE ARS'...

[Mr.1derful]

You eat what they give you.

You pay for anything more you want to eat.

This is a weak fat joke and it is entirely due to laziness.

Inexcusable.

Fuck off you dumb fag.

You're fat too, aren't you?  Riding around on your obesicle in Wal-Mart, buying copious amounts of pop tarts, only to return home to stare at your disgusting fat reflection the mirror.  So fat in fact, you're not even worthy of a selfie.  What's your poison, chocolate or strawberry?  Nothing worse than a self-righteous, self-loathing chubster.

[THE ARS]

Im not sure i like your tone, 'THE ARS'...

I'm not sure how to take this?

Are you being facetious with this poorly written post?

Or do you not believe that God frowns on overweight people?

[THE ARS]

You're fat too, aren't you?  Riding around on your obesicle in Wal-Mart, buying copious amounts of pop tarts, only to return home to stare at your disgusting fat reflection the mirror.  So fat in fact, you're not even worthy of a selfie.  What's your poison, chocolate or strawberry?  

Yawn.

I am not fat.

I ride a Merlin.

I have never set foot in a walmart, I try not to buy chinese shit.

[Mr.1derful]

Yawn.

I am not fat.

I ride a Merlin.

I have never set foot in a walmart, I try not to buy chinese shit.

Thou doth protest too much, fat boy.

[THE ARS]

You missed the ride a Merlin part.

But do continue.

[Mr.1derful]

You missed the ride a Merlin part.

But do continue.

I'm sure you're a regular Lance Armstrong.  Does it have a bell and a basket on the front?

[dr.chimps]

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