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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2014, 08:30:00 PM »
Quote from: D Comerford on September 01, 2014, 05:31:09 PM
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

In Australia, we respect our mothers...whether they deserve it or not.

He'd kiss your mother with that mouth.
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2014, 09:14:20 PM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on September 01, 2014, 03:03:09 PM
Gotta give the guy props. Life dealt him a shitty hand.
And yet people who are born "normal" and have the ability to change their circumstances want to either attempt or commit suicide...
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2014, 09:48:36 PM »
Quote from: Parker on September 01, 2014, 09:14:20 PM
And yet people who are born "normal" and have the ability to change their circumstances want to either attempt or commit suicide...

Well said, Parker
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2014, 09:51:46 PM »
Legit lol :D

Late front runner for "title of the year 2014"
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2014, 09:52:13 PM »
Quote from: D Comerford on September 01, 2014, 05:31:09 PM
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

In Australia, we respect our mothers...whether they deserve it or not.


No but I'll make YOU kiss YOUR mother after I bust a nut so deep in your throat you need me to start up the old oxygen tank

but not before you tongue kiss your mother

extra points if she's already dead! then i can do some cardio as well! DIGGING!
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2014, 01:52:23 AM »
Quote from: Var City on September 01, 2014, 09:52:13 PM
No but I'll make YOU kiss YOUR mother after I bust a nut so deep in your throat you need me to start up the old oxygen tank

but not before you tongue kiss your mother

extra points if she's already dead! then i can do some cardio as well! DIGGING!

You seem to be a troubled young man.
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2014, 02:12:22 AM »
Quote from: Var City on September 01, 2014, 09:52:13 PM
No but I'll make YOU kiss YOUR mother after I bust a nut so deep in your throat you need me to start up the old oxygen tank

but not before you tongue kiss your mother

extra points if she's already dead! then i can do some cardio as well! DIGGING!
I love you.  :D
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2014, 02:38:44 AM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on September 01, 2014, 05:12:51 PM
That chick he's with is a fella.



That's the least of his troubles...

His frickin' head is upside down!!!
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2014, 02:58:25 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on September 02, 2014, 02:38:44 AM
That's the least of his troubles...

His frickin' head is upside down!!!

I had a hard time believing this was legit!
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2014, 03:11:14 AM »
Lol!

Has home boy ever seen his cock?
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2014, 03:13:13 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 02, 2014, 03:11:14 AM
Lol!

Has home boy ever seen his cock?
If he looked into a full length mirror he would. Makes one appreciate being born up the right way!
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2014, 03:14:09 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 02, 2014, 03:11:14 AM
Lol!

Has home boy ever seen his cock?
Mirrors on ceiling  ;) :D

I want to say some messed up "funny" shit but I feel sorry for heads up - at least looking up skirts would be some what easier
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2014, 04:54:32 AM »
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2014, 04:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on September 01, 2014, 09:48:36 PM
Well said, Parker

But you are basically saying that depression is normal, or mental illness, surely you acknowledge more then just physical retardation.

Coach has no obvious issues but is clearly retartid for example.
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2014, 04:56:55 PM »
Can someone upside down head Tbombs in this thread?
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2014, 08:42:19 PM »
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2014, 09:48:01 PM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on September 01, 2014, 03:03:09 PM
Gotta give the guy props. Life dealt him a shitty hand.

Absolutely. Makes you appreciate more life.
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2014, 02:21:37 AM »
The only man who's ever seen Shizzo with a V Taper
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2014, 03:08:41 AM »
On the upside he's the right way around with a chick when in the 69 position  8)
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2014, 03:10:56 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on September 03, 2014, 02:21:37 AM
The only man who's ever seen Shizzo with a V Taper

instant classic    ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2014, 06:02:12 AM »
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2014, 06:08:46 AM »
He's parents were listening to Diana Ross the night he was conceived.

They're considering legal action.



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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2014, 06:15:25 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on September 03, 2014, 06:08:46 AM
He's parents were listening to Diana Ross the night he was conceived.

They're considering legal action.




I feel guilty for laughing at the last few posts. I mean the poor guy.
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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2014, 06:16:51 AM »
Skorp were you listening to this when you conceived that post?  :-\

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Re: Man born with upside down head becomes accountant and motivational speaker
« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2014, 03:45:20 PM »
ISIS wouldn't have a clue where to start with this guy.
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