OMR is baaaacck - Discussion

[AD2100]

The family and I were in Israel for a couple of weeks. We returned yesterday and I'm happy to be back!

"1"

This speaks volumes. 

[visualizeperfection]

I was just joking anyway, pal. 

I avoid your area, and you're likely not welcome in mine.






It's like a "Romeo and Juliet thing", but in this case its "VP and Cocksucker" thing.

[WalterWhite]

I'm back now and happy to meet up with you or anyone else. I just had a good meal at Gigino Trattoria on Greenwich street this afternoon and realized how bad our air is.

Humidity is at an all time high in NYC.

"1"

Humid in the Boston area too! Funny that we get the hottest weather of the season in Sept!  Have you eaten at Il Mulino in the in the Village?  Can't tell you how many business meeting I conducted there and never left hungry!  

[gmflex]

It depends largely on where you go to stay at and what season it is in.

If you go for a week in Tel Aviv. The flights alone will cost you about $1100 on average (This is round trip per person). If you stay at a hotel in Tel Aviv, for 1 week, it will cost you about $125-$225 per night, this depends on the type of hotel (high end hotels will cost you about $225, sometimes even higher). You can also try discount websites (cheaptickets, expedia and a few others) and typically get deeper discounts.

So, for an average stay at Tel Aviv for one person, one week, you're looking at about $1400-$1800 (Flights and Hotel).

Where we stayed (Haifa), you can get a hotel room for the night, at a nice place, for as little as $95/night. We did about 10 days at a hotel, but also spent a few nights with family at their homes.

It's very affordable and depending on when you go, you can easily slice off a few hundred dollars per person.

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Did you have any problems ? Restrictions with the ongoing war with Palestine?
Travel?

[Wolfox]

I avoid your area, and you're likely not welcome in mine.

I know youve mentioned being in the inglewood area before... so next time let me know in advance.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Did you ask your fellow tribesman their opinion on Wiggs people being the first Hebrews?

[visualizeperfection]

I know youve mentioned being in the inglewood area before... so next time let me know in advance.

are you offering me a nice carne asada dinner?

[OneMoreRep]

Humid in the Boston area too! Funny that we get the hottest weather of the season in Sept!  Have you eaten at Il Mulino in the in the Village?  Can't tell you how many business meeting I conducted there and never left hungry!  

Yes, I have!

I'm more of a fan of Villagios on West 3rd and Bleecker Street, but I have eaten there before. When I visit my nephew, we typically go down MacDougal street and go to the various coffee shops and Turkish lamb shops.

A while back he introduced me to Insomnia Cookies! Man, I was hooked, only wish they were open earlier during the day. He says it's the perfect place for late night students looking for a treat, I say it's a safe haven for stoners looking for a munchies fix late at night.

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[OneMoreRep]

Did you have any problems ? Restrictions with the ongoing war with Palestine?
Travel?

Airport security is always a little extreme, but that goes with the territory. We have American passports and go every summer, so it wasn't that bad.

But.....Bomb sniffing dogs, all sorts of high-tech devices to scan your body and many questions regarding purpose of visit and any alliances to terrorist groups.....CHECK on all of the above!

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[Wolfox]

are you offering me a nice carne asada dinner?

Im not hispanic, dipshit.

More like pig on a roast. Lot of white meat

[Wolfox]

whatever.

tell me about the VAST cultural difference people of your minority vs people of the mexican cuntry minorities.

jail, tattoos, government checks, unsafe streets in bad cities, etc etc etc.

all shared traits.

Super low crime rates in Tonga. Google it, dipshit. Probably lower rates than your posh neighborhood.

Tongans only turn bad when our broke asses get off the plane and have no choice but to reside with ghetto trash. We adapt to our environment.   

[OneMoreRep]

Did you ask your fellow tribesman their opinion on Wiggs people being the first Hebrews?

No. I didn't have a chance to bring about the argument of who the original Hebrews were.

What I will say is that Israelis do come in all shades. Probably close to 30% of the Israeli population is of Arab descent and so it isn't uncommon to see all shades of people. It is also very common to hear people speak Hebrew and Arabic in many places.

Next time I go, I will ask about their thoughts on this matter.

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[visualizeperfection]

Super low crime rates in Tonga. Google it, dipshit. Probably lower rates than your posh neighborhood.

Tongans only turn bad when our broke asses get off the plane and have no choice but to reside with ghetto trash. We adapt to our environment.

I googled Tonga all search results pointed to one fact :

Tunga is Somoa's gay little cousin.

Coconut neegulz.

Im not saying you or anyone you know/are related to, live lives of crime and poverty though. Im sure you are one of the more affluent members of your community.

[WalterWhite]

Yes, I have!

I'm more of a fan of Villagios on West 3rd and Bleecker Street, but I have eaten there before. When I visit my nephew, we typically go down MacDougal street and go to the various coffee shops and Turkish lamb shops.

A while back he introduced me to Insomnia Cookies! Man, I was hooked, only wish they were open earlier during the day. He says it's the perfect place for late night students looking for a treat, I say it's a safe haven for stoners looking for a munchies fix late at night.

"1"

Love Villagios too and if I lived in the city I would def be fat!  Amazing places to eat!

