
Russia has way with terrorists.
Remember a while ago a group of modern day pirates hijacked freight ships in the coast of Somalia.
Lots of politicans were pissed, of course, but paid the pirates, since there just wasn't that much you could do.
Well, then the pirates announced that they've hijacked a russian freightliner...
A couple of days later a UN patrol ship found a dozen dead pirates on an inflatable boat from the middle of the sea.
When asked what had happened the russian representative replied: Nothing, why you ask.