Author Topic: Kellys on the market again. (Read 35352 times)

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #175 on:** October 05, 2014, 11:05:27 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on October 05, 2014, 08:42:26 PM

John told me "Once you go black, you're a single mom". Great sense of humor. Miss him.

It doesn't rhyme, just like solid(!) mixed-race relationships

The Ugly · « **Reply #176 on:** October 05, 2014, 11:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Da Freak on October 01, 2014, 06:07:03 AM

gorgeous woman

Sexy as fuck here. Top tier.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #177 on:** October 06, 2014, 12:04:41 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on October 05, 2014, 11:54:14 PM

Sexy as fuck here. Top tier.

When you think away her love for dark meat

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #178 on:** October 06, 2014, 11:58:29 AM »

Quote from: Da Freak on October 01, 2014, 06:07:03 AM

gorgeous woman

Absolutely.

The Ugly · « **Reply #179 on:** October 06, 2014, 02:46:01 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on October 06, 2014, 12:04:41 AM

When you think away her love for dark meat

Eesh. Didn't know.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #180 on:** October 06, 2014, 02:50:18 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on October 06, 2014, 02:46:01 PM

Eesh. Didn't know.

Now you know

2Thick · « **Reply #181 on:** October 06, 2014, 02:55:15 PM »

Hell, by the time any of these broads are 21, who knows where the hell they've been and with whom? And if they're not famous, how do you even find out? And why even care unless you plan to marry her?

TEH boob · « **Reply #182 on:** October 06, 2014, 08:13:51 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on October 05, 2014, 08:43:50 PM

She has what we used to call "piano legs". "We" being us older folk.

She has ankles

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #183 on:** October 06, 2014, 11:26:41 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on October 06, 2014, 08:13:51 PM

She has ankles

Her calf to thigh ratio.

The Ugly · « **Reply #184 on:** October 06, 2014, 11:28:39 PM »

Mudsharking aside, chick's still pretty delectable.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #185 on:** October 07, 2014, 05:13:37 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on October 06, 2014, 11:28:39 PM

Mudsharking aside, chick's still pretty delectable.

One drop of oil ruins an entire water supply.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #186 on:** October 07, 2014, 07:24:51 AM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on October 07, 2014, 05:13:37 AM

One drop of oil ruins an entire water supply.

Word

Hulkotron · « **Reply #187 on:** October 07, 2014, 07:30:10 AM »

Would give her a vicious down-dicking

TEH boob · « **Reply #188 on:** October 07, 2014, 12:43:16 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on October 06, 2014, 11:26:41 PM

Her calf to thigh ratio.

Yeah, I see that. No knees, just straight up and down

bradistani · « **Reply #189 on:** October 07, 2014, 02:29:39 PM »

bradistani · « **Reply #190 on:** October 07, 2014, 02:40:04 PM »

for jeff and possibly dp

bradistani · « **Reply #191 on:** October 07, 2014, 02:45:44 PM »

for the rest of us

TrueGrit · « **Reply #192 on:** October 07, 2014, 02:47:34 PM »

Would love to see her minge and asshole.

funk51 · « **Reply #193 on:** October 07, 2014, 03:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on September 27, 2014, 11:40:18 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2771356/I-love-respect-wish-best-Kelly-Brook-breaks-engagement-David-McIntosh.html

I think its just dawned on him that shes about to fucking explode.

she'll never drown

Da Freak · « **Reply #194 on:** October 07, 2014, 04:58:34 PM »

Dave is very size-ably endowed I must say...

Shockwave · « **Reply #195 on:** October 07, 2014, 05:00:55 PM »

Quote from: Da Freak on October 07, 2014, 04:58:34 PM

Dave is very size-ably endowed I must say...

Hence why shes with him.

Mudshark size queen, she knows shes about to become a fat white chick, so shes jut embracing her destiny.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #196 on:** October 07, 2014, 05:17:17 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on October 07, 2014, 02:40:04 PM

for jeff and possibly dp

hench · « **Reply #197 on:** October 08, 2014, 02:43:35 AM »

beautiful

Quote from: bradistani on October 07, 2014, 02:45:44 PM

for the rest of us

Costanza · « **Reply #198 on:** October 08, 2014, 02:48:05 AM »

Quote from: Da Freak on October 01, 2014, 06:07:03 AM

gorgeous woman

Parker · « **Reply #199 on:** October 08, 2014, 02:53:29 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on October 07, 2014, 05:00:55 PM

Hence why shes with him.

Mudshark size queen, she knows shes about to become a fat white chick, so shes jut embracing her destiny.

I think it's more than that. Dude has a very confident air about himself, and has a good phyisque.
Looking at everything in totality. Could it also be that he is black, yes of course---but he's not some gangsta type, just some "bad boyish", yet confident dude...as they say, "he's got swag".