[Hulkotron]

The family and I were in Israel for a couple of weeks. We returned yesterday and I'm happy to be back!

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[Grape Ape]

Grape reported someone won the Super Bowl.  I forget who  
 

 

[syntaxmachine]

Thanks man! I am very happy to be back.

You ever notice that when you travel abroad, most people around the world are incredibly pleasant? Random strangers will wish you a good morning, offer you a ride somewhere if you're on foot and even share their food with you as you pass by their homes.

Today, I walked down my city block to get some coffee and upon saying good morning to the homeless man holding the door open to the Starbucks, he said, "you got money for me, if not what's so good about this morning?"

I'm happy to be back home!

"1"

That is interesting. As a result of my travels, I too have found Americans to be inordinately negative people.

What are the causes? Being overworked? Averaging 3 hours of bilge TV programming a day? Increasing economic insecurity seeping into the nation's subconscious?

[Wiggs]

Americans are really rather negative -- what are the causes? Being overworked, averaging 3 hours a day of garbage TV programming a day?

You wanna know what's worse when you know how it happened, and what's going to happen and you tell people and they're so dumbed down or distracted with bullstuff, I can't comprehend what's about to happen to us. All planned for them. We've been suckers for a long time. The people at the top know this. We're very easily manipulated by politicians and media.

[King Shizzo]

You wanna know what's worse when you know how it happened, and what's going to happen and you tell people and they're so dumbed down or distracted with bullstuff, I can't comprehend what's about to happen to us. All planned for them. We've been suckers for a long time. The people at the top know this. We're very easily manipulated by politicians and media.

All you have to do is look at the epidemic of cell phone usage across the world. The bond of human to human interaction has been severly damaged. The emotional connection is all but gone.

[Var City]

I was just joking anyway, pal. 

i'm not your pal, guy

[SF1900]

That is interesting. As a result of my travels, I too have found Americans to be inordinately negative people.

What are the causes? Being overworked? Averaging 3 hours of bilge TV programming a day? Increasing economic insecurity seeping into the nation's subconscious?

Pretty much all the above.

[D.O.A.]

A lot has been going on around here since I left a few weeks back.

Members disappeared, a bunch of new members on the board, a major exposing of a few newbies, what the heck has been going on??

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too much .But glad to have you back. You must have written up the  Gaza ceasefire deal and now you are here to fix that mess.   You are really needed around here. It really showed when you were missing. Frank Clairmonte said you were fired but no one trusts that joon lover anyway! Good to have you back OMR!!.

[ChopperRider]

It wasn't bad where I was at. I stayed in Haifa, which is significantly farther than Tel Aviv or even the Gaza strip. I was happy when they brokered a cease-fire a few days back.

What I will tell you is that at least where I was at, there was no signs of missiles or rockets coming in our direction. It was very calm and the people where up to their own business.

If I was closer to Gaza, I am sure it would have been different, but those areas have a lot of protesting going on and all sorts of stuff that I don't like to get involved with.

Right now, the bigger issue Israel is facing involves the West Bank.

"1"

OMR.....did Avidan call in a few favors and get the cease fire in place for your vacation?

While you were gone:

I was made Mod of the Zoo board. I'm just waiting for approval.

Shitso is still a tubby blunt fuck.

We herded all the worst posters onto a thing Ron calls the U.K. Board....I think U.K. stands for ugly kunts.

Jizzing on yourself is called a Toscani now.

Chaos still wants to sit on your lap and play bumpy road.

Lobstah is now officially Getbag's hottest woman.

Bigmc has an affinity for Basile

The gimmicks are back....time to clean house again.

[SF1900]

OMR.....did Avidan call in a few favors and get the cease fire in place for your vacation?

While you were gone:

I was made Mod of the Zoo board. I'm just waiting for approval.
Shitso is still a tubby blunt fuck.
We herded all the worst posters onto a thing Ron calls the U.K. Board....I think U.K. stands for ugly kunts. Jizzing on yourself is called a Toscani now.
Chaos still wants to sit on your lap and play bumpy road.
Lobstah is now officially Getbag's hottest woman.
Bigmc has an affinity for Basile
The gimmicks are back....time to clean house again.

LMAO!!

[Var City]

i toscani on myself any night i have no company

which is rarely

but it's way too much work to grab a sock or paper towels

and i like to watch the porn till the very last moment

holding my ipad

so how could i sock?

the other day, i pulled a toscani then even got too lazy to whipe it off so i rubbed it in literally and let it dry. it was stickier than i thought and actually made a bit of a temporary stain through my nike tank top (size XL as one of the bigger guys here you know)

but i still flirted with Sade, the front desk girl, for 30 minutes or so, stinking like that stink of unshowered uncircumcised penis.. you know that ham smell after you jerk off... girls love it

and i rubbed a bit of tren into my fore arm cause i fucked up the injection and forgot to switch the 18 gauge pull out and started to inject that into my bicep

so in essence i had a tiny bit of blood, semen, and tren on me

but i look like harry styles if he lifted and took tons of gear

at the end of the workout i asked her for the bolt cutter

cause i locked the key in my locker then closed the lock to workout

covered in all types of my bodily fluids and cattle steroids

good times. yes a tinder whore WAS ravaged later that night