Apple releases Iphone 6 and Watch

[_aj_]

Well I was hoping it was going to be released in the UK for much less but the stupid UK government banned it before it even got set to be released, some bullshit to do with it being hazardous to driving etc so I doubt it will ever see the UK market.

So to answer your question, YES I want one and will pay the $1500 if anyone trustworthy like yourself is willing to hook a brother up.

Do you still have to apply to Google to get one or can you get it in the open market in the US now, haven't looked into it for a while.

But yeah for my video stuff it will be epic to have.

Imagine shagging a hooker with it on, be fucking Rad or having it at a poker game.

But I got to find a way to disguise it cos in Poker games that shit ain't allowed, not sure if possible to disguise it as  regular pair of sun glasses or not?

would be fucking epic if there was a way.

Entertainment value of this place would jump up by 70000 %.

Let me see what I can do. A former coworker and good drinking buddy is a director at Google here in Boston. He *might* be able to do something.

[_aj_]

That would be greatly appreciated AJ, let me know.
Peace and thank you.

So it's banned in the UK? That might be a wrinkle. The best I would be able to do is get you an invite through the regular channels. If it's banned, I doubt that would work.

Are you going to be moving to the States soon?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Its not banned to own I don't believe or anything like that. I know guys that have them from the US etc usually through friends or family.

Last time I checked a few months back there was an article which said the UK government did not approve the release of the Google Glass in the UK market because of safety concerns to do with driving, considering it like a phone basically.

I'll be in the Olympia but it should not be a problem to have it couriered to my address in UK. I will double check and let you know.

Its available to buy now at https://glass.google.com/getglass/u/0/shop/glass?utm_source=google_sem&utm_medium=text&utm_content=bkws&utm_campaign=evergreen&gclid=COKCgOj91MACFQiDfgod8QwACA#shop/glass

You can buy online and send them to me plus a check for shipping to the UK which I would think would be expensive and I'll send them to you.  I'm being serious.  PM me.  I won't fuck you over.

[_aj_]

Its available to buy now at https://glass.google.com/getglass/u/0/shop/glass?utm_source=google_sem&utm_medium=text&utm_content=bkws&utm_campaign=evergreen&gclid=COKCgOj91MACFQiDfgod8QwACA#shop/glass

You can buy online and send them to me plus a check for shipping to the UK which I would think would be expensive and I'll send them to you.  I'm being serious.  PM me.  I won't fuck you over.

Joon, just buy them and have them sent to the hotel in Vegas. Boom.

No need to get anybody else involved.

[el numero uno]

 The iPhone 6 starts at $199 for a 16 GB configuration, $299 for 64 GB and $399 for a new and whopping big 128 GB configuration, with a two-year contract, available to ship on September 19.

The iPhone 6 Plus starts at $299 (16GB), $399 (64GB) and $499 (128GB). Both phones come in three colors: gold, silver and space gray.

199 wtf? The iPhone 5 costs around 800 - 900 dollars in this shithole.

[_aj_]

Actually just realized I can schedule an appointment with them here in London and go see one in action and get one.
I will contact them tomorrow, wooop wooop this is so fucking awesome, thanks bro you made my night.

Hope you can buy one there and then in the show room and not have to wait.
Would be awesome if I could get one just before the Olympia

Gonna go snoop on Ron in action taking photos and try and find the trainer with it and imagine having it on when I go to give Bikini our wedding kiss.
God i am so fucking excited. Will post shit loads of videos.

Do you know if they are admissible in shows and stuff, I doubt they let you wear em in the casinos.

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You'll need magic glasses to get a pic of the trainer as he won't get within a thousand miles of the Olympia with his fucking shit body 36" waist and 14" arms skinnyfat fuck.

[Hulkotron]

I'm excited for UJ's Olympia chronicle.

[King Shizzo]

199 wtf? The iPhone 5 costs around 800 - 900 dollars in this shithole.

3rd world problems. We don't care.

[denarii]

how many Getbiggers are going to be rocking the Dick Tracy Watch  at the gym

its the kind of thing visualise pissstains would adorn his wrist with thinking it says something positive about him.

[pedro01]

Wow! They have come up with a bigger smartphone! Amazing!!
And round edges!!! I'm so excited, hopefully I can still get some sleep tonight!

*puke smiley*

Yup - shareholders can rest easy knowing Apple still have an "ideas man" after Steve Jobs passing

[denarii]

Yup - shareholders can rest easy knowing Apple still have an "ideas man" after Steve Jobs passing

more like oh dears man. apple has usually teetered on the brink of bankruptcy when jobs hasnt run it. now he is not coming back. will take a few tim ideas to burn off that cash pile though.

[the trainer]

Would be funny as fuck if he really was like 6ft 5 and 250lb ripped.

Joon: "uhh....are you "the trainer"?
Trainer "Yeah fuck you want midget who the fuck are you?"
Joon " uhh.....great guns bro....looking swole....my names uhhhh......Harry yeah.....I am from Australia"
Trainer "why you little shit......aren't you that fucker Joon from GB I recognize the nose"
Joon "uhhh......what??? No...no...no... Joon, who the fucks that bro.....nah you got me mistaken by someone else.....got to go to the toilet, really got to pee....see you later".

  

That is exactly how it would go down.

[Nails]

All i want to know if is the new screen technology will improve bar refaeli asshole shot  and will it automatically photoshop Kate upton fat gut into hourglass shape 

[TrueGrit]

Bar's anus should be the new, official Apple background.

[_aj_]

That is exactly how it would go down.

Seems very unlikely at this point. Taking book now on what point trainer "officially" announces his change in plans.

[Lustral]

Every thing must be big the phone, the muscles, the cock why do you think they call this place getbig.

Because people get erections looking at bodybuilders dumbass.

Never hear of a euphemism?

[Lustral]

more like oh dears man. apple has usually teetered on the brink of bankruptcy when jobs hasnt run it. now he is not coming back. will take a few tim ideas to burn off that cash pile though.

share price is back up near 600 mark and good dividends. Dad made bank on shares.

[_aj_]

Some instructional videos for the trainer, why do I have a feeling he won't turn up? 

Because "turning up" in person would mean exposing his fraudulent physique. Plus, his mom won't give him the bus money to get to Vegas. The only fitness chick he'll be banging is his thumb and forefinger of his right hand as he has his 14" CRT display showing hotfitnesschicks.com.

[the trainer]

Yeah I mean we all know he won't show.

But just for arguments sake that would be like the worst case scenario if like a 140lb twink turns up...haha.

Would be like "uhh....hey dude, can I get you a sandwich or something"

"you should go to the gym brah"

 

See that is the problem, I am such a big and intimidating fellow that you have to show up with a bunch of ugly wanna be mma douchebags so you can feel secure, dont be scared homie.

[AD2100]

fucking pathetic 

[_aj_]

Nah nobody is scared homie, just amused.

It's going to be funny as fuck watching you shit yourself that's all.

Hopefully I can get my Goggle Glass before then so I can film it all and post it here.

If I find you I will 100% promise to stick a camera in your face and ask you why you think its funny to send gay porn to peoples families here and watch you stutter like a prick. There is literally nothing you can do about it.

Will be funny watching you squirm on film.
But I am 95% sure it will end up like this and you'll start crying like a girl saying sorry

But we all you know you ain't turning up

It's interesting that all of those "internet trolls" all look like shit IRL.

Just like the trainer.

[_aj_]

What the fuck is that yellow thing on the trainers bed, is that his teddy bear or rubber duck? WTF? 

Only the trainer knows, but I will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a chew toy for his mom's toy poodle.

[the trainer]

Nah nobody is scared homie, just amused.

It's going to be funny as fuck watching you shit yourself that's all.

Hopefully I can get my Goggle Glass before then so I can film it all and post it here.

If I find you I will 100% promise to stick a camera in your face and ask you why you think its funny to send gay porn to peoples families here and watch you stutter like a prick. There is literally nothing you can do about it.

Will be funny watching you squirm on film.
But I am 95% sure it will end up like this and you'll start crying like a girl saying sorry

But we all you know you ain't turning up

First I am taller than you so you will be looking up at me, second I am pretty sure you will most likely just stand there staring at me and telling me how big I am, I was blessed with a deep voice and a mean looking face although I will be smiling cause I am trying to pick up fitness chicks, but if I give you a mean look and tell you to give me the camera you will do it.

[TrueGrit]

This thread is fucked.

[the trainer]

The trainer literally falling apart in fear with this post waving the white flag Haha.
Once you imagine him as a midget 140lb twink typing this shit it all makes sense.
I can't believe I am actually wasting my time with this gimmick
But the level of retardation is pretty amusing so I shall continue.

I just think its going to be too easy for me to fuck with the trainer, this ain't even fair, I almost feel bad, but can't forgive what he did to my best GB friend.

Just a bit of advice for the trainer. An admission or apology would be a good place to start.
You have literally no idea about my technological powers on here. It's not a question of if, its a question of when.

This is how it would look with you standing next to me twinky boy, you are going to bow in front of a real man and show respect to the alpha male.